The Bible In Paintings 73B: THE WOMAN CAUGHT IN ADULTERY, Part 2

c.2,200 BC - c.95 AD | by the Father, Son & Holy Spirit

[Hebrews 11:6]

"LEAVE

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JOHN 8
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LUKE 8:2-11

At dawn [Jesus] appeared again in the temple courts, where all the people gathered around him, and he sat down to teach them. The teachers of the law and the Pharisees brought in a woman caught in adultery. They made her stand before the group and said to Jesus, “Teacher, this woman was caught in the act of adultery. In the Law Moses commanded us to stone such women. Now what do you say?” They were using this question as a trap, in order to have a basis for accusing him.

But Jesus bent down and started to write on the ground with his finger. When they kept on questioning him, he straightened up and said to them, “Let any one of you who is without sin be the first to throw a stone at her.” Again he stooped down and wrote on the ground.

At this, those who heard began to go away one at a time, the older ones first, until only Jesus was left, with the woman still standing there. Jesus straightened up and asked her, “Woman, where are they? Has no one condemned you?”

“No one, sir,” she said.

“Then neither do I condemn you,” Jesus declared. “Go now and leave your life of sin.”

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by RODOLPHO BERNARDELLI, 1881
"Christ and the Adulterous Woman"

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by JAMES TISSOT
"The Adulterous Woman Alone with Jesus"

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by WALTER RANE
"He That Is Without Sin"

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by WILLIAM BRASSEY HOLE
"Jesus and the Woman Taken in Adultery"

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by GIOVANNI DOMENICO TIEPOLO, 1752
"Christ and the Woman Taken in Adultery"

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by GIOVANNI DOMENICO TIEPOLO, 1751
"Christ and the Adulteress"

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by ANDREA VICENTINO
"Christ and the Adulteress"

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by SEBASTIANO CONCA, 1741
"Woman Caught in Adultery"

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by AGOSTINO CARRACCI
"Jesus Christ and the Woman Taken in Adultery"

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by DIPINTI CIFRONDI
"Cristo e l’Adultera "

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by SCARSELLINO
"Christ and the Woman Taken in Adultery"

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by TITIAN, 1513
"Christ and the Adulteress"

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by BONIFAZIO VERONESE
"Christ and the Adulteress"

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by TIEPOLO
"Le Christ et la Femme Adultere"

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by WILLIAM BLAKE
"The Woman Taken in Adultery"

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by ALESSANDRO TURCHI
"Cristo e l’Adultera"

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by ALESSANDRO VAROTARI
"Christ and the Woman Taken in Adultery"

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by PIETRO DELLA VECCHIA
"Christ and the Adulteress"

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by NICOLAS COLOMBEL
"Christ and the Woman Taken in Adultery"

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by JEAN DE DIEU
"Cristo e l'Adultera "

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by GAROFALO
"Christ and the Adulteress"

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by OTTAVIO LEONI
"Cristo e l’Adultera "

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by JAMES TISSOT
"Christ Writing upon the Ground"

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Good Morning, Dan! :-)

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It’s odd to see a sculpture of Jesus with an inscription in Hebrew.

[Hebrews 11:6]

Backatcha, Mary-Lou!

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It struck me that way, too, which is merely a commentary on my insularity. There are plenty of “Jews for Jesus”, and more every day.

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I am fascinated by the visual simplicity of William Blake’s watercolor (#45). Noticeable is the absence of the usual expressive elements of the defeated accusers, shamed by the power of the words Jesus spoke. The way Blake drew them, we see them not as individuals with their own identity but a unified lot that has lost their individuality.
There are many other great paintings to illustrate this story but Blake’s touched me.

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Thank you, Alba, for your very perceptive explanation. They left like a pack of ferocious dogs with their tails between their legs; but they regrouped and persisted, until finally they sealed Jesus’ victory like the unwitting tools they were. They did not stone her or trip Him up, but eventually they barked and growled, “Crucify him!”

[Forgiven_Sinner]

After going through both threads on this topic, I’m struck by:

1) The similarity of poses. The adulteress is downcast with her arms crossed against her breasts. Jesus is looking down and writing, or looking at the accusers, saying, “Let he without sin cast the first stone.” Or He is looking at the adulteress, “Where are your accusers? Has no one condemned you.” I still wonder who copied whom.
2) The lack of middle-eastern clothing in many of the paintings. Neither Jesus nor the accusers generally have tassles or the middle-eastern tunics or robes.
3) The setting. I always imagined this in the court of the temple, outside, but some depictions have it inside. The lack of dust and dirt on the floor is incongruous to me as well. Lots of people in sandals, lots of animals, I think would keep dust and dirt on the floor, even with daily sweeping.
4) Note the scripture is John 8:2-11, not Luke. The speculation of how this was ‘added’ to John makes me think John himself added it to his original draft of the gospel after copies had been made of his first draft. One more question to be answered in the Kingdom.

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Thanks, Jeff. When you ask your questions there, I’ll probably have preceded you and already asked. But I know you won’t settle for my answers. No, you’ll want to get your answers straight from the, well, the Horse’s mouth.