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Posted on 12/21/2004 12:25:42 PM PST by hk409
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To: SandyInSeattle
33,481
posted on
07/10/2005 8:02:33 AM PDT
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || Iran Azadi || Kyoto: Split Atoms, not Wood)
To: Tax-chick
Good Morning, TC!
Uggghhhh....make 'em do their OWN laundry!
LOL!
33,482
posted on
07/10/2005 8:02:45 AM PDT
by
tiamat
("If some guy named Marduk calls, tell him I'm not home!")
To: tiamat
I'd rather they got in the shower, while I do the laundry. I'm sure they're going to smell awful. Funny, I always took a bath when I was camping, even if was just with a dishpan full of water. Of course, I also ironed when I was camping, so maybe I'm just weird.
33,483
posted on
07/10/2005 8:04:30 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("I am saying that the government's complicity is dishonest and disingenuous." ~NCSteve)
To: Tax-chick
TC, I mean this in the nicest way:
Ironing ANYTIME is a LITTLE crazy!
I miss the country.
When Caitlin would come home filthy from 4-H, I could take her round back, strip her down and hose her, and her nasty barn-boots, off before letting her into the house.
No neighbors for a half-a mile, and lots of trees and corn, so privacy was GREAT!
I'm trying to get her trained to at least leave the boots on the porch before she comes in here.
33,484
posted on
07/10/2005 8:09:24 AM PDT
by
tiamat
("If some guy named Marduk calls, tell him I'm not home!")
To: tiamat
Yes, ironing is weird, I admit. Especially with a steam flatiron at camp :-).
I wish we had a mud-room or *something* to help keep the crud out. If I had a dollar for every time I've heard, "I didn't know my shoes were muddy!" I could hire a full housecleaning staff!
33,485
posted on
07/10/2005 8:11:59 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("I am saying that the government's complicity is dishonest and disingenuous." ~NCSteve)
To: Tax-chick
I commiserate, I really do.
This place is ENTIRELY carpeted, too, save for the kitchen. THAT was carpeted when we bought it (Who the heck has a carpeted kitchen? I'm MESSY when I cook!LOL!) I made Daddy install Pergo in there ASAP.
Even the BATHROOMS are carpeted.
Working on him for tiles or laminate because I just do not see how you can keep a bathroom floor clean with kids and animals and men running around in and out there....
33,486
posted on
07/10/2005 8:18:15 AM PDT
by
tiamat
("If some guy named Marduk calls, tell him I'm not home!")
To: tiamat
We moved into a place with carpeted bathrooms once. The first thing we did was tear out the carpet to install vinyl. It worked fine in the downstairs bathroom, but when we got upstairs, we found that, since the carpet was never dry, the subflooring had rotted out, and the whole bathroom was about to fall into the kitchen! We had to get two new layers of subflooring, and then the vinyl. At least (we said, as the costs went up and up) it was OUR subflooring!
I can't think of anything stupider than putting carpeting near a bathtub/shower and toilet. Haven't these people ever seen boys use the pot?
33,487
posted on
07/10/2005 8:45:29 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("I am saying that the government's complicity is dishonest and disingenuous." ~NCSteve)
To: Tax-chick
Ugggghhhh.
We bought our place from a little old widow lady with no grand-kids handy.
For HER, carpeting in the latrine was probably FINE.
(And if she was neater in the kitchen than me, carpeting in the kitchen may have worked, too.)
Oh well.
Got ceiling fans in most of the rooms, now.
that's a step up.
33,488
posted on
07/10/2005 8:50:05 AM PDT
by
tiamat
("If some guy named Marduk calls, tell him I'm not home!")
To: tiamat; Tax-chick
"...how you can keep a bathroom floor clean with kids and animals and men running around ..."Kids,
Animals,
Men...
Uh-hunh, I see how we stack up in your estimation.
33,489
posted on
07/10/2005 9:25:02 AM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Mighty and enduring? They are but toys of the moment to be overturned by the flicking of a finger.)
To: NicknamedBob
Males pose an obvious problem for the bathroom floors. My Bill cleans all our toilets and surrounding area with a good, strong disinfectant every morning!
33,490
posted on
07/10/2005 9:27:09 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("I am saying that the government's complicity is dishonest and disingenuous." ~NCSteve)
To: NicknamedBob; Tax-chick
We love you ALL!
But we DO know what you are like!
33,491
posted on
07/10/2005 9:27:44 AM PDT
by
tiamat
("If some guy named Marduk calls, tell him I'm not home!")
To: Tax-chick
And i'll bet Bill is more careful because he does the cleaning!
33,492
posted on
07/10/2005 9:28:33 AM PDT
by
tiamat
("If some guy named Marduk calls, tell him I'm not home!")
To: Tax-chick
I'm pretty well trained.
Almost house-broken, you might say.
33,493
posted on
07/10/2005 9:28:48 AM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Mighty and enduring? They are but toys of the moment to be overturned by the flicking of a finger.)
To: Tax-chick
And i'll bet Bill is more careful because he does the cleaning!
33,494
posted on
07/10/2005 9:29:06 AM PDT
by
tiamat
("If some guy named Marduk calls, tell him I'm not home!")
To: tiamat
This is really weird. I haven't been able to get on FreeRepublic all day. Now that I can, the time is all wrong. All the posts say 12:28 PM etc. Is my computer going crackers? Or is this the twilight zone?
33,495
posted on
07/10/2005 7:34:23 PM PDT
by
queenkathy
("Eat a live toad first thing in the morning. Nothing worse can happen to you for the rest of the day)
To: sionnsar
Yikes, the bright light is blinding me.
Next time don't forget to use the rub on tanning cream.
33,496
posted on
07/10/2005 7:36:10 PM PDT
by
A CA Guy
(God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
To: Tax-chick; tiamat
Looks like I got the last post ... in a manner of speaking.
Welcome back!
33,497
posted on
07/10/2005 7:48:42 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Mighty and enduring? They are but toys of the moment to be overturned by the flicking of a finger.)
To: A CA Guy; sionnsar; tiamat; Tax-chick; Monkey Face; Stag; Asphalt
33,498
posted on
07/10/2005 7:53:38 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Mighty and enduring? They are but toys of the moment to be overturned by the flicking of a finger.)
To: sionnsar
Hi sionnsar. I had some trouble getting here today.
33,499
posted on
07/10/2005 8:00:04 PM PDT
by
tuliptree76
(I'm sailing on the wide accountancy.)
To: NicknamedBob; A CA Guy
33,500
posted on
07/10/2005 8:02:15 PM PDT
by
tuliptree76
(I'm sailing on the wide accountancy.)
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