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Apologies And Reparations (Safe and Effective Satire)
7/20/23 | RetiredTexasVet

Posted on 07/20/2023 2:12:43 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet

Republicans have proposed that apologies and reparations be made to all of the "Jack Smiths" in the US.

Normal sane Jack Smiths are required to carry pictures of Jack "Dog Feces" Smith with them when accosted in public and accused of being the greasy, slimy, dirtbag Jack Smith of the Biden DOJ infamy. Although these Jack Smiths deny being that Jack Smith, many of these Jack Smiths are being unjustly publicly shamed and spit on because of the mis-identification.

In addition to the public apologies and reparations, these Jack Smiths also would require Jack "Dog Feces" Smith to be required to wear a yellow caution vest when in public to reduce mis-identification.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: blubberingidiot; sarcasm; satire; scorn; yawn

1 posted on 07/20/2023 2:12:43 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
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