The Long View (Betcha didn't know Hillary's an Evangelical Christian!)

NRO ^ | 11/15/2005 | Rob Long

[EA_Man]

From "Light the Lamp!": The monthly newsletter of the Holy Flame Pentecostal Church of Little Rock, Ark.

We welcome back to the area Senator Hillary Clinton (D., N.Y.), who has been spending so much time here in Little Rock lately that she's practically joined the church choir! "I'm here spending time at my husband's library," she told the Lamp when we caught up with her after a Sunday camp meeting, "and of course, I always take time to worship God in as evangelical a way as is feasible, given time and location constraints. As you know, I consider myself an evangelical Christian, really a Christian conservative, if you want to know the truth, so it's nice to be 'home' again in the South, which I really consider my quote-unquote home even though I live in New York most of the time. Well, Washington, D.C., most of the time, actually, but if I'm not there I'm in New York, of course, but always thinking about being here, in the South, my spiritual home, where I shared so many wonderful evangelical . . . moments and . . . events. Can you read that back to me?" The "Light the Lamp!" staff would like to take this opportunity to remind everyone that Christ loves all of us equally, and that God's house is open to all, even to senators from New York, so whoever is muttering stuff and saying mean things while pretending to cough can just quit it right now.

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[Grampa Dave]

Lefty lunatics around the world live in a fantasy wet dream world where they are so much smarter than we are.

So many are social workers and so called journalists, which are often the shallow end of the intelligence pool at most universities.

[MayflowerMadam]

"How long before she finds her black and Jewish relatives?"

Don't you remember when she hauled out her Jewish ancestor during Clinton's re-election? She's way ahead of you on that one!

[Darksheare]

That they do.

[JoJo Gunn]

That I don't doubt. The emptiness of Leftists is bottomless, and they're standing on the street corner waiting for the next Jim Jones with a bullhorn to come by and tell them what to think.

If over 40 million morons voted for Hanoi John, then it's easy enough for a predator to see any talking point will click, no matter how demented.

Strange days are ahead. sigh But what's new?

[TBarnett34]

[Grampa Dave]

"Strange days are ahead. Sigh, But what's new?

Actually they have been strange since the big lies about Nam and our warriors.

What's new is thanks to the internet we can identify the liars, spinners and trolls. Then, we can expose them to the searing light of truth. We haven't had this ability until recently.

[tiamat]

SICK!

LOL!

[.45MAN]

She is nothing but a whore of SATAN...........

[Pagey]

A "The hellish one just loves spending time in Little Rock" BUMP and LOL!!!

[.45MAN]

Here's SATANS little helper.....

[MarineBrat]

Dang, I wasted precious moments wading through this hump-o-turd of a thread just to realize that "it's all about you?" I urge you to consider yourself to have been offered the opportunity to pound sand!

As for my visual representation of my true feelings about your persona....

[Brad’s Gramma]

God will NOT be mocked!

[Tax-chick]

Thanks. Lovely explosion!

[StarFan]

This is satire, isn't it?

[Republican Wildcat]

Yes, this was as predicted. She's going to try to convince us she's a conservative. I bet she even votes to approve Bush's nominees and break filibusters leading up to 2008.

[SquirrelKing]

And now for our next guest: Hillary Rodham Clinton!
Ohwelovehersomuch, dont we Jim?!

[Shortstop7]

I think God has a great sense of humor. He surely does to put all of us misfits together in this world.

[andie74]

Sorry, I'm late...just returning from a time of evangelical worship at an evangelical event.

Didn't bump into any socialists with philandering husbands claiming to be holy rollers, though.

[ApesForEvolution]

Good Lord...

I believe we collectively nailed this one.

Incorrigible comes to mind...

[Seaplaner]

As you know, I consider myself an evangelical Christian...

Ah, yes I see. Would this mean that since you, Ms. Rodham, held false witness against Billy Dale you'll get some face time with 'ol Mephistopheles himself?

(I'm not an expert on religion, so someone please correct if this is wrong.)