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California Governor Issue Executive Order (Safe and Effective Satire)
11/16/23 | RetiredTexasVet

Posted on 11/16/2023 2:48:52 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet

Today the Governor of California, Comrade The Jackal Newsom, issued an executive order that the flag of China must be flown, in addition to the state and US flag, on all government buildings.

Comrade The Jackal stated that his boss, Comrade China President Xi, desired that the colorful Chinese flag be flown with his subjects flags.

Comrade teachers, professors, and government workers and Democrat Party operatives were elated that they were now being recognized. As a gift to his subjects, Comrade President Xi gifted his subjects Santo gold CCP flag emblems that will be required for wear at work.

Comrade The Jackal noted that during the mandatory morning group exercises and songs of praises to Mao, participants would be graded on their enthusiasm and loyalty. Slackers could be sentenced to the Poo patrol in SF.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: sarcasm; satire; scorn

1 posted on 11/16/2023 2:48:52 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Governor Hair Gel clearly knows who owns the Rat Party.


2 posted on 11/16/2023 3:58:33 PM PST by Gay State Conservative (Two Words: Banana Republic)
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