(reprise) DFU SONG: I'll Be Watching You (Torricelli, here's a watch for you) 7-31-02

DFU SONG PARODIES | 7-2002 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

CAVEAT: this is a parody song. I am not accusing Torricelli of being a senator who has been bought by the Jersey mob. He may very well never have taken illegal money from anyone. Somewhere he probably has the receipts for the watches and Italian suits. He could have put them away in the junk drawer and can't find them right now. The guy in jail could very well be fabricating a story about the funny money. Hey, the honorable senator is probably as innocent as the Clintons who were hunted and set up by the VRWC. He said he knows how they feel.

MIDI - I'LL BE WATCHING YOU -- scroll down to "Police"

Every bribe you take…a demand we’ll make
Sit down and take notes…we expect your votes
Here’s a watch for you

Yes, we kill and rob…we’re the Jersey mob
Sit down and take notes…we expect your votes
Here’s a watch for you

Now you’ve got eight…ain’t a Rolex great
Someday you’ll have eleven
If you don’t vacillate

We depend on you…you can push things through
Sit down and take notes…we expect your votes
Here’s a watch for you

Torricelli, you have served us so well…to buy a senator has been hard as hell
It now is easy to get our new recruits…do you like your fine hand-made Italian suits
This has been our kind of quid-pro-quo

(musical interlude)

Now you’ve got eight…ain’t a Rolex great
Someday you’ll have eleven
If you don’t vacillate

We depend on you…you can push things through
Sit down and take notes…we expect your votes
Here’s a watch for you

We depend on you…you can push things through
Here’s a watch for you

Here's a watch for you

[doug from upland]

Here you go, ping list.

[cactusSharp]

doug,you are one great wordsmith

[cousair]

The Demorats won't put Torricelli in the line because they do not want to lost the Senate. It is as simple as that. This guy should be put away for doing the same thing Trafficant did, who is now doing time. No difference, but the Good Old Demorat Senate Boys will cover his A--!

[dutchess]

Shucks Doug....I thought I was #1 on your ping list. Number two???? Now Mom is REALLY going to be mad at you LOL.

Loved your intro. to this one! (and, as always, the parody!)

[Digger]

Sure the dems will do anything fraudulent but that other faction of this "Two-Party Cartel" has NOTHING to say about it. Just business as usual. I'm just courious as to what it would take before people abandon these parties.

[doug from upland]

I fixed it --- dutchess, StarFan, whoever, Paul Atreides, buffyt, rockfish59, Looking4Truth :)

[Paul Atreides]

Another winner! BTW, how many songs have you done, in all?

[dutchess]

LOL...that's why you have always been one of my most favorite freepers!

Plus we both know you know the "rath of mom" and don't want that again!

[doug from upland]

Over 1200.

[Paul Atreides]

Wow! (he said, while tipping his hat)

[rockfish59]

Gotti and Boss Tweed would be proud!!! =^)

[StarFan]

Sorry I missed this one, CONSIDERING I was the first on your ping list until Miss Dutchess pulled your arm.

This is fantastic and I'm pinging friends in NJ who may also get a kick of out it.

[doug from upland]

Ping away. Let's hope Gonzo will put this one on the CD. By the way, gonzo, it looks like I'm coming to Eastern Florida at the end of November.

[dutchess]

Okay...you seem pretty cool...so..let's call a truce. How about doug having to ping us at the same time.... (what a bummer for him...think he's loving this LOL!)

Thanks starfan....enjoy the banter!

[gonzo]

The song's a keeper, pal!

Eastern Florida? Dammit, Doug, I told you that we're moving to Tarpon Springs this coming Thursday! It's on the WEST coast of Florida! Why can't you get it right?

Just kidding, bud - more by FReep-mail. Stay well.............FRegards

[doug from upland]

Hey, meet me halfway when I'm there. :)

[doug from upland]

It just keeps on going and going and going --- TORCH TAKES MONEY FROM TERRORIST GROUP

[doug from upland]

POOR TORCH -- APPEALS COURT RULES THAT DOCS ARE TO BE UNSEALED IMMEDIATELY!