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Who is killing the dogs? A mysterious new Covid-like disease is killing dogs nation wide. Some think that Fauci and his infamous Wuhan Lab maybe operating an annex in the US. Fauci is notorious for torturing dogs and manufacturing Covid viruses. Combined with the fact that his bosses at the UN have stated that pets should be eliminated and the practice of owning pets banned. Of course, Genocide Bill Gates and Klaus Schwab should be considered also as they hate humanity and wish the 95% of the world's population should be eliminated (themselves excluded). Since they have not been successful,...

Today the Governor of California, Comrade The Jackal Newsom, issued an executive order that the flag of China must be flown, in addition to the state and US flag, on all government buildings. Comrade The Jackal stated that his boss, Comrade China President Xi, desired that the colorful Chinese flag be flown with his subjects flags. Comrade teachers, professors, and government workers and Democrat Party operatives were elated that they were now being recognized. As a gift to his subjects, Comrade President Xi gifted his subjects Santo gold CCP flag emblems that will be required for wear at work. Comrade...

New York Governor Hokum upped the ante in her Citizen Spying and Monitoring initiative. Hokum stated that without an enforcement mechanism, there was no real value in spying and monitoring the New York citizens. Hokum announced the formation of the New York STASI group within the New York State Police force. The STASI group is based upon the fascist model of the EU and UN guidance for controlling free speech. There is no God given right to free speech in the EU Constitution or UN Charter. Hokum has decided that she will restrict the right of free speech in NY...

Additional cities are in the running for a visit by China's dictator Xi Jinping. Wowed by the transition of San Francisco from a 3rd World Crap Hole to a marginally tolerable 3rd World city, mayors of other cities want to get this as a talking point for their re-election. Portland, Seattle, Los Angeles, Chicago, NYC, Baltimore, Philadelphia, etc. are in a bidding war to attract Xi and have their homeless populations, drug dens, public street toilets, street walkers, muggers, etc. cleaned up by the local governments. Current bidding is up to 500 million dollars for a visit by Xi to...

US Senator John Fetterman caused Mensa to be sued when he announced “You all need to know that America is not sending their best and brightest to Washington, D.C.” White House Paid Liar, Karine Jean-Pierre, filed suit against Mensa for its discriminatory practice of limiting its membership of the best and brightest to the top 2% of IQ scores. This rule relegates 98% of the general public and 100% of black female lesbians to the discriminated class of less than best and brightest. Karine suggested that minorities should be afforded some sort DEI incentive to strengthen the minority representation in...

The State Department today announced their plan to gouge citizens trapped in Israel. SOS (not Secretary of State) Blinking announced his plan to milk the trapped citizens for every penny he could. Although some have suggested that the US Air Force could provide this service, the new Chairman of the JCS and the Secretary of Defense have noted that the entire US Air Force is on standdown for DEI and Trans Inclusion training for the next two weeks. Blinking stated that his take-it or leave-it pricing of the U. S. cost of aiding citizens to escape Israel would based upon...

The White House has started a "Go Fund Me" page to buy back American hostages held by Hamas. The White House and State Department have stated that they will not pay ransom for Americans taken hostage by foreign actors. However, SOS Blinking stated that a Go Fund Me page is not technically a government action to pay ransom. Blinking stated that they are hoping to raise up to 80 billion dollars to purchase the up to 80 Americans held hostage at the going rate of 1 billion dollars each. Although Oprah is not donating any cash, she stated that she...

General Mark "Benedict" Milley, former Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, retired today. There is much speculation as to Milley's post retirement plans. Some have speculated that he may take a job with one of the defense contractors such as General Dynamics, Raytheon, etc. Others have speculated that a slot as a military expert consultant at left leaning CNN or MSDNC may be in the future. However, anonymous reliable sources, have said with certainty that Milley will take a high ranking position in the Peoples Liberation Army in China. China is spending big bucks and a lot of political...

President Biden has called George Soros to provide two of his fellow WW2 SS Waffen cronies for recognition and an award presentation in the US Senate. Biden was shocked that Zelinskyy and Trudeau of Canada had beaten him to the punch and had admonished the White House staff for this failure. The US Senate was chosen for the presentation location because of their lack decorum. President Biden has called for the presentation of the Profile in Courage Award for the former NAZIs after his trip to Michigan to embarrass himself and the UAW Union. Since the award will be by...

President Slow Joe Biden is the Dead Man Walking. In spite of the daily dose of chemicals, blood transfusions and electro-shock treatment, Slow Joe is on an accelerated cognitive decline. Coupled with his and his criminal son's corruption, his political decline outpaces his cognitive decline. The only race Slow Joe will run in is to the morgue or old peoples home. But Progressives, all is not lost. In the bullpen we have the saving grace. We have commie Hillary "Benghazi" Clinton, fascist Gavin "The Jackal" Newsom and commie Moo "Mike" Obama. Will fan favorite Benghazi come out of retirement? She...

It's getting really crowded at the hog trough with the announcement that the Clinton Global Crime Initiative Foundation will muscle it's way to the Ukraine hog trough. The Clinton Global Crime Initiative Foundation has several decades of experience in milking humanitarian crises for hundreds of millions of dollars. The Foundation has turned grifting and money laundering into a veritable science. The Foundation and its Marxist State Media accomplice has been able to manipulate favorable public opinion of the Foundation while providing less than 10% of its proceeds to the humanitarian causes. The Foundation founder, Benghazi Clinton, stated you haven't seen...

A school teacher in rural South Carolina has found the missing Marine Corp F-35 that went missing on a routine training mission. The school teacher (name withheld under national security rules) was aware of a missing F-35 by the image spotted on a milk carton at school. The school teacher was alerted to the presence of the F-35 when she bumped into something on the way to her vehicle when going home after school. She couldn't see anything but kept bumping into something blocking the way to the car. After feeling around it became apparent that the object was large...

The Senate enacted new dress rules for members, essentially endorsing "come as you are dress rules". Cro-Magnon Pa. Senator John Fetterman tested those new rules today showing up in a jockstrap, chest hairs braided into cornrows, and smoking a crack pipe. Senator John stated that this is how he rolls at home and he doesn't feel that he should alter his lifestyle for a bunch of old white guys. A few fellow Senators were aghast at his appearance but others led by Liz Warren were questioning his insensitive cultural appropriation of "cornrows" while others asked which professional did the braiding....

Donald Trump took to his social media platform Truth Social on Monday night to complain about the $200,000 bond that’s been negotiated for his release after he surrenders in Georgia later this week over his alleged plot to overturn the 2020 election. And while it was completely expected that the former president would complain about needing to post bond, he also ventured into truly bizarre territory, explaining a hypothetical scenario where he would apparently flee to Russia. “I assume, therefore, that she thought I was a ‘flight’ risk - I’d fly far away, maybe to Russia, Russia, Russia, share a...

Wherever we drive nowadays, we see electric vehicles (EVs) amid the normal internal combustion cars and hybrids. Maybe one in ten, maybe one in twenty, maybe one in a hundred. It all depends on where we live and where we go. They are no longer the noticeable rarity they were just a few years ago; you no longer turn your head in surprise when you see that Tesla logo beside you. The modern Left has a dream – that soon, very soon, every vehicle in the world will be electric, running on a heavy, cobalt-laden, lithium battery that needs to...

Has Attorney General Meritless Garland been promised a SCOTUS nomination if he takes out Trump? With the flurry of Trump indictments, both Federal and State with Federal assistance, it seems that Garland has some motivation for all this activity. Unsurprisingly, Garland has been approached by the KKK Party to start an investigation to lynch the black guy on SCOTUS. Did Biden, at Obama's direction, promise Garland the black guy's seat if he could get rid of him and Trump? Would be a slam dunk because the KKK Party has the votes in the Senate with Schumer leading.

Inquiring minds want to know why Canadian PM Justin Trudeau is divorcing his current wife who is known or alleged to be a real female. Some have speculated that there is another woman in the queue. Inside information contradicts that speculation. Information provided from an anonymous source, who must remain unnamed because they are not authorized to release this information, stated that Trudeau will come out on Monday as a black Hispanic female to be known as Justina Castro-Trudeau with they/them pronouns. Justina is predicted to govern without change with the exception of strict criminal enforcement of the they/them pronoun...

Illinois Governor Pritzker offers a solution to the rising gun violence in the state and City of Chicago. Pritzker bullied the legislature to pass a law to allow illegal immigrants to become law enforcement officers. By hiring MS 13 and Sinaloa and Gulf Cartel members as officers, illegal deaths could be significantly reduced. As officers, they would have qualified immunity and anyone they gunned down would not count as illegal killings. Having the illegals as officers would also free up white and black officers to enjoy home time, coffee and donut breaks and reduce the interaction with the rude complaining...

Republicans have proposed that apologies and reparations be made to all of the "Jack Smiths" in the US. Normal sane Jack Smiths are required to carry pictures of Jack "Dog Feces" Smith with them when accosted in public and accused of being the greasy, slimy, dirtbag Jack Smith of the Biden DOJ infamy. Although these Jack Smiths deny being that Jack Smith, many of these Jack Smiths are being unjustly publicly shamed and spit on because of the mis-identification. In addition to the public apologies and reparations, these Jack Smiths also would require Jack "Dog Feces" Smith to be required...

There will soon be changes to the living accommodations at the White House. Unemployed white trash relatives have moved into the Biden White House causing consternation from the first family but also neighbors. A solution has been hashed out with the offending relatives to keep them close and out of easy subpoena range. A mobile home will be moved onto the South Lawn and hooked up for their new accommodations. The mobile home will be acquired from the FEMA stock and is certified for use as a multi-family dwelling and crack production facility. Blind Secret Service Agents will be assigned...