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I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

Posted on 12/21/2004 12:25:42 PM PST by hk409

Edited on 12/21/2004 12:54:14 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

THIS SITE IS ZOT!

GIMME A BRAKE ALREADY! YOU GUYS MUST BE THE BIGEST MORONS ON THE WORLD! THE BIGEST MORONS NEXT TO THAT SOFTWARE COMPANY I USED TO VISIT SIX YEARS AGO! OY YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! EACH TIME I TRYED TO POST SOMETHING NO MATTER HOW SMART! NO MATTER HOW CONSERVATIVE! EVEN IF I BEND OVER BACK AND DO BACK FLIPS AND THEN BEND OVER FOR THAT DUMB LIBERAL WE UNFORTUNATELY ELECTED! EVEN IF SPELL CHECKER ARE WORKING I STILL GET THEN KICKED OFF!! THEN ZOTTED!! WHY? IS IT JUST BECAUSE I WRITE SO BRILLIANT? BOB RUNS THINGS HERE!? OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. MAEYBE PEEPLE LIKE JJFATE AND NOAH HORSEFLY IS ASKING FOR IT BUT WHAT ABOUT ME!



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To: NicknamedBob

Zounds, you cur! I know what toujours means...ALWAYS!!
Now cut that out or I will burn you in e Fig Newton!


2,761 posted on 01/03/2005 11:54:54 PM PST by international american ((Pray for the millions of lives disrupted by tsunami.))
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To: bad company

SThey are certainly adopted furry children and we hate to see them go or suffer.

You know you made her a nice life and she brought you lots of joy.

She is better off not suffering now and she was happy to be with you.

I am sorry for your loss.


2,762 posted on 01/04/2005 12:01:47 AM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: bad company

Man, you just broke my heart! My Sheltie was with me through thick and thin for 14 years, and I had to put her to sleep. Hardest day of my life!! My sincerest condolences. We will see them in the next life.


2,763 posted on 01/04/2005 12:03:39 AM PST by international american ((Pray for the millions of lives disrupted by tsunami.))
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To: A CA Guy

Thankyou. The bride of the undead thread is the best memorial I have to give her.


2,764 posted on 01/04/2005 12:04:10 AM PST by bad company (a conservative bases his politics on his morals,a lib bases his morals on his politics)
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To: international american

That kinda reads like a palindrome.

Buncha words that make no sense, no matter how you look at it.


My dreams of solvency must await a kinder fate than I have dealt with before. But I am patient.

In the meantime, I'm having fun. Pass the figs, please.


2,765 posted on 01/04/2005 12:04:57 AM PST by NicknamedBob (Plenty of time for looking at the downside when you're six feet under.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Yessir!


2,766 posted on 01/04/2005 12:06:12 AM PST by international american ((Pray for the millions of lives disrupted by tsunami.))
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To: bad company

And now you turn and face the big, empty fireplace, lift your empty glass in final tribute and a permanent toast, and hurl the glass into fragments in the back of the chamber.

Callahan buys them by the gross.


2,767 posted on 01/04/2005 12:08:50 AM PST by NicknamedBob (Plenty of time for looking at the downside when you're six feet under.)
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To: international american

All night at work I was agonizing over the thought of putting Josephine to sleep. That beautiful little dog even saved me of that.

I know that was hard for you.


2,768 posted on 01/04/2005 12:09:43 AM PST by bad company (a conservative bases his politics on his morals,a lib bases his morals on his politics)
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To: bad company

I can't even describe it. It was in 1992, and just now, I am thinking of getting another. Life goes on, painful memories and all.


2,769 posted on 01/04/2005 12:14:16 AM PST by international american ((Pray for the millions of lives disrupted by tsunami.))
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To: bad company

I've had all good animals like that as well.

What can you do? They live such a short lives and are such unconditional bearers of love.

Right now I have a four pound runt of a dog with a 100 pound attitude and another 22 pound outdoor cat who thinks this dog is her son.
Makes for INTERESTING times.


2,770 posted on 01/04/2005 12:15:46 AM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: NicknamedBob

May thouest win the super lotto, and we shall open our own bookstore in the south of France....or Rockville;)


2,771 posted on 01/04/2005 12:16:06 AM PST by international american ((Pray for the millions of lives disrupted by tsunami.))
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To: A CA Guy

I'll bet!


2,772 posted on 01/04/2005 12:16:43 AM PST by international american ((Pray for the millions of lives disrupted by tsunami.))
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To: bad company
One more round, and then we'll wipe our eyes, and speak of other things...



Numbers


The world is what the world is,
You can’t make it perfect.
You can’t make it safe.
You can’t make it make sense.

If you live an average life,
Half the people that you come to know,
And love,

Will die,

Before you do.

This is a statistic. You can check it out.
It’s just numbers at work.
The cold equations.
Numbers at work.

Numbers.

Numb.

Nobody said that Life was fair.
One thing we know for sure.
Death is not fair.

It may be equal,
But it isn’t fair.

Young children shouldn’t die.
Healthy young adults shouldn’t die.

Old people, who have seen too much of sadness,
And have grown weary of the torment,
May welcome uninterrupted sleep.

But I’m getting tired of it.


NicknamedBob . . . . April 29, 2004

2,773 posted on 01/04/2005 12:16:46 AM PST by NicknamedBob (Plenty of time for looking at the downside when you're six feet under.)
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To: NicknamedBob

I like that. All true.


2,774 posted on 01/04/2005 12:19:24 AM PST by international american ((Pray for the millions of lives disrupted by tsunami.))
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To: international american

I often wonder if I'll leave as big a mark on people as my dogs do on me.

I'll definitly get another dog. I'm just a dog person.I'm not a person predisposed to lots of friends. I'd rather grab the dog and wander the woods than hang out with the guys. Right now there is a dog at the pound that will be put down if I don't take it. Next day or so I'll go down there and pick him out. Or he'll pick me out.


2,775 posted on 01/04/2005 12:23:42 AM PST by bad company (a conservative bases his politics on his morals,a lib bases his morals on his politics)
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To: bad company

Bravo!


2,776 posted on 01/04/2005 12:24:25 AM PST by NicknamedBob (Plenty of time for looking at the downside when you're six feet under.)
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To: bad company

Good for you.

It will do you both good.


2,777 posted on 01/04/2005 12:26:47 AM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: A CA Guy
Right now I have a four pound runt of a dog with a 100 pound attitude and another 22 pound outdoor cat who thinks this dog is her son.

When my dog festus was a puppy a neighbor hood dog got loose and began to pick on him, our tomcat came to his rescue before I could get there. That cat chased off a doberman.

2,778 posted on 01/04/2005 12:27:15 AM PST by bad company (a conservative bases his politics on his morals,a lib bases his morals on his politics)
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To: bad company
"...a neighbor hood dog..."

I love it! I can see it! Wearing gangsta colors, too, wasn't he?

I guess that neighbor will keep his "hood dog" home now!

2,779 posted on 01/04/2005 12:31:59 AM PST by NicknamedBob (Plenty of time for looking at the downside when you're six feet under.)
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To: bad company

Saving a dog's life is a great jesture, and it will make you feel better almost overnight. Go for it, and let us know how it works out.


2,780 posted on 01/04/2005 12:34:19 AM PST by international american ((Pray for the millions of lives disrupted by tsunami.))
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