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Buy American (Safe and Effective Satire)
10/10/23 | RetiredTexasVet

Posted on 10/10/2023 3:16:44 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet

The White House has started a "Go Fund Me" page to buy back American hostages held by Hamas. The White House and State Department have stated that they will not pay ransom for Americans taken hostage by foreign actors.

However, SOS Blinking stated that a Go Fund Me page is not technically a government action to pay ransom. Blinking stated that they are hoping to raise up to 80 billion dollars to purchase the up to 80 Americans held hostage at the going rate of 1 billion dollars each.

Although Oprah is not donating any cash, she stated that she would refer a troop of highly paid administrators to help administer the funds.

To jump start the efforts, the Coalition of Ivy League College Professors and Students have pledged $100 to the effort. At this time, the efforts of Hollywood, the Democratic Party and Federal Government Employees have brought the total up to $500.

Although President Biden and SOS Blinking acknowledge times are hard under Bidenomics, they urge the US public to dig deep, sacrifice and bring these Americans home.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Military/Veterans; Society
KEYWORDS: sarcasm; satire; scorn; yawn

1 posted on 10/10/2023 3:16:44 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet

So they’re going to pay the enemy more money?! Whose side are they on?!?


2 posted on 10/10/2023 3:22:11 PM PDT by InsidiousMongo
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Outrageous!


3 posted on 10/10/2023 3:31:01 PM PDT by Flaming Conservative ((Pray without ceasing)
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To: Flaming Conservative

Jefferson knew: Not one cent for tribute.


4 posted on 10/10/2023 4:11:38 PM PDT by Bookshelf
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