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Beleagured cable news channel MSNBC has rebranded itself as MS NOW, but that wasn't the only new name considered. The executives at the network reportedly settled on the new name after whittling down a list of suggestions. The Babylon Bee has obtained the following exclusive list of other names considered for the rebrand: MSTrumpIsBadNBC: Including the channel's core message right in the name was a bold idea. CNN+ 2: It was eventually decided that following in the footsteps of the original CNN+ was not a path to success. Rachel Maddow's Gigante Variety Hour: An idea combining news and opinions...

MSNBC will rebrand as MS NOW (My Source News Opinion World), losing its name and logo. The rebranding decision reverses a previous statement that MSNBC would keep its name. The change comes as Comcast's NBCUniversal spins off cable networks into a new company. Are you ready to watch MS NOW? That will be the new name of MSNBC when Comcast's NBCUniversal spins off its cable networks into a new company, Versant, at the end of this year. Mark Lazarus, who's leading Versant, announced Monday that MSNBC would trade its famous name for a new one: My Source News Opinion World,...