Kerry's (?) Veep Short List

3.11.04 | Mia T

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Kerry's(?) Veep Short List

by Mia T, 3.11.04

ALL
Double, trouble TOIL for HUBBELL;
Fire burn and cauldron bubble.

THIRD WITCH (a stealth Conservative)
Scale of BONIOR, tooth of WOLF,
HILLARY'S memory, maw and gulf
A ravin'd salt-sea shark,
Ears of the MARTINS digg'd i' the dark,
Gall of BILL, and McCURRY'S slips
"Noes" of LANNY, and HUBBELL'S lips,
Finger of ICKES ditch-deliver'd by a drab,
Make the gruel thick and slab:
Add thereto a Chinese squadron,
For the ingredients of our cauldron.

ALL
Double, trouble TOIL for HUBBELL;
Fire burn and cauldron bubble.

SECOND WITCH:
Cool it with cash and blood,
Then the charm is firm and good. 

Enter Lady MacClinton

 

Mia T, MacClinton
Act IV, Scene I

ollow the finger of Ickes.

Ask yourself this question:
If missus clinton wants to be president, why is Harold Ickes, a first-string member of missus clinton's mobster-lackey team, working up a sweat to weaken Bush, which in turn strengthens Kerry?

Answer: Missus clinton wants President Bush sufficiently battered so that before anointing herself Kerry's running mate, she will be certain of a Kerry win despite the net negative impact of her presence on the ticket.

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by Mia T, 3.7.04

 

Uber Democrat Sen. Hillary Clinton is warning all-but-certain presidential nominee John Kerry to back off if he's thinking about replacing party chairman Terry McAuliffe before the election.

Asked about rumblings that the Kerry camp wanted to toss McAuliffe over the side, Clinton told the New York Times on Friday, "Terry has helped the Democratic Party move into the 21st century to compete against the incredible interlocking institutional powers of the other side."

"A lot of plans have been laid, a lot of infrastructure put in place, and I want to see us follow through," she insisted.

Hillary Warns Kerry: Hands off McAuliffe

issus clinton says she doesn't think she will be asked to be John Kerry's running mate.... and doesn't think she would accept, in any case. "Think" seems to be the operative word.... (or is it "doesn't think?")

Susan Estrich had it exactly right when she said missus clinton is unelectable. If hillary clinton wants to occupy the Oval Office, she must perforce either marry the president (been there, done that) or ascend to the throne; that is to say, missus clinton must zipper-hoist.... (We will leave means of ascension to your imagination and her devices. Suffice it to say, John Kerry would be wise to sharpen the ol' peripheral vision.)

For her entire adult (such as it is) life, zipper-hoisting has been missus clinton's principal means of upward mobility.

Zipper-hoisting has proved to be a sticky wicket for missus clinton, owing not to antithetical feminist ideology, as one would expect -- feminists willingly sacrificed feminism on the altar of clintonism -- but to zipper choice, her rather injudicious attachment early on to a certain zipper habitually on the downslide.

Look for missus clinton to switch zippers. And sooner rather than later. (Note: Kerry's zipper is the current default choice; missus clinton would have much preferred the General's.)

What zippers are to missus clinton, heiresses are to John Kerry. As comptroller of the Democrat coffers, missus clinton is the de facto Democrat "heiress," (Teresa Heinz without the ketchup, if you will).

Thus, what we have here is the perfect symbiosis, the perfect playing into proclivities, the lowest common denominator, the perfect pair....

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[Mia T]

Kerry's(?) Veep Short List_ping

[Mr. K]

How do you go about creating all the confusing and distracting FORMATTING in your posts???

You always have great content but it is difficult (to say the least) to wade through them

[Mia T]

What is confusing about the formatting? Is it the fixed size tables?

[Brian Allen]

<< ALL
Double, trouble TOIL for HUBBELL;
Fire burn and cauldron bubble.

THIRD WITCH (a stealth Conservative)
Scale of BONIOR, tooth of WOLF,
HILLARY'S memory, maw and gulf
A ravin'd salt-sea shark,
Ears of the MARTINS digg'd i' the dark,
Gall of BILL, and McCURRY'S slips
"Noes" of LANNY, and HUBBELL'S lips,
Finger of ICKES ditch-deliver'd by a drab,
Make the gruel thick and slab:
Add thereto a Chinese squadron,
For the ingredients of our cauldron.

ALL
Double, trouble TOIL for HUBBELL;
Fire burn and cauldron bubble.

SECOND WITCH:
Cool it with cash and blood,
Then the charm is firm and good.

Enter Lady MacClinton >>

Wicked!

Wicked!

Wicked!

I love it!

Blessings, Resident Genius -- Brian

[hosepipe]

Hillary as Veep means Kerry WILL LOOSE period...
A political boy-toy and if you think that term would offend him you know nothing about John Kerry..

[Sofa King]

You should add Saddam to the list.

[Mudboy Slim]

Quite a bold prediction...the HildaBeast as Kerry's Veep!! I'm not sure how I feel about that, but Kerry oughtta fear becoming a small footnote to the campaign team if he offers the headline-hoggin' powerwhore the spot. To say nothing of the danger to which he'll subject his own physical well-being.

It would make political sense fer the HildaBeast, though, as I don't see her beating Rudy Guiliani in '06, so this would give her the excuse she needs to drop outta the Senate.

FReegards...MUD

[bmwcyle]

bump

[jla]

^

[yikes]

Kerry's short list should definatey include his old boss, Mike Dukakis.

[jla]

^

[Mia T]

^

[Dan from Michigan]

My money is on Max Cleland.

[Interesting Times]

Scott Camil.

[kevao]

John McCain says No

Bill Clinton yeah, right

Hillary Clinton Ft. Marcy Park

Susan Lindauer indisposed

[familyofman]

I didn't see Danny DaVito on the list.

[Mia T]

An interesting choice.

Kerry is not beyond exploiting Cleland's triple amputation.

The Kerry calculus (the symmetry is enticing): Cleland's triple amputation, when averaged with Kerry's three flesh wounds, (which enabled Kerry to do a de facto if technically legal AWOL), would lend some substance to an otherwise vacuous, self-serving entity.

Didn't cleland demonstrate that he cannot get the southern dem?
And I wonder if he is up to the physical rigors of a national run.

[bayourod]

As Ann (no pictures available) Coulter said:

"Cleland is a lucky man. He blew himself up in Viet Nam instead of Fort Polk."

[Mia T]

WHY JOHN KERRY IS DANGEROUS FOR AMERICA:
(a NEW virtual john kerry talks series)

johnkerryisdangerousforamerica.blogspot.com

missus clinton's REAL virtual office update
http://hillarytalks.blogspot.com
http://virtualclintonlibrary.blogspot.com
http://demmemogate.blogspot.com
http://www.hillarytalks.us
http://www.hillarytalks.org
fiendsofhillary.blogspot.com
fiendsofhillary.us
fiendsofhillary.org
fraudsofhillary.com

by Mia T

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