The Long View (Betcha didn't know Hillary's an Evangelical Christian!)

NRO ^ | 11/15/2005 | Rob Long

[EA_Man]

From "Light the Lamp!": The monthly newsletter of the Holy Flame Pentecostal Church of Little Rock, Ark.

We welcome back to the area Senator Hillary Clinton (D., N.Y.), who has been spending so much time here in Little Rock lately that she's practically joined the church choir! "I'm here spending time at my husband's library," she told the Lamp when we caught up with her after a Sunday camp meeting, "and of course, I always take time to worship God in as evangelical a way as is feasible, given time and location constraints. As you know, I consider myself an evangelical Christian, really a Christian conservative, if you want to know the truth, so it's nice to be 'home' again in the South, which I really consider my quote-unquote home even though I live in New York most of the time. Well, Washington, D.C., most of the time, actually, but if I'm not there I'm in New York, of course, but always thinking about being here, in the South, my spiritual home, where I shared so many wonderful evangelical . . . moments and . . . events. Can you read that back to me?" The "Light the Lamp!" staff would like to take this opportunity to remind everyone that Christ loves all of us equally, and that God's house is open to all, even to senators from New York, so whoever is muttering stuff and saying mean things while pretending to cough can just quit it right now.

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[scott0347]

Do you get Fox on TV?

[John Lenin]

For years I have been warning the public about Hillary Clinton's penchant for lesbian proclivities;  a precursor to her sadistic megalomaniac behaviors.

Now, after many years of public apprehension the controversy has been confirmed by insider sources and will soon be revealed to the public.

According to a published article in the March 28 issue of a prominent magazine the "GLOBE,"  "reliable sources will soon release a shocking list of Hillary's lesbian lovers from the past and including the present."

According to reliable sources the list includes:

• A beauty in her early 30s who often travels with Hillary.
• A popular TV and movie star.
• The daughter of a top government official.
• A stunning model who got a career boost after sleeping with Hillary.
• President Clinton's former lover, Gennifer Flowers writes in her book "Passion & Betrayal"  of Bill confessing to her that Hillary sleeps with more woman than he does.
• The famous commentator Jack Wheeler writes:  "My sources indicate that Hillary is bisexual and fools around more than her husband."  He also credits Hillary for being the force behind the "White House's homosexual agenda."
• According to the insiders report, Hillary had sex with women during her college days at Wellesly College.

SO NOW YOU KNOW THE REST OF THE STORY

President Clinton's former mistress Gennifer Flowers (left) claims Bill told her Hillary was a lesbian.  Rumors have swirled about Hillary's relationship with cabinet member Donna Shalala (center) and New York Lawyer Susan Thomases.
A show of hands: Hillary signals her support of gay rights at a rally in New York.	'My sources indicate Hillary is bisexual and fools around much more than her husband' -Political Commentator Jack Wheeler Lesbian Studies

[Diddle E. Squat]

A shame the times didn't coincide, I would love to see what Paul would have wrote in his "Letter to the Church in Chappaqua"...

[DollyRocker]

No. I'd like to get Fox, but the CRTC here won't allow it.

[Darksheare]

Secret Service caught Hillary 'with' another woman.
Hillary has been very vocal in defense of lesbians and lesbianism, at least until it starts costing her with the suckers she needs to fool to get elected.
THEN she clams up and pretends to be suzy homemaker.

[nutmeg]

Yep, she's gonna run!

From "Light the Lamp!": The monthly newsletter of the Holy Flame Pentecostal Church of Little Rock, Ark.

We welcome back to the area Senator Hillary Clinton (D., N.Y.), who has been spending so much time here in Little Rock lately that she's practically joined the church choir! "I'm here spending time at my husband's library," she told the Lamp when we caught up with her after a Sunday camp meeting, "and of course, I always take time to worship God in as evangelical a way as is feasible, given time and location constraints. As you know, I consider myself an evangelical Christian, really a Christian conservative, if you want to know the truth, so it's nice to be 'home' again in the South, which I really consider my quote-unquote home even though I live in New York most of the time. Well, Washington, D.C., most of the time, actually, but if I'm not there I'm in New York, of course, but always thinking about being here, in the South, my spiritual home, where I shared so many wonderful evangelical . . . moments and . . . events.

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[Darksheare]

"Re: The Long View (Betcha didn't know Hillary's an Evangelical Christian!)
From DollyRocker | 11/16/2004 12:50:25 PM EST new


What does "taotao/taftkald" stand for?"

Don't play dumb with me.
You're posting from an IP that will likely resolve to a European college server.
And a cursory check will liekly show it to be the exact same one you've posted from before using the handles of 'taotao' and 'taftkald'.

[Darksheare]

LOL!
Hillary?
A Christian Conservative?
And I'm Santa Claus!

[sarasota]

Canadian?

[Darksheare]

"Re: The Long View (Betcha didn't know Hillary's an Evangelical Christian!)
From DollyRocker | 11/16/2004 12:53:49 PM EST new


And Laura Bush is into scat. What's your point?"


Taotao, you've been warned about your behavior.
Your one post said to'prove' that Hillary is a lesbian.
Well, she is.
I live in NY, I should know!

Now, PROVE YOUR STATEMENT about the First Lady.
Oops, you can't!
Buh bye.

[Zavien Doombringer]

sure does. What gets me, are people quick to judge us, but have never been to the United states. When I was Overseas, I learned the local cultures and tried to learn the language (for survival, you know, food and beer). They ridicule our President, yet never voted or can't vote. I dunno, this word would be lopsided if it weren't for lefties though...

[mhking]

No. I'd like to get Fox, but the CRTC here won't allow it.

Cha-CHING!

You're right, Grampa -- he's a Car-nadian all right; the CRTC is the Cable/Satellite governing authority (Canadian Radio & Television Commission) in Canada.

[Tread]

An explosion would be nice about now!

[DollyRocker]

I didn't say either was TRUE. I was merely making a point. A vulgar point, but a point nonetheless. I wouldn't know conclusively about either unless i knew them.

[Darksheare]

Check out #250 for text of the freepmail taotao sent me.

[Grampa Dave]

"Oh, do not privately Freepmail me anymore..."

I got two from it, which I have bothered to look at. What did yours say.

[TheBigB]

Tsk. What's Carolyn Parrish doing here? ;-)

[mhking]

And Laura Bush is into...

Man, that's downright offensive.

[DollyRocker]

Now I'VE gotta ask... How old are YOU people?

This he said/she said is looking like a junior-high sock hop.

[Grampa Dave]

Amazing how the old skills I learned in the Navy help to identify the trolls and where they are from on FR.