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I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

Posted on 12/21/2004 12:25:42 PM PST by hk409

Edited on 12/21/2004 12:54:14 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

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To: bad company

Oh yeah, I know.

I saw this huge mama cat do the strangest thing once. She went after a dog much bigger than her, cornered it, then went up on her rear paws and walked upright with her upper extremities above her head. She then started to use her paws like a slasher movie on this dog.

I stopped her, but the strange thing is this is the most loving cat with people, kids and the little dog.
Kids have accidentally abused the cat and accidentally hurt it a little and the claws never came out.

The cat was an adult when it showed up one day with a menu of what it preferred to be fed. She is an independent kitty and refuses to come in unless it drops to under 42 out at night.


2,781 posted on 01/04/2005 12:34:34 AM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: NicknamedBob

(Fred the tomcat); Hey dawg, see ya don't be messin with my dawg.


2,782 posted on 01/04/2005 12:35:55 AM PST by bad company (a conservative bases his politics on his morals,a lib bases his morals on his politics)
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To: bad company

ROTF...thats about it!


2,783 posted on 01/04/2005 12:37:48 AM PST by international american ((Pray for the millions of lives disrupted by tsunami.))
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To: international american
Local animal shelter is online. Black lab. I wonder if I'd be any good as a duck hunter.
2,784 posted on 01/04/2005 12:41:04 AM PST by bad company (a conservative bases his politics on his morals,a lib bases his morals on his politics)
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To: bad company

The other crazy thing is that this dog is:
#1 A major chick magnet. I walk him around any woman and he is a star.
#2 Knows where all the dogs live on the block and tries to pull me to the doors to visit his friends.
#3 Wants to go with me when I leave in the car, hoping I'm out for lunch and he can snag a little human food.
#4 He watches cartoons and the animal channel. Barks at the dogs.
#5 If allowed, would and could eat half his weight in chicken.


2,785 posted on 01/04/2005 12:41:34 AM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: bad company

It had to happen.

Another character in the Callahan bar is a talking dog.


Now if the guy with all the luck will start hanging around, I'll know I'm in the right place.

Good Night, Fellows, don't let anyone water the booze.


2,786 posted on 01/04/2005 12:41:45 AM PST by NicknamedBob (Plenty of time for looking at the downside when you're six feet under.)
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To: bad company

Dammit! Go for it! Labs are great companions.


2,787 posted on 01/04/2005 12:44:01 AM PST by international american ((Pray for the millions of lives disrupted by tsunami.))
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To: bad company

4th smartest dog in the world. I had a 105 pound golden lab. Kept trying to sit in my lap and liked to take my bed pillow on the floor for his own head.

Is a bird dog, loves water is mostly a calm animal after the first year.


2,788 posted on 01/04/2005 12:44:53 AM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Hard to do, when you pour your own;) G'night mate.


2,789 posted on 01/04/2005 12:44:56 AM PST by international american ((Pray for the millions of lives disrupted by tsunami.))
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To: A CA Guy; NicknamedBob; international american

Thanks Y'all. And I mean that from the bottom of my heart.


2,790 posted on 01/04/2005 12:45:05 AM PST by bad company (a conservative bases his politics on his morals,a lib bases his morals on his politics)
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To: bad company

You're welcome. Get yourself a puppy first thing tomorrow. They are going to be grabbed if you don't go down early.


2,791 posted on 01/04/2005 12:48:04 AM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: A CA Guy

"If allowed, would and could eat half his weight in chicken."

That is another story for another day;)


2,792 posted on 01/04/2005 12:48:16 AM PST by international american ((Pray for the millions of lives disrupted by tsunami.))
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To: international american

Last post??


2,793 posted on 01/04/2005 12:52:00 AM PST by international american ((Pray for the millions of lives disrupted by tsunami.))
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To: international american

Yep


2,794 posted on 01/04/2005 12:52:41 AM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: international american

Last post?

Nah

so are you lads up early or never did get to sleep?


2,795 posted on 01/04/2005 1:31:54 AM PST by tiamat (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: A CA Guy

That last was meant for you, as well.

Sometimes, my right hand craps out on me and I don't catch it in time.


2,796 posted on 01/04/2005 1:40:31 AM PST by tiamat (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: All
Hello? Anybody here? Or do I need to make the coffee?


2,797 posted on 01/04/2005 2:08:07 AM PST by tiamat (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: tiamat

This close to a century mark, and not a soul in sight!

I've got my coffee, now to ingest enough to get the eyelids open.

Morning, Tia!


2,798 posted on 01/04/2005 4:45:48 AM PST by NicknamedBob (Plenty of time for looking at the downside when you're six feet under.)
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To: NicknamedBob

I was watching the Auburn vs VA Tech game.


2,799 posted on 01/04/2005 4:54:21 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Pray for the millions of lives disrupted by tsunami.)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

Word up!


2,800 posted on 01/04/2005 4:57:42 AM PST by NicknamedBob (Plenty of time for looking at the downside when you're six feet under.)
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