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Humor (Religion)

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  • Jesse Duplantis’ Wife Accidentally Calls Him An ‘Ungodly Man’ Over Scripture Twist +LOL!!!!

    04/29/2024 11:51:06 PM PDT · by Morgana · 10 replies
    Protestia ^ | April 29, 2024 | staff
    Arch-heretic Jesse Duplantis tried to justify his massive wealth accumulation during a recent broadcast episode of his show, but his wife accidentally called him out as an “ungodly man” over a blatant scripture twist. The decrepit money-grubber is known for his love of filthy lucre and declaring that the Lord’ flexes on him by ‘giving’ him a private jet. Perhaps the best living example of a two-fold son of hell that will spend eternity screaming in horror in the lake of fire if he doesn’t repent, we wrote about him recently after he argued that if you don’t believe in...
  • Woman Tipped 2 Servers $1077 Because The Rapture Was Coming — Returned After The Eclipse To Demand Her Money Back

    A server and her co-workers have been left shaking their heads after a series of interactions with a woman who was convinced the world was ending on April 8, 2024 — and who is now hoppin' mad and behaving in a most un-Christian fashion. Unlike most eclipses, the one on April 8 was special for Americans because the U.S. was in the "path of totality," a roughly 100-mile-wide swath from Texas to Maine in which the Moon completely obscures the Sun and ushers in a brief period of nighttime in the middle of the day. "A woman came to our...
  • Today's Toons 11/6/23

    11/06/2023 1:27:47 AM PST · by pookie18 · 11 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 11/6/23 | pookie18
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  • Sister of no mercy! Hilarious moment a nun grapples climate protester to the ground as eco-mob try to stop a new church being built in France

    10/17/2023 6:26:43 PM PDT · by Morgana · 33 replies
    Daily Mail UK ^ | October 17, 2023 | Sukhmani Sethi
    This is the hilarious moment that a nun grapples a climate protester to the ground after an eco-mob attempted to stop a new church from being built in France. The clip shows the nun sprint across the muddy construction site of a Catholic centre in Saint-Pierre-de-Colombier in Ardèche, and charge towards one of the campaigners, grabbing him from behind. The protestor who is carrying two large cylinders in each hand as he attempts to run away from the nun, loses his balance as the nun grapples him towards the ground. Gripping tightly onto his jacket, the nun pulls the eco-protester...
  • Brad Stine "Why God Really Made Women"

    10/04/2023 3:10:07 AM PDT · by waterhill · 10 replies
    Youtube ^ | 10/04/2023 | Brad Stine
    Christian comedy. Good stuff.
  • IHOPKC “Prophet” Says God Re-grew Trans Woman’s Breasts After Listening to His Testimony and Coming to Christ

    09/26/2023 8:31:05 AM PDT · by Morgana · 29 replies
    Disntr ^ | September 26, 2023 | staff
    Self-proclaimed “prophet” and “seer”, Micah Turnbo—who is straight out of the heretical IHOPKC and the Kansas City Prophets movement—has amassed a huge following on social media, but his spectacle is more theatrical than theological. Brandishing titles like “Seer Prophet” and “Pastor of Prophetic Ministry” at Vineyard Church Northwest in Cincinnati, Ohio, Turnbo might seem convincing to those who simply want their ears tickled. However, for those deeply rooted biblical convictions, Turnbo’s claims ring hollow. Turnbo’s background, according to his bio, includes growing up in a so-called “prophetic” family and attending schools like Cincinnati Christian University and International House of Prayer....
  • 10 Theses From Martin Luther That Didn't Quite Make The Cut

    08/16/2023 11:14:30 AM PDT · by BipolarBob · 9 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | 8-15-2023 | BabylonBee
    Many people are quite familiar with Martin Luther's famous 95 Theses that he nailed to the door of the Castle Church in Wittenberg, Germany in 1517, but have you ever heard about his other theses that were left out at the last minute? They include some real scorchers!In a Babylon Bee exclusive, we have obtained a list of theses Martin Luther thought twice about posting.If any pastor asks his congregation to say hi to each other in an extended greeting time, let him be anathema: Preach. Golf isn't a sport: Luther's argument appears to be that if overweight elderly people...
  • Send Us Thine Asteroid, O Lord ...

    08/01/2023 9:43:55 PM PDT · by hiho hiho · 21 replies
    Youtube ^ | March 4, 2022 | Joseph Murray
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkTgYiMDRHY Short and sweet!
  • Today's Toons 7/27/23

    07/27/2023 3:59:38 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 18 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 7/27/23 | pookie18
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  • Pope Francis Names 21 New Cardinals, including Vatican's ambassador to US

    07/10/2023 9:21:21 AM PDT · by Hieronymus · 24 replies
    National Catholic Reporter ^ | July 9, 2023 | Christopher White
    Pope Francis on July 9 named 21 new cardinals, including the Vatican's ambassador to the U.S., Archbishop Christophe Pierre; American-born Archbishop Robert Prevost, who oversees the appointments of Catholic bishops worldwide; and the new head of the Vatican's doctrinal office, Archbishop Victor Manuel Fernández. The pope made the announcement at the end of his weekly Sunday Angelus prayer from a window in the Apostolic Palace overlooking St. Peter's Square. Francis said he would install the new cardinals during a consistory at the Vatican on Sept. 30, saying these new cardinals represent the universality of the global church and the "inseparable...
  • The Ballast of Faith

    06/07/2023 6:01:50 AM PDT · by Heartlander
    First Things ^ | 6.6.23 | Peachy Keenan
    The Ballast of FaithThe following is excerpted from Domestic Extremist: A Practical Guide to Winning the Culture War, out today from Regnery Publishing. I never, ever dreamed I would become a “person of faith.” My secular atheist childhood offered me no God, no church, no temple, no prayers, no heaven, no hell. It was like living in the song “Imagine,” but without Yoko Ono. Although we had lovely Christmas trees and all the trimmings, there was no God but Santa, and Rudolph was his messenger.When I say we were atheists, I mean it. My mother kept a folder in her...
  • [Satire] Pope Francis on the couch

    05/12/2023 1:48:47 PM PDT · by ebb tide · 1 replies
    Eccles is saved ^ | May 11, 2023 | Eccles
    [Satire] Pope Francis on the couchFinally, even Pope Francis has realised that there is something badly wrong with his psychological make-up, and has checked in with the great Dr Kopfschrumpfer, psychiatrist to the Vatican. "Now Holy Father, what seems to be the problem?" Help me, doctor, I have this obsessive phobia about everything that happened before I founded the Church in 2013. What is it that troubles you? There is terrible support for restorationism... indietrismo... backwardism... a nostalgic disease... we cannot turn back... I see. Have you considered discussing the issue with some friends? I don't have any friends, apart...
  • God Regrets Writing 'Sing To The Lord A New Song' After Hearing The New Songs Christians Are Singing

    02/02/2023 2:31:40 PM PST · by metmom · 29 replies
    The Babylon Bee ^ | January 27, 2023
    WORLD — Worship leaders worldwide were left stunned today after word began to spread that the Lord now regrets including the command "Sing unto the Lord a new song" in His Word after hearing the new songs Christians are currently singing. "God Almighty had really hoped the songwriters he had gifted in the creative arts would do better than they have," said spokesangel Gabriel in a statement to reporters. "I mean, we understand we're definitely spoiled with the truly astounding and unspeakably beautiful music we are blessed with in Heaven, but here on earth…‘Good, Good Father?' Really? We don't need...
  • How to shout in a black church

    01/07/2023 4:58:41 PM PST · by Morgana · 31 replies
    The Playmakers ^ | Aug 18, 2012 | The Playmakers
    How to shout in a black church
  • Mount Sinai preparing to host climate summit – a new global ‘religion’

    11/09/2022 5:48:46 PM PST · by Roman_War_Criminal · 9 replies
    All Israel ^ | 11/4/22 | Cookie Schwaeber-Issan
    Egypt’s Mount Sinai – just a hop, skip and a jump from Israel – is the site most commonly known as the place where God appeared to Moses to give him the Ten Commandments – the primary covenant in Judaism, as well as the foundation for most other religions and many modern-day laws. Now, this mountain will be a venue for many nations to gather, to receive their newest creed emanating from the world’s highest and most exalted religion of “Climate Change.” Yes – climate change has become the latest addition to world religions, leaving others in the dust as...
  • In Sinai, a Prophetic Call for Climate Justice and Ceremony of Repentance

    11/09/2022 5:47:01 PM PST · by Roman_War_Criminal · 17 replies
    Inter Faith Sustain ^ | 11/8/22 | Inter Faith Sustain
    Between November 6th and 18th, 2022, the UN climate conference COP 27 will take place on the Sinai Peninsula, in Sharm El Sheikh, Egypt. Religious communities and religious leaders have a key role to play in addressing climate change and climate justice, which requires deep transformation within society. The knowledge of what changes are critically needed to diminish long-term harm to the planet is readily available. However, bringing about change in action demands deeper changes in attitude, a change of heart. This has been the domain of religions for millennia. Religions are sources of inspiration for the transformation of heart...
  • 10 Great Excuses For Not Reading Your Bible

    07/27/2022 9:49:29 PM PDT · by fidelis · 225 replies
    The Babylon Bee ^ | Jul 26, 2022 | BabylonBee.com
    We get it. It's hard to read the divinely inspired word of the creator of the universe. He's so judgy! But, since your salvation might depend on it, you better get some great excuses ready to share on Judgment Day.Here are some of the best excuses for not reading your Bible:1. You just went to church last month and don't want to overdo it: You don't want to be an extremist!2. It's not as encouraging as Your Best Life Now: Joel Osteen's prose is to die for.3. If you take your eye off the Hot Pocket you're microwaving for one...
  • The Power of Praise.

    07/03/2022 8:33:59 AM PDT · by Mrs. Warrior · 1 replies
    The Power of Praise. Paul and Silas were beaten for speaking the good news of Jesus Christ. Jesus carried, on the cross, all of mankind's sickness and sin; so when sent to prison, Paul and Silas started to praise God. Jesus took a beating and with a love greater than known or human or expression of love, took the hate and covered it with His blood, satisfying the Lord God Almighty. In the prison, when God heard His children praising Him in spite of horrible circumstances, He sent an earthquake and broke open the chains that bound the two men....
  • What Separates the Men from the Boys.

    06/15/2022 11:23:17 AM PDT · by Mrs. Warrior · 12 replies
    What Separates the Men from the Boys. Jesus, who for the joy that was set before him, endured the cross despising the shame and is now set down at the right hand of the throne of God. Jesus told us He loved us; He broke open his heart to heal the brokenhearted and He took the sickness of sin so we can be healthy and whole. He went down into death so we can die only as all men from the womb to the tomb. We will be raised to eternal life when our names are recorded in the book...
  • The Devil Might Just Kill You In Your Sleep

    06/09/2022 1:11:11 AM PDT · by Morgana · 15 replies
    Lowell Thompson ^ | Dec 10, 2014 | Lowell Thompson
    The Devil Might Just Kill You In Your Sleep All credit to Lexitelevision Holy Ghost Enforcers Episode 6: Choir Edition [The Movie]