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MIDI - SURREY WITH THE FRINGE ON TOP (scroll to "From Oklahoma") Mary Jo, come for a drive with me With the wind in our hair we'll feel free I have all the power of two hundred horses We will have a fun time, you will see Fords and Cads and Jags better scurry 'Cause I'll really be in a hurry 'Cause I'll really be in a hurry in my Oldsmobile You are making my dingy quiver I am hoping you will deliver I know a nice place by a river where I'll cop a feel It's automatic and...

As long as these Neanderthals keep coming before the Senate, the drunken killer lifeguard will turn them down. MIDI - ALLEY OOP Neander-er-thals...they're Neander-er-er-thals There are judges that I will never be confirming They're Neander-er-er-thals My lard butt sits here and without squirming They're Neander-er-er-thals While standing upright they've a funny walk They're Neander-er-er-thals They babble when they're trying to talk They're Neander-er-er-thals And I have noticed muscles they have are good for hunting They're Neander-er-er-thals They're something like two hundred thousand years behind the times They're Neander-er-er-thals They do not know that a dollar's the same as ten...