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  • White House launches its own Drudge-style news aggregator

    05/01/2025 9:10:14 PM PDT · by Red Badger · 58 replies
    Not The Bee ^ | May 01, 2025 | Staff
    Have you or a loved one lost your connection with the Drudge Report due to the overwhelming Left lean the news aggregator has taken as of recent? Well, I have great news: The White House has launched their very own Drudge Report, called "The White House Wire." https://www.whitehouse.gov/wire/ So now, instead of scrolling the Drudge Report itself and being bombarded with anti-Trump leftism, you can log onto The White House Wire and get stories like this: And these: The site needs a little work to match the format of Drudge, but it'll get there. The White House Wire is a...
  • Norm McDonald on Conan O'Brien (short vid of a joke he told)

    03/23/2025 6:17:43 PM PDT · by dynachrome · 4 replies
    PAUL ALIEN 9 ^ | 3-10-25 | Norm McDonald
    Short video that made me spew coffee all over. Guy that posted used a bad word as part of his title. You are warned. The joke itself has no bad language. Conan O'Brien loses it.
  • Teamsters union launches historic nationwide strike against Amazon: 'Paying the price'

    12/19/2024 10:11:32 AM PST · by Vendome · 39 replies
    Foxnews Business ^ | December 19, 2024 | Elizabeth Pritchett
    Thousands of Amazon workers organized under the Teamsters union went on strike at 6 a.m. Thursday after the company's "repeated refusal to follow the law and bargain." Amazon Teamsters at seven facilities in Skokie, Illinois; New York City; Atlanta; San Francisco; and Southern California are participating in the "largest strike" against the trillion-dollar company in American history, the union said in a news release. Workers at other facilities are prepared to join them. Though Teamsters says it represents about 10,000 people across 10 Amazon facilities in the U.S., the company doesn't recognize workers' affiliation with the union. Amazon says the...
  • Graham knocks ICC over Netanyahu, Gallant: ‘A dangerous joke’

    11/21/2024 8:22:49 AM PST · by ChicagoConservative27 · 8 replies
    The Hill ^ | 11/21/2024 | Tara Suter
    Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) knocked the International Criminal Court (ICC) over its arrest warrants for Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and ex-Israeli Defense Minister Yoav Gallant. “The International Corrupt Criminal Court has acted in the most absurd and irresponsible manner possible by issuing arrest warrants against the Prime Minister and former Defense Minister of Israel while there is a serious cloud of allegations hanging over the prosecutor who sought these warrants,” Graham said in a post on the social platform X on Thursday. The ICC issued arrest warrants for Netanyahu and Gallant, as well as Hamas leader Mohammed Diab Ibrahim...
  • Jimmy Kimmel Cracks Ethnic Joke About Melania, Fantasizes About Her Divorcing Trump

    11/13/2024 8:36:34 AM PST · by ChicagoConservative27 · 46 replies
    Breitbart ^ | 11/13/2024 | David Ng
    After nearly breaking down in tears following President-elect Donald Trump’s victory last week, ABC’s Jimmy Kimmel has quickly reverted to his old self by smearing incoming First Lady Melania Trump on Tuesday’s show, making fun of her accent while also conjuring up a fantasy in which she divorces President-elect Donald Trump. Jimmy Kimmel attacked Melania Trump during his opening monologue, noting she turned down Jill Biden’s White House invitation. “Trump’s team claims Melania had a scheduling conflict related to her ‘booook’ that came out five weeks ago which doesn’t sound true,” he said, prompting the studio audience to guffaw at...
  • Today's Ghastly Groaner

    11/08/2024 9:00:03 PM PST · by ProtectOurFreedom · 46 replies
    Coeur d'Alene Press (Idaho) ^ | November 7, 2024 | Devin Weeks (Editor)
    If a basketball player gets an athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut get? Missile toe!
  • Kamala Harris silences raucous Michigan rally-goers with bizarre joke: ‘Shout your own name’

    10/28/2024 6:59:57 PM PDT · by ChicagoConservative27 · 40 replies
    Breitbart ^ | 10/28/2024 | Victor Nava
    Vice President Kamala Harris pulled the plug on the crowd’s energy during a Michigan rally on Monday after a bizarre joke that left her supporters in stunned silence. “We are all here because we are fighting for a democracy and for the right of people to be heard and seen,” the Democratic nominee explained to the exuberant crowd in Ann Arbor, Mich. “We’re not about the enemy within. We know we are all in this together. That’s what we are fighting for,” Harris added.
  • Netanyahu, to UN: You’re a ‘Joke

    09/27/2024 8:20:43 AM PDT · by ChicagoConservative27 · 122 replies
    Breitbart ^ | 09/27/2024 | Joel B. Pollak
    Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu called the United Nations a “joke” in his address to the opening of the General Assembly in New York on Friday, as he noted its obsession with attacking Israel, inverting good and evil. Netanyahu spoke after a countless heads of state had demonized Israel for “genocide” in Gaza, and with his country facing a war on seven fronts against Iran and its terrorist proxies. “In this swamp of antisemitic bile, there’s an automatic majority willing to demonize Israel on anything,” he noted, calling it an “anti-Israel flat-earth society.”
  • President Biden Introduces Kamala Harris At Pittsburgh Rally: "I Know Her, I Trust Her - Not A Joke!"

    09/02/2024 4:36:31 PM PDT · by Libloather · 36 replies
    Real Clear Politics ^ | 9/02/24 | Tim Hains
    resident Biden introduced Kamala Harris at a campaign rally on Labor Day, Monday in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN: I know I trust her. Not a joke! I trust her. Number two, the frst decision I made as the nominee back in 2020 was selecting here as my vice president. It was the single best decision I made as president United States America. I was watching something sent to me when they asked Barack, they said Barack picked me as vice president because he knew I could be president. I know she'll be a good president. I've watched her with...
  • Both Firefox and Waterfox browsers re-direct Conservative shopping site to Google

    09/01/2024 7:40:20 AM PDT · by re_tail20 · 31 replies
    September 1, 2024 | re_tail20
    There are plenty of good web browsers to use, and Firefox and its Waterfox spinoff, most of the time, are good. But I noticed something the other day about both of them. I was trying to log onto this Conservative shopping site called “Patriot Depot”, and when I would put the web address in, it would automatically re-direct to Google. This was true for both of them. I tried this with my other browsers, and the site came on just fine with them. Perhaps some lefty programmer at Firefox put a re-direct as a practical joke. If true, given that...
  • Kamala’s vague promise of upcoming interview is an offensive joke

    08/10/2024 3:16:13 AM PDT · by Libloather · 16 replies
    NY Post ^ | 8/09/24 | Post Editorial Board
    After spending the last three weeks (and much of her vice presidency) avoiding press conferences and interviews that might require her to actually answer tough questions, Kamala Harris is saying she might poke her head out from under her rock . . . a little bit, eventually. That is, the veep said Thursday that she wants to “get an interview scheduled before the end of the month.” It is the beginning of August… One interview, if she can fit it in, and so can . . . who? Rachel Maddow? Mika Brzezinski? Does she dare try Lester Holt again after...
  • A Russian Jew had been allowed to emigrate to Israel

    06/22/2024 10:53:27 AM PDT · by Zhang Fei · 14 replies
    Twitter ^ | 6/21/2024 | Anon
    A Russian Jew had been allowed to emigrate to Israel. At Moscow airport, customs found a Lenin statue in his baggage and asked him, "What is this?" The man replied, "What is this? Wrong question comrade. You should have asked, Who is he? This is Comrade Lenin. He laid the foundations of socialism and created the future and prosperity of the Russian people. I am taking it with me as a memory of our hero days." The Russian customs officer was a bit shamed and let him go without further inspection. At Tel Aviv airport, the customs officer also asks...
  • Monica Lewinsky goes viral for Taylor Swift-themed Bill Clinton joke: 'The asylum where they raised me'

    04/26/2024 10:46:37 AM PDT · by ChicagoConservative27 · 12 replies
    Foxnews ^ | 04/25/2024 | Hanna Panreck
    Monica Lewinsky went viral on Wednesday after joining a social media trend involving one of Taylor Swift's new songs as she referenced her time in the White House with former President Bill Clinton. Lewinsky's post, which had over 6 million views as of Thursday morning, references one of Swift's new songs, "Who's Afraid of Little Old Me?" off her new album, "The Tortured Poets Department." Social media users started sharing lyrics from the song, "you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me," along with an image referencing a personal memory or anecdote from their past. Lewinsky...
  • Biden Jokes About Trump Struggling to Pay Massive New York Fine

    03/19/2024 1:53:52 PM PDT · by ChicagoConservative27 · 48 replies
    Breitbart ^ | 03/19/2024 | JOEL B. POLLAK
    President Joe Biden joked at the Gridiron Dinner this past weekend about former President Donald Trump’s struggle to pay nearly half a billion dollars in fines resulting from a controversial civil fraud judgement against him in New York. New York Attorney General Letitia James (D) — who ran for office specifically promising to use the law to pursue Trump for unspecified sins — declared that “everyone must play by the same rules,” though the Trump case was unprecedented. Trump was sued for allegedly inflating his net worth under a New York law that does not require the state to show...
  • Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey makes bizarre joke about remote work, says it turns you into ‘a loser’

    02/08/2024 9:19:11 AM PST · by ChicagoConservative27 · 46 replies
    NY Post ^ | 02/08/2024 | Stepheny Price
    During an address on Wednesday, Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey took a jab at remote work while praising the benefits of downtown Minneapolis. While speaking at the Minneapolis Downtown Council’s annual meeting, Mayor Frey, a Democrat, joked that remote work ultimately turns you into “a loser.” “I don’t know if you saw this study the other day, what this study clearly showed… is that when people who have the ability to come downtown but don’t,” Frey explained. “When they stay home, sitting on their couch with their nasty cat blanket, diddlin’ on their laptop. If they do that for a few...
  • Chappelle dropped some thoughtcrime on his new special that I can’t repeat in this headline and it would ruin the joke if I did 💀

    01/03/2024 8:08:14 AM PST · by Red Badger · 15 replies
    Not The Bee ^ | January 3, 2024 | Staff
    This is from Dave Chappelle's newest Netflix show and it's one of the best jokes I have ever heard. Watch to the end: VIDEO AT LINK.................
  • Watch: Senator Rand Paul Says It's "Difficult To Imagine Trump Winning" In 2024

    11/09/2023 9:14:42 PM PST · by SeekAndFind · 86 replies
    Summit News ^ | 11/09/2023 | Steve Watson
    GOP Senator Rand Paul says that he thinks it is difficult to imagine Donald Trump winning another term in office because of the magnitude of everything that is being done by Democrats and the establishment to prevent it happening.“It’s difficult to image Trump winning, but it’s also difficult to imagine anything more unfair they could do to him, and also how pitiful the performance of Biden has been, and how frail and detached that he looked in doing his job,” Paul said during an interview with Piers Morgan.“It worries people that he is still able and has enough vim and...
  • DeSantis will call Florida lawmakers back to Capitol to impose new sanctions on Iran

    10/20/2023 2:36:02 PM PDT · by conservative98 · 46 replies
    AP, Yahoo ^ | October 20, 2023, 3:54 pm
    TALLAHASSEE, Fla. (AP) — Presidential candidate and Republican Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis will bring lawmakers back to Tallahassee for a special session to impose additional sanctions on Iran, his office said Friday. No date has been set and no details of proposed legislation have been released.
  • Monkey on the loose in Indianapolis seen drinking beer

    10/05/2023 8:33:58 AM PDT · by Red Badger · 35 replies
    UPI ^ | 05 October 2023 | By Ben Hooper
    VIDEO AT LINK.................... Oct. 5 (UPI) -- A monkey named Momo is on the loose in Indianapolis -- and one neighbor reported seeing the simian sipping a beer. Indianapolis Metropolitan Police Department said Momo escaped from his owner's home in the Ironridge Court area of the city's east side on Wednesday and was subsequently spotted the Gate Drive neighborhood, about a quarter mile away. Police said they were unable to confirm whether Momo has bitten anyone while on the loose. At least one neighbor reported to police that Momo was seen drinking a beer out of a garbage can. Momo's...
  • ‘Family Feud’ killer Timothy Bliefnick, who mocked marriage on TV, defends tasteless joke about wife before murder

    09/28/2023 3:23:54 PM PDT · by Eleutheria5 · 21 replies
    NY Post ^ | 28/9/23 | Alyssa Guzman
    The“Family Feud” contestant who was convicted of his ex-wife’s murder after he trashed his marriage on the popular game show is still defending a tasteless joke he made on the program about regretting saying “I do.” Timothy Bliefnick, 40, addressed the infamous quip in his first interview since he was sentenced in August to life in prison for the gruesome murder of his wife, Rebecca “Beck” Postle Bliefnick, whom he shot 14 times. “It wasn’t said with any malice or bad intentions. It was supposed to be funny,” he told Erin Moriarty of “48 Hours” in an upcoming episode, which...