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MIDI - SURREY WITH THE FRINGE ON TOP (scroll to "From Oklahoma") Mary Jo, come for a drive with me With the wind in our hair we'll feel free I have all the power of two hundred horses We will have a fun time, you will see Fords and Cads and Jags better scurry 'Cause I'll really be in a hurry 'Cause I'll really be in a hurry in my Oldsmobile You are making my dingy quiver I am hoping you will deliver I know a nice place by a river where I'll cop a feel It's automatic and...

STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN - version No. 5 (although others may appeal to you more) She is evil and cold…she seeks power and gold And she swears she’ll be back in the White House She makes plans everyday…her dream won’t go away And she swears she’ll be back in the White House She was sent straight here from hell…and she swears that she will be back in the White House There’s a sign on her wall…that says “Freedom Must Fall” It is clear that it has just one meaning Children walk by a brook…who do not know she’s a crook...

CAVEAT: this is a parody song. I am not accusing Torricelli of being a senator who has been bought by the Jersey mob. He may very well never have taken illegal money from anyone. Somewhere he probably has the receipts for the watches and Italian suits. He could have put them away in the junk drawer and can't find them right now. The guy in jail could very well be fabricating a story about the funny money. Hey, the honorable senator is probably as innocent as the Clintons who were hunted and set up by the VRWC. He said he...

MIDI - HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE RAIN I am set to swear and shout…I am getting so strung out I called…he said that he would be here soon Times like this I really hate…he is several hours late That scum…told me he would be here by noon Reverend Al, where are you with my cocaine Reverend Al, where are you with my cocaine Come on, Al, I'm needing it bad I was forced to take a chance…he made me pay in advance I know…I should never have trusted him He's a big mouth piece of work…I feel like...