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Melania Trump is going on a shopping spree this next week. Melania was going through her things after being tossed by the FBI. Melania noted that many of her undergarments and clothes were missing or stained and soiled. Security, medical and hazardous material experts advised the Trumps to discard the remaining clothes and have them incinerated. The experts advised that incinerating the clothes would destroy any bugs, monkeypox or fentanyl or other contaminates and would be much cheaper and efficient than trying to decontaminate them. Melania said that she would consider the dresses and accessories that Meritless Garland and Potato...

The FBI leaked the identity of the confidential informant used to authorize the raid on Trump's personal residence at Mar-a-Lago. The CI was identified as Hunter Biden. Hunter notified the FBI Director, Potato Head Wray, that he had some very good information about Trump. When interviewed, Hunter furnished a sworn statement that he had a friend who had a niece who hooked up with a guy at Politico who swore that Trump had sold US nuclear information to the Russians and had kept the receipts, money and gold in a locked safe at his home. Potato Head Wray contacted Meritless...

Did Trump punk Meritless Garland and Potato Head Wray? Remember back in the beginning of Trump's presidency when he had several leaks in the administration. Trump set up a sting to identify the leaker. It was successful. Beginning to think that Trump identified a potential traitor and set him/her up with some fake info about Russian hoax or Jan 6 documents. Notice the specific action to bring in a safe cracker. Here they are days later with nothing to show for it except dog feces all over themselves.

They are doing it all wrong. The UN, WEF, and other Satanic organizations are pushing the world to eat bugs, worms, maggots, and other insects instead of real food. They have been encountering overwhelming resistance because their messaging is completely wrong. Instead to trying to convert the world population to eat bugs and stuff by government edict, they should use the tools that have proved to be effective in the past. WEF, UN and others should enlist and hire Hollywood elites, top athletes, famous politicians, and wealthy people to consume the bugs and stuff at exclusive functions. The Marxist State...

The White House has removed numerous Norman Rockwell paintings and replaced them with huge photographs of Slow Joe Biden. What the White House Paid Liar has omitted from the announcement of the paintings being replaced is that each photograph has a caption underneath the photograph. Same captions include: "You are Joe Biden, President of the United States", "You are still Joe Biden, President of the United States ... Are your shoes tied?", "You are still Joe Biden, President of the United States ... Did you changer your underwear today?", "You are still Joe Biden, President of the United States ......

Finding a candidate to lead the DHS Disinformation Board was not an easy task. Many on the Right suggested that the Biden Administration had an easy task to make the selection but they do not understand the selection protocols used in the selection process. Normally, the method used is to identify the position to be filled and then go to the "Trash Can of Humanity" to draw names for the selections. What was immediately discovered, as names were pulled from the trashcan, was that all had already received positions in the Biden Administration. Mayorkas, Buttguy, Blinken, Garland, Levine, etc. On...

Stormy Daniels was ordered to pay $300,000 in Trump lawyer fees as a result of her frivolous lawsuit against President Trump. Stormy whined that she felt abandoned by the DNC and her shyster lawyer after they convinced her to file the lawsuit with the promise of millions of dollars and a nod for the VP position in the 2020 election. Although angry about the situation Stormy says she feels a moral obligation to pay Trump the $300,000. She has already implemented plans to earn the money. Her GoFundMe page, "Girl Hung Out To Dry" has approached $1,300 in donations, including...

SCOTUS nominee, Ketanji Brown Jackson, encountered difficulty answering questions from senators during her confirmation hearing today. Because of Ketanji's difficulty answering many of the questions, Senator Dick Durbin, Senate Judiciary chairman, changed the rules to allow the nominee to use a "Lifeline" to assist in answering the tougher questions. Ketanji used her lifeline to assist her in answering the question, "Define a woman". Ketanji placed a call to Helen Reddy (of "I am a woman" song fame) for assistance on the question not realizing Helen had died years ago. As a backup, Ketanji placed a call to Lia Thomas who...

Since JokeBiden enjoys unity among Americans in face of Putin's invasion, overshadowing domestic burning issues where we are heaven and earth. Such as regarding increasing oil production, inflation, etc.

Beto O'Rourke, candidate for Texas Governor, received recognition from the Texas Hispanic/American Association. Beto spoke to the group and explained how he is part of the Texas Hispanic culture. Beto explained that his great grandfather changed their surname from Gonzales-Rodriquez to escape discrimination. As poor cotton share croppers their family faced adversity with the Hispanic surname. All O'Rourkes were required to speak English only, at home and in public. Prior to running for the Senate, Beto came out of the cultural closet and dropped the name Robert for Beaner, but soon realized that it would identify his Hispanic roots but...

Lardass Bill Barr was announced as the winner of the coveted Progressive Judas Award. As a result of winning the Judas Award, Barr will receive the "Thirty Pieces of Silver" 5 million dollar book deal. Although the book will probably only sell a couple hundred retail copies, libraries and colleges will be coerced into buying millions of copies. Former 2021 Judas award winner John Bolton was a bit snippy about Barr's win. John said Bill had not exaggerated or created mistruths or lies of a level justifying the award.

With weightlifters and Miss Ukraine volunteering for duty, inquiring minds question the where abouts of the Ukrainian zealot Vindman brothers. The mystery was solved this afternoon when the DEA and FBI raided a crack house in Southwestern D.C. Agents scooped up Hunter Biden, the Vindman brothers and 60 crack whores. CIA agents arrived shortly after and had the entire crew released from custody as the DEA and FBI had stumbled upon a CIA operation. After escorting several Democratic Senators and Representatives out of the building, the CIA explained what was going on. The Vindman brothers and Hunter were recruiting crack...

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau fled Canada today as Russian truckers seized Ottawa and control of Canada without firing a shot. Justin gathered up his family, cleaned out bank accounts and fled Canada for France after announcing a formal surrender to Russia. Russian President Vladimir Putin disclosed that he had counted on Trudeau's French heritage for a quick surrender in face of the Russian truckers. Putin definitely was playing three-d chess while President Slow Joe Biden was playing Jacks as the United States provided no assistance to Canada in their time of dire need. When Slow Joe announced sanctions against...

Today the CDC, NIH and the FDA announced that they were acquiring mascots to represent their organizations. The CDC is currently negotiating with representatives for Bozo the Clown for rights to use his image. The CDC thinks Bozo best represents their goals and operations. Bozo will be especially effective when used in k1-12 and colleges. The FDA is currently negotiating with representatives holding the rights for Jason of Friday the 13th. The FDA thinks that Jason best represents their goals and operations. Jason will be especially effective in furthering the fear factor in low information adults, while reaping obscene benefits...

Has anyone else noticed the similarities between the Biden Administration and CNN (and possibly other MSM entities)? I noticed that failed politicians moved from the political world to alleged journalism at CNN and other MSM entities with regularity. But digging deeper, I noticed a more frightening trend. Looking a both the Biden Administration and CNN, I noticed these similarities: Both entities vigorously enforce diversity to include: queers, freaks, perverts, pedophiles, fools, incompetents, communists, criminals, liars, and every other misfit garnered from the garbage can of humanity. Possibly more frightening is the fact that they are so proud of what they...

Chris Wallace has announced his departure from Fox News and his move to CNN. Chris stated that he felt that he had been held back at Fox News and was excited at the opportunities offered by CNN. Chris is really excited, a tingle down his leg excited, about the new streaming opportunity. He will be teaming with Jeffrey Toobin to offer the new streaming program "Hands All Over The News". Chris is excited about the format that will feature them zooming from home in a laid back casual atmosphere with no rules or limits on contents or presentation.

Gov. Newsom of California announced that California will become the Abortion Sanctuary if Roe vs Wade is overturned by the Supreme Court. He also announced that California would pay all the travel, lodging, meals and medical expenses of people identifying as women who desire an abortion from other states denying this fundamental right of women's health. To finance the costs of this initiative, Newsom is teaming with venture capitalists, including George Soros, Mitt Romney, Mark Zuckerburg and other silent investors, to form the Moloch Products Inc. corporation. Dr. Collins, the retiring head of NIH, will become the CEO of the...

Twitter announced this week that Parag Agrawal will be the social media giant's new CEO. (This is an incredible achievement for the Indian-born Agrawal, given that the selection process heavily favored people born in India.) He has a difficult job ahead of him, trying to maintain the site's reputation for fast-paced, free-ranging commentary, while also keeping the platform free of dangerous misinformation. Agrawal is probably aware of the mounds -- and I mean mounds -- of irrefutable SCIENTIFIC PROOF that conservatives are gullible paranoids, constantly falling for misinformation and hoaxes. For example, consider these 100% objective academic studies: Conservatives More...

According to uninformed sources in low positions, the arranged "marriage" between sleepy Joe Biden and Kamala Harris may be coming to an abrupt end. Apparently, the honeymoon is over. Fox News congressional correspondent Chad Pergram revealed on Tuesday that he received a "cryptic email" from a well-connected Washington DC, insider advising him to learn about the process for replacing a United States vice president. Option A: Biden steps down and hands Kamala the keys to the Oval Office and Air Force One Option B: Biden replaces Kamala and dissolves the marriage because Jill Biden never liked her anyway Monty, I'm...

Will the Supreme Court of the US accept the 30 pieces of silver when the Executive Orders to place US citizens in virtual or physical internment camps for refusing the Wuhan/Fauci virus mRNA treatments? My guess is yes based upon their history from WW II and their obsession with precedent. FDR issued his executive orders to place US citizens of German, Japanese and Italian decent into internment camps. The Supreme Court ducked the issue until the waning days of WW II and graciously withheld their decision reversing part of the order until after FDR's re-election. Their reluctance to step in...