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Senate Enacts Come As You Are Dress Rules (Safe and Effective Satire)
9/18/23 | RetiredTexasVet

Posted on 09/18/2023 3:14:34 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet

The Senate enacted new dress rules for members, essentially endorsing "come as you are dress rules".

Cro-Magnon Pa. Senator John Fetterman tested those new rules today showing up in a jockstrap, chest hairs braided into cornrows, and smoking a crack pipe. Senator John stated that this is how he rolls at home and he doesn't feel that he should alter his lifestyle for a bunch of old white guys.

A few fellow Senators were aghast at his appearance but others led by Liz Warren were questioning his insensitive cultural appropriation of "cornrows" while others asked which professional did the braiding.

Senator John stated that he had not accepted any fees from the Wilson Sporting Co. for modeling or endorsing the Wilson jockstrap.

The crack was furnished by DHS and the crackpipe was furnished by HHS in their addictions control and prevention programs.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Pets/Animals; Society
KEYWORDS: sarcasm; satire; scorn

1 posted on 09/18/2023 3:14:34 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet

“The Festermann Sartorial Display Rule”?


2 posted on 09/18/2023 3:19:28 PM PDT by rktman (Destroy America from within? Check! WTH? Enlisted USN 1967 to end up with this๐Ÿ’ฉ? ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ’‰)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Pajama parties are next.


3 posted on 09/18/2023 3:29:47 PM PDT by ryderann
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To: RetiredTexasVet

No standard is too low for a DemocRAT.
And if a standard remains too high, they can always resort to their standard “double standard”.
Slime always is as it does. And the ‘tard senator is the very definition of slime. He’s just below Biden (and family).


4 posted on 09/18/2023 3:38:24 PM PDT by Da Coyote
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To: RetiredTexasVet

I know the real reason for the new rule change.

Fetterman is just the excuse that is the societally-palatable one.

The real reason is for future trans senators. They needed to modify the rule to allow women to wear mens normal suit attire, and for men to wear the womens attire. If they didn’t change the rule, it wouldn’t allow biological men and women to wear the other genders outfits.

This is why Schumer and the democrats changed it.


5 posted on 09/18/2023 3:51:25 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: RetiredTexasVet
Someone at another site is offering $100 to the first senator who shows up dressed as "Dwane Elizondo Moutain Dew Herbert Comacho" camacho
6 posted on 09/18/2023 3:53:02 PM PDT by dynachrome (War does not determine who is right, but who is left.)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Schumer has recommended Speedos for his entire gang.


7 posted on 09/18/2023 4:01:10 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer ("Try That In A Small Town" - Jason Aldean rules!)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Mitch should come in wearing a thong. And then freeze up for a minute or two.

Kill two birds with one stone.


8 posted on 09/18/2023 4:20:15 PM PDT by Vermont Lt
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To: RetiredTexasVet

i hope fetterman’s playground dress

catches on with all of the dem senators


9 posted on 09/18/2023 6:55:48 PM PDT by joshua c (to disrupt the system, we must disrupt our lives, cut the cable tv)
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