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I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

Posted on 12/21/2004 12:25:42 PM PST by hk409

Edited on 12/21/2004 12:54:14 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

THIS SITE IS ZOT!

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To: SandyInSeattle

Oh. Motor-bikes...


33,481 posted on 07/10/2005 8:02:33 AM PDT by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || Iran Azadi || Kyoto: Split Atoms, not Wood)
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To: Tax-chick

Good Morning, TC!

Uggghhhh....make 'em do their OWN laundry!

LOL!


33,482 posted on 07/10/2005 8:02:45 AM PDT by tiamat ("If some guy named Marduk calls, tell him I'm not home!")
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To: tiamat

I'd rather they got in the shower, while I do the laundry. I'm sure they're going to smell awful. Funny, I always took a bath when I was camping, even if was just with a dishpan full of water. Of course, I also ironed when I was camping, so maybe I'm just weird.


33,483 posted on 07/10/2005 8:04:30 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("I am saying that the government's complicity is dishonest and disingenuous." ~NCSteve)
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To: Tax-chick

TC, I mean this in the nicest way:

Ironing ANYTIME is a LITTLE crazy!

I miss the country.

When Caitlin would come home filthy from 4-H, I could take her round back, strip her down and hose her, and her nasty barn-boots, off before letting her into the house.

No neighbors for a half-a mile, and lots of trees and corn, so privacy was GREAT!


I'm trying to get her trained to at least leave the boots on the porch before she comes in here.


33,484 posted on 07/10/2005 8:09:24 AM PDT by tiamat ("If some guy named Marduk calls, tell him I'm not home!")
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To: tiamat

Yes, ironing is weird, I admit. Especially with a steam flatiron at camp :-).

I wish we had a mud-room or *something* to help keep the crud out. If I had a dollar for every time I've heard, "I didn't know my shoes were muddy!" I could hire a full housecleaning staff!


33,485 posted on 07/10/2005 8:11:59 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("I am saying that the government's complicity is dishonest and disingenuous." ~NCSteve)
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To: Tax-chick

I commiserate, I really do.

This place is ENTIRELY carpeted, too, save for the kitchen. THAT was carpeted when we bought it (Who the heck has a carpeted kitchen? I'm MESSY when I cook!LOL!) I made Daddy install Pergo in there ASAP.

Even the BATHROOMS are carpeted.

Working on him for tiles or laminate because I just do not see how you can keep a bathroom floor clean with kids and animals and men running around in and out there....


33,486 posted on 07/10/2005 8:18:15 AM PDT by tiamat ("If some guy named Marduk calls, tell him I'm not home!")
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To: tiamat

We moved into a place with carpeted bathrooms once. The first thing we did was tear out the carpet to install vinyl. It worked fine in the downstairs bathroom, but when we got upstairs, we found that, since the carpet was never dry, the subflooring had rotted out, and the whole bathroom was about to fall into the kitchen! We had to get two new layers of subflooring, and then the vinyl. At least (we said, as the costs went up and up) it was OUR subflooring!

I can't think of anything stupider than putting carpeting near a bathtub/shower and toilet. Haven't these people ever seen boys use the pot?


33,487 posted on 07/10/2005 8:45:29 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("I am saying that the government's complicity is dishonest and disingenuous." ~NCSteve)
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To: Tax-chick

Ugggghhhh.

We bought our place from a little old widow lady with no grand-kids handy.

For HER, carpeting in the latrine was probably FINE.

(And if she was neater in the kitchen than me, carpeting in the kitchen may have worked, too.)

Oh well.

Got ceiling fans in most of the rooms, now.

that's a step up.


33,488 posted on 07/10/2005 8:50:05 AM PDT by tiamat ("If some guy named Marduk calls, tell him I'm not home!")
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To: tiamat; Tax-chick
"...how you can keep a bathroom floor clean with kids and animals and men running around ..."

Kids,
Animals,
Men...

Uh-hunh, I see how we stack up in your estimation.

33,489 posted on 07/10/2005 9:25:02 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (Mighty and enduring? They are but toys of the moment to be overturned by the flicking of a finger.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Males pose an obvious problem for the bathroom floors. My Bill cleans all our toilets and surrounding area with a good, strong disinfectant every morning!


33,490 posted on 07/10/2005 9:27:09 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("I am saying that the government's complicity is dishonest and disingenuous." ~NCSteve)
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To: NicknamedBob; Tax-chick

We love you ALL!

But we DO know what you are like!



33,491 posted on 07/10/2005 9:27:44 AM PDT by tiamat ("If some guy named Marduk calls, tell him I'm not home!")
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To: Tax-chick

And i'll bet Bill is more careful because he does the cleaning!


33,492 posted on 07/10/2005 9:28:33 AM PDT by tiamat ("If some guy named Marduk calls, tell him I'm not home!")
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To: Tax-chick

I'm pretty well trained.

Almost house-broken, you might say.


33,493 posted on 07/10/2005 9:28:48 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (Mighty and enduring? They are but toys of the moment to be overturned by the flicking of a finger.)
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To: Tax-chick

And i'll bet Bill is more careful because he does the cleaning!


33,494 posted on 07/10/2005 9:29:06 AM PDT by tiamat ("If some guy named Marduk calls, tell him I'm not home!")
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To: tiamat

This is really weird. I haven't been able to get on FreeRepublic all day. Now that I can, the time is all wrong. All the posts say 12:28 PM etc. Is my computer going crackers? Or is this the twilight zone?


33,495 posted on 07/10/2005 7:34:23 PM PDT by queenkathy ("Eat a live toad first thing in the morning. Nothing worse can happen to you for the rest of the day)
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To: sionnsar

Yikes, the bright light is blinding me.

Next time don't forget to use the rub on tanning cream.


33,496 posted on 07/10/2005 7:36:10 PM PDT by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: Tax-chick; tiamat

Looks like I got the last post ... in a manner of speaking.

Welcome back!


33,497 posted on 07/10/2005 7:48:42 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Mighty and enduring? They are but toys of the moment to be overturned by the flicking of a finger.)
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To: A CA Guy; sionnsar; tiamat; Tax-chick; Monkey Face; Stag; Asphalt
Next time have this posted in your favorites ... http://www.freedominion.ca/phpBB2/recent.php
33,498 posted on 07/10/2005 7:53:38 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Mighty and enduring? They are but toys of the moment to be overturned by the flicking of a finger.)
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To: sionnsar

Hi sionnsar. I had some trouble getting here today.


33,499 posted on 07/10/2005 8:00:04 PM PDT by tuliptree76 (I'm sailing on the wide accountancy.)
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To: NicknamedBob; A CA Guy

Howdy.


33,500 posted on 07/10/2005 8:02:15 PM PDT by tuliptree76 (I'm sailing on the wide accountancy.)
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