Posted on 09/18/2023 3:14:34 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
The Senate enacted new dress rules for members, essentially endorsing "come as you are dress rules".
Cro-Magnon Pa. Senator John Fetterman tested those new rules today showing up in a jockstrap, chest hairs braided into cornrows, and smoking a crack pipe. Senator John stated that this is how he rolls at home and he doesn't feel that he should alter his lifestyle for a bunch of old white guys.
A few fellow Senators were aghast at his appearance but others led by Liz Warren were questioning his insensitive cultural appropriation of "cornrows" while others asked which professional did the braiding.
Senator John stated that he had not accepted any fees from the Wilson Sporting Co. for modeling or endorsing the Wilson jockstrap.
The crack was furnished by DHS and the crackpipe was furnished by HHS in their addictions control and prevention programs.
“The Festermann Sartorial Display Rule”?
Pajama parties are next.
No standard is too low for a DemocRAT.
And if a standard remains too high, they can always resort to their standard “double standard”.
Slime always is as it does. And the ‘tard senator is the very definition of slime. He’s just below Biden (and family).
I know the real reason for the new rule change.
Fetterman is just the excuse that is the societally-palatable one.
The real reason is for future trans senators. They needed to modify the rule to allow women to wear mens normal suit attire, and for men to wear the womens attire. If they didn’t change the rule, it wouldn’t allow biological men and women to wear the other genders outfits.
This is why Schumer and the democrats changed it.
Schumer has recommended Speedos for his entire gang.
Mitch should come in wearing a thong. And then freeze up for a minute or two.
Kill two birds with one stone.
i hope fetterman’s playground dress
catches on with all of the dem senators
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