With weightlifters and Miss Ukraine volunteering for duty, inquiring minds question the where abouts of the Ukrainian zealot Vindman brothers. The mystery was solved this afternoon when the DEA and FBI raided a crack house in Southwestern D.C. Agents scooped up Hunter Biden, the Vindman brothers and 60 crack whores. CIA agents arrived shortly after and had the entire crew released from custody as the DEA and FBI had stumbled upon a CIA operation. After escorting several Democratic Senators and Representatives out of the building, the CIA explained what was going on. The Vindman brothers and Hunter were recruiting crack...