DFU SONG: Surrey with the Fringe on Top (Ted Kennedy, happy Chappaquiddick anniversary)

DFU SONGS | 7-2004 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - SURREY WITH THE FRINGE ON TOP (scroll to "From Oklahoma")

Mary Jo, come for a drive with me
With the wind in our hair we'll feel free
I have all the power of two hundred horses
We will have a fun time, you will see

Fords and Cads and Jags better scurry
'Cause I'll really be in a hurry
'Cause I'll really be in a hurry in my Oldsmobile

You are making my dingy quiver
I am hoping you will deliver
I know a nice place by a river where I'll cop a feel

It's automatic and the engine sure purrs
It has air for summer weather
And if I am naked while I fool around
My butt sometimes sticks to the leather

Mary Jo, you're cute as a model
Will you pass one more Chevas bottle
You'll see when I step on the throttle it will be surreal
It is always an adventure in my hot Oldsmobile

I've a technique I haven't varied
Let us just pretend I'm not married
Let us just pretend I'm not married in this Oldsmobile

I know sometimes I am conniving
My friend just took my test for diving
But I swear that I'm fit for driving so it's no big deal

It's automatic and the engine sure purrs
It has air for summer weather
And if I am naked while I fool around
My butt sometimes sticks to the leather

Mary Jo, you're cute as a model
Will you pass one more Chevas bottle
You'll see when I step on the throttle it will be surreal
It is always an adventure in my hot Oldsmobile

When we hit the road, if it's raining
There will be no need for complaining
My brakes I've always been maintaining in my Oldsmobile

It's well known that I hold my liquor
Most officials get drunk much quicker
There's a barf bag if I get sicker after that big meal

It's automatic and the engine sure purrs
It has air for summer weather
And if I am naked while I fool around
My butt sometimes sticks to the leather

Mary Jo, you're cute as a model
Will you pass one more Chevas bottle
You'll see when I step on the throttle it will be surreal
It is always an adventure in my hot Oldsmobile

[doug from upland]

After watching OKLAHOMA five times on vacation in Washington (choreographed by my daughter), this song had to be done to honor the bloated drunken failed lifeguard on the 35th anniversary of Chappaquiddick.

[doug from upland]

[WideGlide]

Let's all pause on July 19th to remember why the Fat Tub of Shi+ is the Senior Waste of Flesh from the Commonwealth of Massachusetts.

[doug from upland]

See Police diver John Farrar's testimony suggesting that Mary Jo Kopechne survived for as long as two hours in the submerged automobile by breathing a pocket of trapped air. -- CLICK.

[doug from upland]

Whether it is killing a young woman or verbally attacking the commander in chief while we are at war, Ted Kennedy was, is, and always will be a disgusting POS.

[doug from upland]

Happy Anniversary, Ted.

[doug from upland]

Pinging the song list.

[doug from upland]

Bumping for Mary Jo. Sandy Berger's pants kept her out of the news.

[doug from upland]

This has to make the CD.

[doug from upland]