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They Are Doing It All Wrong (Satire)
7/27/22 | RetiredTexasVet

Posted on 07/27/2022 2:12:32 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet

They are doing it all wrong. The UN, WEF, and other Satanic organizations are pushing the world to eat bugs, worms, maggots, and other insects instead of real food. They have been encountering overwhelming resistance because their messaging is completely wrong.

Instead to trying to convert the world population to eat bugs and stuff by government edict, they should use the tools that have proved to be effective in the past.

WEF, UN and others should enlist and hire Hollywood elites, top athletes, famous politicians, and wealthy people to consume the bugs and stuff at exclusive functions. The Marxist State Muppets should be hired to cover the exclusive functions and highlight how the expensive and exclusive fare is for the rich and famous and not for the unwashed masses.

Within weeks, the intellectually deficient will be demanding that they be given access to the bugs and stuff for their own use.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Food; Humor
KEYWORDS: eatyourowndogfood; leadbyexample; reversepsychology; sarcasm; satire; scorn

1 posted on 07/27/2022 2:12:32 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet
That will work. There are long waiting lists for Rolex watches, or people have to pay more than double MSRP on the secondhand market, even though there are much better watches that can be had for less with no waiting.

This is all because Joanne Woodward gave an ugly Rolex Daytona to Paul Newman.

2 posted on 07/27/2022 2:20:52 PM PDT by who_would_fardels_bear (This is not a tagline.)
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Ah, we all know that our “elites” (a one-word oxymoron?) know it’ll be “bugs for thee, but steak for me”.
Should it come to that, I guarantee our reply will be “lead for you, and your steak for me”.

Try and bring it, *sshole elites, really!


3 posted on 07/27/2022 3:37:13 PM PDT by Da Coyote
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Bill Gates & Elon Musk should be made to eat dem bugs also. 🙂


4 posted on 07/27/2022 4:10:45 PM PDT by Robert DeLong
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Two words for the megalomaniacs in the WEF. You First.

Live like you want us to.
Eat the bugs. Don’t eat meat. Grow your own food.
Get rid of your houses, cars, planes, yachts. Own NOTHING.
Fly commercial/Take public transportation everywhere.
If you won’t do it don’t ask us to do it.


5 posted on 07/27/2022 4:15:49 PM PDT by Brooklyn Attitude (I went to bed on November 3rd 2020 and woke up in 1984.)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

I want to see Gates chowing down for an hour on various bugs.


6 posted on 07/27/2022 5:59:13 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

For sure!!!


7 posted on 07/28/2022 7:17:36 AM PDT by SMARTY (“Liberalism is totalitarianism with a human face.” Thomas Sowell)
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