The Long View

National Review ^

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By Rob Long

EDITOR'S NOTE: This article appears in the November 29, 2004, issue of National Review.

Church Newsletters From All Over

From "Light the Lamp!": The monthly newsletter of the Holy Flame Pentecostal Church of Little Rock, Ark.

We welcome back to the area Senator Hillary Clinton (D., N.Y.), who has been spending so much time here in Little Rock lately that she's practically joined the church choir! "I'm here spending time at my husband's library," she told the Lamp when we caught up with her after a Sunday camp meeting, "and of course, I always take time to worship God in as evangelical a way as is feasible, given time and location constraints. As you know, I consider myself an evangelical Christian, really a Christian conservative, if you want to know the truth, so it's nice to be 'home' again in the South, which I really consider my quote-unquote home even though I live in New York most of the time. Well, Washington, D.C., most of the time, actually, but if I'm not there I'm in New York, of course, but always thinking about being here, in the South, my spiritual home, where I shared so many wonderful evangelical . . . moments and . . . events. Can you read that back to me?"

The "Light the Lamp!" staff would like to take this opportunity to remind everyone that Christ loves all of us equally, and that God's house is open to all, even to senators from New York, so whoever is muttering stuff and saying mean things while pretending to cough can just quit it right now.

http://www.nationalreview.com/issue/long200411160825.asp

[solsrchr2]

Sean Hanity was right! Earlier this week Sean stated on his radio program that SHilary Clinton would attempt to morph into a conservative. She has already started weaving her cuccoon that when she emerges in 2008, she will be a beautiful conservative. (The image of a beautiful, snoutnosed, snarling bat comes to mind instead of a beautiful, delicate, multicolored, butterfly) She is claiming to be an Conservative Evangelical Christian. Does this mean her views on abortion will change.

[ConservativeMan55]

Conservativeman55 claims Hillary is a lying weasel!

[Founding Father]

S*#t claims it doesn't stink too.

[kittymyrib]

This was posted 3 days ago. Didn't we decide this was a joke?

[William of Orange]

she will keep this up for 4 years, she will do ANYTHING to get her grubby hands on the presidency. But with Condi Rice against her, 60-40 landslide, she (Hitlery) will only carry DC...

[ken5050]

It is..it's a parody..Rob Long special..

[counterpunch]

This was a joke.
It didn't really happen.
Hannity discussed it on the radio yesterday, said he thought it was a joke, then confirmed that National Review contacted him to confirm that it was only a joke.

[deaconjim]

Democrats will lie to you, and some of them will even lie and tell you they are Republicans. Will Hillary run as a Republican in 2008?

[InvisibleChurch]

the left will run part of the campaign on the impassioned plea for 'fairness' that it be 'fair' to 'let' the dems have a president for eight years after the right having a president for eight years

[pookie18]

This was a joke. It didn't really happen.

Yet...

[Always Right]

Sean Hanity was right! Earlier this week Sean stated on his radio program that SHilary Clinton would attempt to morph into a conservative.

This isn't a prediction, Hillary has been doing this all along. Bill knows why Hillary would never win and he told her what she needed to do. Hillary is going to be dangerous because she will play the role and the media will help. Hillary will be that moderate Democrat by 2008.

[daddyOwe]

Hillary a Conservative? If my grandmother had wheels she would be a jeep.

[LibSnubber]

How does that saying go? Something about PIGS and lipstick?... he he

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

She's not even a conservative when compared to Karl Marx. These people need to take a reality pill.

[kahoutek]

"and of course, I always take time to worship God in as evangelical a way as is feasible, given time and location constraints. As you know, I consider myself an evangelical Christian, really a Christian conservative, if you want to know the truth, so it's nice to be 'home' again in the South, which I really consider my quote-unquote home even though I live in New York most of the time. Well, Washington, D.C., most of the time, actually, but if I'm not there I'm in New York, of course, but always thinking about being here, in the South, my spiritual home, where I shared so many wonderful evangelical . . . moments and . . . events. Can you read that back to me?"

So I can deny it at my next American Socialist Party meeting.

[Route101]

...O.k...here's what we do...lets send you down to the red states and you tell them your a Christian conservative...Jeez Louise!!!...What does this woman do?...wake up in the morning and ask her advisors who she should be today???I can't wait till she starts telling America she's the bionic woman.....

[OriginalIntent]

This is a very crooked woman. You ask, what does she do in the morning?

She screws her socks on first thing every morning.

[discipler]

Yes, but let's watch her vote and see how conservative she votes. Let's see if she will confirm those conservative judges, and pass more tax relief, and help privatize schools. Let's just see if she puts the partisanship behind her, like she promised on Nov. 10 at her Tufts University speech. Let's just see.

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