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Mensa Sued (Safe and Effective Satire)
10/12/23 | RetiredTexasVet

Posted on 10/12/2023 6:00:59 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet

US Senator John Fetterman caused Mensa to be sued when he announced “You all need to know that America is not sending their best and brightest to Washington, D.C.”

White House Paid Liar, Karine Jean-Pierre, filed suit against Mensa for its discriminatory practice of limiting its membership of the best and brightest to the top 2% of IQ scores. This rule relegates 98% of the general public and 100% of black female lesbians to the discriminated class of less than best and brightest.

Karine suggested that minorities should be afforded some sort DEI incentive to strengthen the minority representation in Mensa. Karine suggested that if they could incentivize minority participation she could qualify and would gleefully advertise her membership as a Mensa genius.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Science; Society
KEYWORDS: sarcasm; satire; scorn; yawn

1 posted on 10/12/2023 6:00:59 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet

I met my ex in MENSA. They should be sued.


2 posted on 10/12/2023 6:09:48 PM PDT by null and void (I am fine with liberal cities eating the results of their recipes. H/T ConservativeMind)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

I love Venn diagrams and yellow school buses...


3 posted on 10/12/2023 6:25:05 PM PDT by EEGator
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Karine Jean-Pierre is a member of a competing organization: Densa.


4 posted on 10/12/2023 6:32:16 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy (They say "Our Democracy" but they mean Cosa Nostra.)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

KJP bucks to add ‘histrionic’ to her self-assigned ‘historic’ credential.


5 posted on 10/12/2023 6:54:06 PM PDT by rx
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To: RetiredTexasVet

I was a member atone time. My test said 99%ile. I got in. Gatherings were more for pretentious and party cerashers.


6 posted on 10/12/2023 6:56:03 PM PDT by BigEdLB (Let’s go Brandon!)
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