Posted on 01/11/2022 5:24:30 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet
Today the CDC, NIH and the FDA announced that they were acquiring mascots to represent their organizations.
The CDC is currently negotiating with representatives for Bozo the Clown for rights to use his image. The CDC thinks Bozo best represents their goals and operations. Bozo will be especially effective when used in k1-12 and colleges.
The FDA is currently negotiating with representatives holding the rights for Jason of Friday the 13th. The FDA thinks that Jason best represents their goals and operations. Jason will be especially effective in furthering the fear factor in low information adults, while reaping obscene benefits for its members.
The NIH has selected, the now deceased, Josef Mengele as their mascot. Mengele truly represents the NIH's dedication to science and science only. The Mengele mode excludes ethics, morals, legality and basic human dignity in the lazer focus on their concept and goals of science.
Think you nailed it.
Sad lol.
but.. but.. current definition...
Great meme with MiniMengele at the link.
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