DFU SONG: Alley Oop (Kennedy - Neanderthal nominees)

DFU SONG PARODIES | 11-2003 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

As long as these Neanderthals keep coming before the Senate, the drunken killer lifeguard will turn them down.

MIDI - ALLEY OOP

Neander-er-thals...they're Neander-er-er-thals

There are judges that I will never be confirming
They're Neander-er-er-thals
My lard butt sits here and without squirming
They're Neander-er-er-thals

While standing upright they've a funny walk
They're Neander-er-er-thals
They babble when they're trying to talk
They're Neander-er-er-thals

And I have noticed muscles they have are good for hunting
They're Neander-er-er-thals

They're something like two hundred thousand years behind the times
They're Neander-er-er-thals
They do not know that a dollar's the same as ten dimes
They're Neander-er-er-thals

Just twelve percent of a modern brain
They're Neander-er-er-thals

They would chase wooly mammoths up across the ridge
They don't know vodka is not stored in the fridge
They cannot drive a car on a simple bridge
Say NO to Neanderthals

They are no friend of PETA 'cause they eat too much me-eat
They're Neander-er-er-thals
They throw their bones on the floor and they aren't too neat

They're Neander-er-er-thals

They'd think a fetus is human if it's heart's beating
They're Neander-er-er-thals
And they could not get away with any Harvard cheating
They're Neander-er-er-thals

They would chase wooly mammoths up across the ridge
They don't know vodka is not stored in the fridge
They cannot drive a car on a simple bridge
Say NO to Neanderthals

[gunnedah]

I hope the big headed (bleep-bleep-bleep-bleep) falls out of his bed in a drunken stupor and breaks his damn neck.
Ted Kennedy is an embarrasment to this nation and if the folks in Massachusetts have no better sense they deserve the drunken hunk of crap.

[doug from upland]

Yes, the fat drunk bloated killer lifeguard really did call them Neanderthals -- CLICK.

[M Kehoe]

Good one. And fast.

5.56mm

[doug from upland]

I never thought I'd have the opportunity to write a song with that old tune.

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

I thought a person had to be at least 60 to know this
song.

There's a man in the funny papers we all know
Alley Oop Oop, Oop Oop Oop
He lived way back a long time ago
Alley Oop Oop, Oop Oop Oop
Well he don't eat nothin' but bearcat stew
Alley Oop Oop, Oop Oop Oop
Oh well this cat's name is a-Alley Oop
Alley Oop Oop, Oop Oop Oop

[doug from upland]

Well, I'm under 60. I've done songs as old as Bicycle Built for Two, and that sure as heck was before my time.

[doug from upland]

NEANDERTHAL --

KILLER --

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

I have been trying to find a song
"the thing" It was a joke song from the 40s or earlier.
Any info would be good.
Thanks
I do like your lyrics.
Do you have a web site with your lyrics?

[doug from upland]

I don't have a site, but I've put probably put over 1400 songs now on FreeRepublic. Go to the search engine -- CLICK -- and put in your favorite song. Maybe I've done it. Set it on ARCHIVES, MATCH ALL WORDS, and ORDER BY POST TIME. (Example: song the way we were......or......song cabaret.)

[Recovering_Democrat]

TED KENNEDY CALLED THESE WOMEN "NEANDERTHALS

Of course, if Trent Lott had said this about them, the left and the press would ignore it, too. Not.

[Recovering_Democrat]

What are those on The Swimmer--C cups?

[solitas]

After looking at the size of him in that picture: I know EMK's family has a rather bad medical history with, um, shall we say, "lead poisoning"; but isn't their 2nd-greatest killer heart disease? (please, God?)

[doug from upland]

NEANDERTHAL HISPANIC --

EVIL SCHEMING SONS OF B*TCHES --

[doug from upland]

TWO YEARS AGO ---

DEATH SCARE: TED KENNEDY AIDES DENY LIVER DRAMA

Politics/Elections Breaking News News Keywords: KENNEDY, LIVER, DEATH, STROM
Source: drudge
Author: Matt Drudge
Posted on 08/16/2001 09:20:54 PDT by The Old Hoosier

XXXXX DRUDGE REPORT XXXXX THU AUG 16, 2001 11:45:25 ET
XXXXX DEATH SCARE: TED KENNEDY AIDES DENY LIVER DRAMA

Sen. Ed Kennedy is in a dramatic fight -- for his life, according to a pending report.

The last surviving brother of President Kennedy has been diagnosed with a deadly form of cirrhosis of the liver, the NATIONAL ENQUIRER is planning to report, the DRUDGE REPORT has learned.

"TED KENNEDY DYING" -- is the planned headline for next week's edition, according to publishing sources.

"The senator has been fighting to stave off the disease, but his condition is far more advanced and serious than he's told family and friends," claims the paper.

"There's absolutely no truth to it at all,'' Kennedy aide Jim Manly demanded Thursday.

The ENQUIRER, in great detail, is planning to outline Kennedy's reported health drama: from the pills, to the booze, to a round of pneumonia.

Developing...
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MIDI - YELLOW RIVER

Poor, poor Ted…we just heard the news
Could it be that he’s had too much booze
He holds a seat that the RATS may lose
Teddy’s liver

Hey Jane Swift, dear, are you all set
You will soon get your chance, we bet
Poor Tom Daschle…his pants are all wet
Teddy’s liver

Teddy’s liver, Teddy’s liver…his doc says it is pretty bad
Teddy’s liver, Teddy’s liver…the vast right wing is feeling sad

If only there could be a way to hear from Mary Jo
We’re sure she would say it’s a tragic way to go
Poor, poor Teddy’s liver

When he’s gone, it will seem so odd
No waitress sandwich with his pal, Dodd
So raise your glass and let’s give him a nod
Teddy’s liver

When the time comes to say goodbye
We will not see one dry eye
Like Ron Brown, will Scumbag laugh and then cry
Teddy’s liver

Teddy’s liver, Teddy’s liver…his doc says it’s pretty bad
Teddy’s liver, Teddy’s liver…the vast right wing is feeling sad

If only there could be a way to hear from Mary Jo
We’re sure she would say that it’s a tragic way to go
Poor, poor Teddy’s liver

Teddy’s liver, Teddy’s liver…his doc says it’s pretty bad
Teddy’s liver, Teddy’s liver…the right wing is feeling sad

[RedBloodedAmerican]

Killer Neanderthal?

[doug from upland]

Great, great picture. It didn't come up at first. It finally came up when I hit the Reply button.

[Uncle George]

Yes Doug, it was written by Dallas Fraser in Bakersfield in the mid 50,s. First sung on the Cousin Herb TV show then recorded for a national hit record.

[lawdude]

I can only hope the "Neanderthal" souse, Kennedy, suffer the same fate as a young woman did so many years ago. Let's see now. She would have been enjoying her grand children about now, just before Thanksgiving.

[doug from upland]

Killer. Liar. Cheater. Bad driver. Scum.