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California To Become Abortion Sanctuary (Satire)
12/9/21 | RetiredTexasVet

Posted on 12/09/2021 2:53:30 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet

Gov. Newsom of California announced that California will become the Abortion Sanctuary if Roe vs Wade is overturned by the Supreme Court. He also announced that California would pay all the travel, lodging, meals and medical expenses of people identifying as women who desire an abortion from other states denying this fundamental right of women's health.

To finance the costs of this initiative, Newsom is teaming with venture capitalists, including George Soros, Mitt Romney, Mark Zuckerburg and other silent investors, to form the Moloch Products Inc. corporation. Dr. Collins, the retiring head of NIH, will become the CEO of the new corporation. Dr. Anthony Fauci will be joining the corporation at a later date to head the Product Development, Testing, and Quality Assurance Department.

Dr. Collins announced that the first products, Soylent Gold and Soylent Platinum, will be on the market by mid 2022. Although the exact makeup of the products are trade secrets, Dr. Collins did state that he would be lobbying the Governor to expand abortions to include postpartum abortions up to 60 months after full term pregnancies.

Not to be out done, Gov. Hokum of New York announced that her state would be announcing their own plans for abortions if the Supreme Court overturns Roe vs Wade.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Health/Medicine; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: sarcasm; satire; scorn

1 posted on 12/09/2021 2:53:30 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet

I wonder if some Dem will propose a law to spay and neuter all human female and male babies that manage to escape being aborted and are born. Of course, “illegal” immigrants would be exempt from this law.

Yes, I’m being sarcastic, but with the weirdness of the Dems, I may just be predicting California’s future legislation.


2 posted on 12/09/2021 3:09:17 PM PST by GreyFriar (Spearhead - 3rd Armored Division 75-78 & 83-87)
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To: GreyFriar

As intended. The abortion issue is a matter of states’rights, just like public education, health care, or a publicly funded retirement system.


3 posted on 12/09/2021 3:45:00 PM PST by huckfillary
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To: RetiredTexasVet

I think, I will declare myself a pregnant female and get a free trip to CA


4 posted on 12/09/2021 4:01:29 PM PST by AZJeep (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0AHQkryIIs)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

a “sanctuary” for murdered babies’ mangled corpses

no doubt the Californication politicians will levy an additional tax for disposing each little body, too

like they have for televisions, tires, paint cans, and nearly every else........
nobody out there is willing to pay an extra $50 tax to dispose of garbage.. which is why it is piled up all over the roads


5 posted on 12/09/2021 4:05:14 PM PST by faithhopecharity (“Politicians are not born. They’re excreted.” Marcus Tillius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Love the Moloch use here


6 posted on 12/09/2021 4:37:18 PM PST by Sonshinegirl
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To: huckfillary

The constitution guarentees the right to life ....what else can we exclude?


7 posted on 12/09/2021 4:38:41 PM PST by Sonshinegirl
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