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I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

Posted on 12/21/2004 12:25:42 PM PST by hk409

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THIS SITE IS ZOT!

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To: HKMk23

I created my own, then went to yours and tried again, but it was late, and my brain was fading, so I figured it was better to just go to bed.

The "familiar X" didn't do the trick. I had to kill the Messenger. GAH!

But I will try to listen to that link today...on yours or mine...;o]


33,821 posted on 07/13/2005 9:40:43 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.)
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To: tuliptree76

Oooohhh...you were up too early for me, Girl! I try not to get out of bed before 0700. It's a matter of principle.

;o]

How are the studies going?


33,822 posted on 07/13/2005 9:42:32 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.)
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham

"We have a new participant in the UT festivities?!
Why wasn't I informed?

:0)

-good times, G.J.P. (Jr.)"

I am SO sorry! I'm failing in my duties as Keeper of the ZOT! Roll. I'll remember that next time. And while I'm thinking of it, couldn't you have chosed a shorter, easier-to-spell screen name? *ducking*


33,823 posted on 07/13/2005 9:45:11 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.)
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To: Monkey Face

LOL! Studies are going okay. I'm taking a quick break now. I'll go back to reading in a little bit.


33,824 posted on 07/13/2005 9:45:18 AM PDT by tuliptree76 (I'm sailing on the wide accountancy.)
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To: tuliptree76

I'm just waiting for the mailman to bring me something in a Plain Brown Wrapper...Hopefully it will be here today or tomorrow. I'd like for it to come today. Just because.

We actually have overcast skies here, today, so maybe the monsoons are actually on their way. They are about three weeks late. And the humidity is up to 23% and it smells like rain outside, so perhaps we will get some. Maybe.


33,825 posted on 07/13/2005 9:50:08 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.)
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To: airborne

And you were up late because????

Say...didn't you have another competition this week?

(Inquiring minds want to know.)
;o]


33,826 posted on 07/13/2005 9:52:15 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.)
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To: Monkey Face

It finally stopped raining for a while here. But it's still overcast and we will probably get more rain. But that's okay - we need it here.


33,827 posted on 07/13/2005 9:52:15 AM PDT by tuliptree76 (I'm sailing on the wide accountancy.)
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To: tuliptree76

AZ broke a three-year drought this winter, but if the monsoons don't start soon, it won't matter. The aquafers will still be low.

I can wait, but other folks look forward to it. Go figger...:o|


33,828 posted on 07/13/2005 9:56:07 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.)
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To: Monkey Face

I just checked the weather channel. Scattered thunderstorms here through next week.


33,829 posted on 07/13/2005 10:01:47 AM PDT by tuliptree76 (I'm sailing on the wide accountancy.)
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To: Monkey Face

Back to work. I'll be back later.


33,830 posted on 07/13/2005 10:19:12 AM PDT by tuliptree76 (I'm sailing on the wide accountancy.)
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To: tuliptree76

OK. I'll be here. I think.


33,831 posted on 07/13/2005 10:30:11 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.)
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To: HKMk23
Yeah, they have a number of avante-garde musical influences to draw from.

I think one of the main personalities that Pepper cited-when I questioned him on this subject for an ethnography I was doing on local musical genres within New York City-was John Cage, though I think they rely more upon recent innovators, both from Europe and Iceland, which I've heard has a very vibrant techno/trans/electronica music industry.

That might have something to do with the presence of United States military personnel for such an extended period of time on that island, but to be honest, I don't have enough insight into the Icelandic music industry to explain the phenomenon.

33,832 posted on 07/13/2005 11:00:47 AM PDT by Do not dub me shapka broham
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To: tuliptree76

Bill and Hillary are at the Yankees World Series Game 6, sitting in the first row, with the Secret Service people directly behind them. One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and whispers something to Bill.

At first, Clinton stares at the guy, looks at Hillary, looks back at the agent, shakes his head and says, -"No kidding!".

With that, Bill gets up, grabs Hillary by her collar and the seat of her pants, lifts her up, and tosses her right over the wall onto the field.

She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, -"Bill you @@@###$$$*** !!!"

The crowd goes absolutely wild. Fans are jumping up and down, cheering, hooting & hollering, and high-fiving.

Bill is bowing, smiling and waving to the crowd. He leans over to the agent and says, "How about that! I would have never believed how much everyone would enjoy that!"

Noticing the agent has gone totally pale, he asks what is wrong.

The agent replies, -"Sir, I said they want you to throw out the first pitch!"


33,833 posted on 07/13/2005 11:53:38 AM PDT by TASMANIANRED (Democrats haven't had a new idea since Karl Marx.)
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To: Monkey Face
And you were up late because????

Because the cat decided, at 12:30 AM, to have her kittens. Seven in all, 6 black tigers and 1 yellow/white mutant.

Say...didn't you have another competition this week?

No, not until August 3, when I head to Birmingham, Alabama for a 3 day shooting competition.

33,834 posted on 07/13/2005 12:10:15 PM PDT by airborne
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To: airborne

Awwww...new Viking Kitties! Kewl! Don't forget we all want photos! (If we were closer, I'd adopt one...)

Aug 3, huh? 'K. I have no way to stop my brain from doing those things to me which is why I'm either late or arrive on the wrong day...Except for my birth day...my mother said I came on exactly the day the doctor said I should...odd, that...

:o|


33,835 posted on 07/13/2005 12:14:42 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.)
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To: TASMANIANRED

Sick. Very sick.

(I loved it!)


33,836 posted on 07/13/2005 12:15:25 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.)
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To: Monkey Face

Dog Property Rules
1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
6. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours anyway.
7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.
8. If I saw it first, it's mine.
9. If you are playing with something and you put
it down, it automatically becomes mine.
10. If it is broken, it's yours.


33,837 posted on 07/13/2005 12:27:30 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (Democrats haven't had a new idea since Karl Marx.)
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To: Monkey Face

How have you been?


33,838 posted on 07/13/2005 1:12:37 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (Democrats haven't had a new idea since Karl Marx.)
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To: airborne

New kittens and no photo's.

Congratulations.


33,839 posted on 07/13/2005 1:13:58 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (Democrats haven't had a new idea since Karl Marx.)
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To: TASMANIANRED

Yep...That's Dog Property Rules, alright! LOL!

I've had the punies the last week or two, but I'm still here. Of course, with the site being wierd the last few days, it's harder to post, but I'm still here...ol' Die Hard. Thanks for asking, though! ;o]


33,840 posted on 07/13/2005 1:26:27 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.)
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