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Illinois Governor Pritzker Offers A Solution (Safe and Effective Satire)
8/3/23 | RetiredTexasVet

Posted on 08/03/2023 2:23:59 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet

Illinois Governor Pritzker offers a solution to the rising gun violence in the state and City of Chicago.

Pritzker bullied the legislature to pass a law to allow illegal immigrants to become law enforcement officers. By hiring MS 13 and Sinaloa and Gulf Cartel members as officers, illegal deaths could be significantly reduced. As officers, they would have qualified immunity and anyone they gunned down would not count as illegal killings.

Having the illegals as officers would also free up white and black officers to enjoy home time, coffee and donut breaks and reduce the interaction with the rude complaining public.

The illegal officers could police their fellow Cartel members and eliminate any competition from "independent operators" and streamline their protection rackets, child trafficking and sex slavery rings.

Pritzker sees this as a win - win situation.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: prickster; sarcasm; satire; scorn

1 posted on 08/03/2023 2:23:59 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Embrace the madness, Illinois! After all, you voted for it!


2 posted on 08/03/2023 3:10:31 PM PDT by No name given (Anonymous is who you’ll know me as )
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Great observation. I makes so much sense.


3 posted on 08/03/2023 3:11:19 PM PDT by Retain Mike ( Sat Cong)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

When I first moved to Chicago in 1964 to volunteer for Goldwater it was the Police who assassinated anti-Daley and anti-Keane political activists..and congressmen. That continued when I moved to the suburbs 19years later ... although it was now anti-Mike Madigan types that paid with their life.

How is 2023 any different from 1964 or 1968 or 1972 or 1974 when I personally knew those who were assasinated?


4 posted on 08/03/2023 3:13:03 PM PDT by spintreebob (ki .h g)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

How billionaire Pritzkers became key backers of bail reform, ‘gender affirming’ care

https://nypost.com/2022/12/31/how-pritzkers-became-key-backers-of-bail-reform-gender-affirming-care/


5 posted on 08/03/2023 3:36:43 PM PDT by euram (allALL)
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To: No name given
“ Embrace the madness, Illinois! After all, you voted for it!”

Easy there sir, the lib voters of Cook County is responsible for this crap, we of downstate Illinois are very conservative and are helpless to counter Big Pigs madness, more of them than there are of us.
6 posted on 08/03/2023 4:53:15 PM PDT by The Louiswu (PEDO JOE MUST GO!!!)
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To: No name given

“Embrace the madness, Illinois! After all, you voted for it!”

Oh, about 8 of 102 counties voted for this filth plus enough fraud to make it happen.


7 posted on 08/03/2023 5:43:19 PM PDT by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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Take a look at the red/blue map of Illinois sometime, Skippy. Then get back to us.

L


8 posted on 08/03/2023 5:47:30 PM PDT by Lurker ( Peaceful coexistence with the Left is not possible. Stop pretending that it is.)
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To: Bonemaker; The Louiswu

Maybe you downstaters need to imitate your brethren in Eastern Oregon.

“Greater Indiana”, anyone?


9 posted on 08/03/2023 5:57:53 PM PDT by Honorary Serb (Kosovo is Serbia! Free Srpska! Abolish ICTY!)
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To: Honorary Serb

That sounds great!
I’ll vote for that!


10 posted on 08/03/2023 6:24:28 PM PDT by AZJeep
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To: Honorary Serb

“Maybe you downstaters...”

I wish! I’m stuck in Lake County which is between Cook County on the south and freedom in Wisconsin on the north. Lake used to be reliably republican but like the other collar counties has gone to the dark side. Blows bad in illannoy.


11 posted on 08/03/2023 6:54:06 PM PDT by Bonemaker (invictus maneo“What were you doing in the store? You were eating the food?”)
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