Posted on 03/24/2022 5:18:21 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
Stormy Daniels was ordered to pay $300,000 in Trump lawyer fees as a result of her frivolous lawsuit against President Trump. Stormy whined that she felt abandoned by the DNC and her shyster lawyer after they convinced her to file the lawsuit with the promise of millions of dollars and a nod for the VP position in the 2020 election.
Although angry about the situation Stormy says she feels a moral obligation to pay Trump the $300,000. She has already implemented plans to earn the money.
Her GoFundMe page, "Girl Hung Out To Dry" has approached $1,300 in donations, including donations from: DNC, Hunter Biden's "Crack Whores Are People Too" charity, Clinton Global Crime Initiative Foundation, Zoom-Zoom Toobin, Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos, Alec Baldwin, and many other Hollywood, Political, and Media big names that wish to remain anonomyous.
This Summer Stormy will be performing lap and pole dances in the new Sodom and Gomorrah exhibition at Disneyland with a side gig giving personal lap and pole dancing lessons to K through 12 age girls.
Stormy will also be providing technical and professional assistance to Netflix in their production of "Cuties II" under a contract recently negotiated.
Stormy, Katie Perry, Miley Cyrus and Cher will be performing "4 Girls In Your Lap and On Your Pole" at half-time at next years Super Bowl.
Stormy is currently in negotiations with the White House Paid Liar to perform at the WH Press Corps' annual Christmas Party.
Finally, Stormy is investigating the possibility of preforming at several Hollywood and entertainment events, including the Oscars, Emmys, Peoples Choice, Rap Offs, and Country Music Awards during half time, in the parking lot, and at after hours parties.
*applause*
Tell Stormy that while she’s on the road, don’t forget all the truck stops along the way - lots of opportunities to increase her income and her fan base.
And not in trade, either.
She’s going to need to do a lot of pole dancing to come up with the 300 large.
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