The other crazy thing is that this dog is:
#1 A major chick magnet. I walk him around any woman and he is a star.
#2 Knows where all the dogs live on the block and tries to pull me to the doors to visit his friends.
#3 Wants to go with me when I leave in the car, hoping I'm out for lunch and he can snag a little human food.
#4 He watches cartoons and the animal channel. Barks at the dogs.
#5 If allowed, would and could eat half his weight in chicken.
"If allowed, would and could eat half his weight in chicken."
That is another story for another day;)