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To: Monkey Face

I just checked the weather channel. Scattered thunderstorms here through next week.


33,829 posted on 07/13/2005 10:01:47 AM PDT by tuliptree76 (I'm sailing on the wide accountancy.)
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To: Monkey Face

Back to work. I'll be back later.


33,830 posted on 07/13/2005 10:19:12 AM PDT by tuliptree76 (I'm sailing on the wide accountancy.)
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To: tuliptree76

Bill and Hillary are at the Yankees World Series Game 6, sitting in the first row, with the Secret Service people directly behind them. One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and whispers something to Bill.

At first, Clinton stares at the guy, looks at Hillary, looks back at the agent, shakes his head and says, -"No kidding!".

With that, Bill gets up, grabs Hillary by her collar and the seat of her pants, lifts her up, and tosses her right over the wall onto the field.

She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, -"Bill you @@@###$$$*** !!!"

The crowd goes absolutely wild. Fans are jumping up and down, cheering, hooting & hollering, and high-fiving.

Bill is bowing, smiling and waving to the crowd. He leans over to the agent and says, "How about that! I would have never believed how much everyone would enjoy that!"

Noticing the agent has gone totally pale, he asks what is wrong.

The agent replies, -"Sir, I said they want you to throw out the first pitch!"


33,833 posted on 07/13/2005 11:53:38 AM PDT by TASMANIANRED (Democrats haven't had a new idea since Karl Marx.)
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