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  • BREAKING: Obama Reverses Kudzu Growth

    10/09/2009 12:24:11 PM PDT · by Arm_Bears · 12 replies · 488+ views
    Arm_Bears
    Breaks devil vine's strangle-hold on Southeastern US!
  • BREAKING NEWS: Family of Archimedes gives up credit for invention. Now called the Obama Screw.

    10/09/2009 12:09:59 PM PDT · by Sparko · 5 replies · 288+ views
    October 9, 2009 | Bily Joe Damocles
    Date line Greece: Archimedes was a mathematician and inventor from ancient Greece. ... He was credited with inventing the Archimedes screw - a screw-shaped machine or hydraulic screw that raised water from a lower to a higher level. Descendants of Archimedes interviewed in the Greek press conceded that while Archie had done some great things - it was only with water, and admitted that Obama had screwed people royally all around the world in every which way but loose. κοχλία του Αρχιμήδη συγχαρητήρια, έχεις τον άξονα losely translated as: congratulations, Americans, you just got screwed.
  • Breaking! Present Obama declares Peace in Afghanistan; Awards Taliban contract for Mount Rushmore

    10/09/2009 12:05:46 PM PDT · by American Number 181269513 · 2 replies · 396+ views
    self ^ | October 9, 2009 | self
    Present Barack Hussein Obama declared today that he has surrendered the war in Afghanistan to the Taliban as a token gesture of peace to the world. The Present stated that he will usher in a new era of peace around the globe and will no longer stand for conflicts in any part of the world for any reason. Obama also notified the UN that he will assume the position of Present of the World effective immediately. The news of surrender in Afghanistan to the Taliban sent shockwaves throughout the tribal regions of the Afgan/Pak border areas with some saying that...
  • Breaking News! Obama cures child obesity!

    10/09/2009 12:05:38 PM PDT · by MNJohnnie · 1 replies · 251+ views
    The Nobel Comittee | 10-9-2009
    Breaking News! Obama give speech, cures Child Obesity!
  • Breaking: Obama grants absolution to Pope Benedict XVI

    10/09/2009 11:51:06 AM PDT · by RavenATB · 4 replies · 259+ views
    New Abortion Times
    Pope visibly moved when POTUS granted the Pontiff forgiveness for leading Catholic opposition to abortion. Promises "It'll never happen again..."
  • Obama Wins Medium Coke at McDonald's Scratchers Game, Is "Deeply Humbled"

    10/09/2009 12:06:36 PM PDT · by kik5150 · 14 replies · 713+ views
    kik5150 ^ | 10/09/09 | kik5150
    Using skills never before seen, President Barak Obama defied the odds at the McDonald's scrathers game by winning a meduim Coke. ""I am both surprised and deeply humbled by this" he explained.