Posted on 10/09/2009 12:05:46 PM PDT by American Number 181269513
Present Barack Hussein Obama declared today that he has surrendered the war in Afghanistan to the Taliban as a token gesture of peace to the world. The Present stated that he will usher in a new era of peace around the globe and will no longer stand for conflicts in any part of the world for any reason. Obama also notified the UN that he will assume the position of Present of the World effective immediately.
The news of surrender in Afghanistan to the Taliban sent shockwaves throughout the tribal regions of the Afgan/Pak border areas with some saying that they will believe it when they see it. When Osama Bin Laden was awaken in his cave earlier today and told the news of the peace prize and subsequent surrender he stated that he was surprised and confused but would welcome the new world order so long as he can have Afghanistan back.
Mullah Omar was even more amenable to the peace plan not only because they get the win over the USA but they also were awarded the contract for remaking Mount Rushmore by Present Obama. The contract calls for the Taliban to blow up Mount Rushmore and rebuild it in the image of Present Obama. Apparently the Taliban have experience with this type of construction as witnessed here. This contract is part of the new 2 Trillion dollar Afgan Stimulus package that is sailing through the congress under the Whatever Barack Hussein Obama Wants He Gets (WBHOWHG) bill. This is one of over 200 stimulus packages, one for each country, that are being drawn up by the House and all are expected to pass by next week.
http://www.desivideonetwork.com/view/1je6x0421/the-face-of-allah
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