CAVEAT: this is a parody song. I am not accusing Torricelli of being a senator who has been bought by the Jersey mob. He may very well never have taken illegal money from anyone. Somewhere he probably has the receipts for the watches and Italian suits. He could have put them away in the junk drawer and can't find them right now. The guy in jail could very well be fabricating a story about the funny money. Hey, the honorable senator is probably as innocent as the Clintons who were hunted and set up by the VRWC. He said he...