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State Department Gouges Citizens (Safe and Effective Satire)
10/12/23 | RetiredTexasVet

Posted on 10/12/2023 2:02:04 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet

The State Department today announced their plan to gouge citizens trapped in Israel. SOS (not Secretary of State) Blinking announced his plan to milk the trapped citizens for every penny he could. Although some have suggested that the US Air Force could provide this service, the new Chairman of the JCS and the Secretary of Defense have noted that the entire US Air Force is on standdown for DEI and Trans Inclusion training for the next two weeks.

Blinking stated that his take-it or leave-it pricing of the U. S. cost of aiding citizens to escape Israel would based upon what the citizen could be forced to pay. Officials would take into account the citizens assets, including bank accounts, property, investments and children available for sale and adjust the price accordingly.

Although one or two Administration Officials have disagreed with this plan, the Administration as a whole back the plan. Several have suggested the additional costs incurred are justified when considering the Green agenda costs, DEI costs, DNC donations, 10% for the Big Guy, and administrative costs.

Many citizens objected and are now trying to contact professionals to help them escape. Some have received offers from Mexican Cartel human traffickers to provide this service for much less.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Society; Travel
KEYWORDS: sarcasm; satire; scorn; yawn

1 posted on 10/12/2023 2:02:04 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet

First class cost for flying on jump seats and a shitty box lunch sandwich with pineapple juice. I’d take it to get out.


2 posted on 10/12/2023 2:18:31 PM PDT by Liaison (CTANSTAAFL)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

The only word that comes to mind right now is slimeballs.


3 posted on 10/12/2023 2:18:43 PM PDT by No name given (Anonymous is who you’ll know me as)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Uncle Sambos Flying DEI Freak Show and Flying Circus.


4 posted on 10/12/2023 2:40:51 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Make America FIRST Again. FJB)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Shyte, thaw Afghanistan got out for free.


5 posted on 10/12/2023 3:10:21 PM PDT by DownInFlames (P)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

I wonder if the state dept is charging the illegals for flying them around the country. (cue the crickets sound...)


6 posted on 10/12/2023 7:18:07 PM PDT by llevrok (Aunt Bee was the town bicycle)
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To: FlingWingFlyer

“I can see!!!”
(Blinken directly turns and walks straightaway into a tree…)
“No—I was wrong”
Hmmmmhmmmummmm…


7 posted on 10/13/2023 1:48:39 AM PDT by Patriot777 ("When you see these things begin to happen, look up, for your redemption draweth nigh.")
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