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Obama Wins Medium Coke at McDonald's Scratchers Game, Is "Deeply Humbled"
kik5150 ^
| 10/09/09
| kik5150
Posted on 10/09/2009 12:06:36 PM PDT by kik5150
Using skills never before seen, President Barak Obama defied the odds at the McDonald's scrathers game by winning a meduim Coke. ""I am both surprised and deeply humbled by this" he explained.
TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: humbledbutsurprised; obama; obamawins; surprisedbuthumbled; wins
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posted on
10/09/2009 12:06:36 PM PDT
by
kik5150
To: kik5150
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posted on
10/09/2009 12:07:52 PM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Rush Limbaugh: "Obama's head is now so big, his ears fit!")
To: kik5150
Obama wins 3rd place in Beauty Contest - He was the only contestant to enter.
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posted on
10/09/2009 12:11:07 PM PDT
by
SoldierDad
(Proud Dad of a U.S. Army Infantry Soldier whose wife is expecting twins SONS.)
To: SoldierDad
Obama appoints Hamburgler as Deputy Commander of Obama’s volunteers in service to Obamerica.
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posted on
10/09/2009 12:13:30 PM PDT
by
Enterprise
(When they come for your guns and ammo, give them the ammo first.)
To: Enterprise
Hamburgler = Charlie Rangel????
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posted on
10/09/2009 12:16:05 PM PDT
by
SoldierDad
(Proud Dad of a U.S. Army Infantry Soldier whose wife is expecting twins SONS.)
To: Enterprise
I heard he’s going on tour, and next he’s going to go for the Subway Freshbuzz contest.
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posted on
10/09/2009 12:17:00 PM PDT
by
SandWMan
( I'm still trying to find the section in the Constitution that mentions "nation building".......)
To: kik5150
He’ll take Air Force One to Oak Brook, Illinois—the home of McDonald’s Hamburg University—to collect his medium coke. Give a speech and pack the audience with ACORN/SEIU members too.
To: kik5150
He's got to win on American Idol before he proves he's the real deal!
To: kik5150
He remembers sitting on his fathers knee in 1988 drinking a Coke
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posted on
10/09/2009 12:23:31 PM PDT
by
HereInTheHeartland
(Just say no to Soylent Green health care)
To: HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity
No, he has to place second on American Idol. That way he’ll become the popular and richest one, while the 15-minute of fame winners drift into obscurity.
And not only here. Susan Boyle came in second to,. . .who?
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posted on
10/09/2009 12:23:33 PM PDT
by
BlueStateBlues
(Blue State business, Red State heart. . . . .Palin 2012----can't come soon enough!)
To: kik5150
This one actually made me laugh aloud.
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posted on
10/09/2009 12:27:47 PM PDT
by
new cruelty
(Shoot your TV. Torch your newspaper.)
To: kik5150
This one had me laughing so hard it was almost embarrassing.
Thanks.
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posted on
10/09/2009 12:29:05 PM PDT
by
Skooz
(Gabba Gabba we accept you we accept you one of us Gabba Gabba we accept you we accept you one of us)
To: kik5150
In other news, since Obama didn’t get the happy meal prize. Obama seized control of McDonalds. McDonalds menu was changed to tofuburgers and lima bean fries. The filet-o-fish was changed to filet-o-grass roots. This was announced by the new food czar Lara Flynn Boyle. By czar decree, all milkshakes will be made of 100% crushed ice.
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posted on
10/09/2009 12:34:15 PM PDT
by
dancusa
(Czars Czuck)
To: BlueStateBlues
What song will he sing? "Imagine"?
To: kik5150
New! A Nobel Prize in every Happy Meal! Collect all six!
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posted on
10/09/2009 1:04:31 PM PDT
by
matt1234
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