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Dead Man Walking (Safe and Effective Satire)
9/22/23 | RetiredTexasVet

Posted on 09/22/2023 3:03:53 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet

President Slow Joe Biden is the Dead Man Walking. In spite of the daily dose of chemicals, blood transfusions and electro-shock treatment, Slow Joe is on an accelerated cognitive decline. Coupled with his and his criminal son's corruption, his political decline outpaces his cognitive decline. The only race Slow Joe will run in is to the morgue or old peoples home.

But Progressives, all is not lost. In the bullpen we have the saving grace. We have commie Hillary "Benghazi" Clinton, fascist Gavin "The Jackal" Newsom and commie Moo "Mike" Obama.

Will fan favorite Benghazi come out of retirement? She has a solid following with the old Eastern elite and a proven record of eliminating competitors. Or will it be the Jackal? The Jackal has immense popularity in California and vassal states of Washington and Oregon and a proven fascist track record. Or could it be Mike. A fourth term for Barrack and the first trans president for the radical Eastern liberals.

Regardless, it's Dead Man Walking for Slow Joe.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: sarcasm; satire; scorn; yawn

1 posted on 09/22/2023 3:03:53 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Anything is possible nowadays.


2 posted on 09/22/2023 3:13:48 PM PDT by HighSierra5 (The only way you know a commie is lying is when they open their pieholes.)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

We’re all dead men walking. It starts at birth.


3 posted on 09/22/2023 3:40:31 PM PDT by maddog55 (The only thing systemic in America is the left's hatred of it!)
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To: maddog55
We’re all dead men walking. It starts at birth.

Not for me, I got circumcised.

Couldn't walk for a year...

4 posted on 09/22/2023 4:03:19 PM PDT by null and void ( Fall Is Here: Pumpkin Spice-Scented Children Presented To Joe Biden)
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