Army officer Alexander Vindman far left at Ukraine election celebration.
Posted on 02/28/2022 2:19:04 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet
With weightlifters and Miss Ukraine volunteering for duty, inquiring minds question the where abouts of the Ukrainian zealot Vindman brothers.
The mystery was solved this afternoon when the DEA and FBI raided a crack house in Southwestern D.C. Agents scooped up Hunter Biden, the Vindman brothers and 60 crack whores. CIA agents arrived shortly after and had the entire crew released from custody as the DEA and FBI had stumbled upon a CIA operation. After escorting several Democratic Senators and Representatives out of the building, the CIA explained what was going on.
The Vindman brothers and Hunter were recruiting crack whores for the Ukrainian Burisma Brigade of volunteers. The Vindman brothers each had boo-boos and could not be deployed. Instead they were organizing a lethal brigade of crack whores to infiltrate the Russian ranks and assassinate the troops. Using the approved smoking kits from DHHS, which includes needles, crack pipes, lip balm and the mandatory sanitizing wipes, the crack whores would get the troops high and kill them with Hollywood supplies fentanyl.
Hunter's expertise was essential as he not only is an expert on crack whores but had established connections with non-governmental crack suppliers. The CIA expects great things from the Brigade.
They are censoring my posts.
I’m outta here.
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The Vindmans are not in the thick of the fighting? I thought they wanted him for a Defense Minister. Surely they need Vindman right this minute.
Wat?
I wondered where Congress was.
Haven’t seen them lately.
Who’s they
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The Vindman brothers and Hunter recruited crack whores for the Ukrainian Burisma Brigade of volunteers.
<><>they organized a lethal brigade of crack whores to infiltrate the Russian ranks and assassinate the troops.
<><>luckily Joe Biden approved tax financed DHSS smoking kits,
<><> includes needles, crack pipes, lip balm and the mandatory sanitizing wipes,
The govt approved MO had the crack whores get the troops high and kill them with Hollywood supplied fentanyl collected at the border.
Hunter’s expertise was essential.....he not only is an expert on crack whores but had established connections with non-governmental crack suppliers. The CIA expects great things from the Brigade.
I was expecting to learn the Brothers Vindmin were getting a mud bath and strutting in their speedos.
Army officer Alexander Vindman far left at Ukraine election celebration.
The Flying Vindman Brothers ... agrabah!!
...in a Russian bath house! 😹🕺🏼🍷
Difference between satire and breaking news now at three weeks.
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