Free Republic
Browse · Search
Smoky Backroom
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

Posted on 12/21/2004 12:25:42 PM PST by hk409

Edited on 12/21/2004 12:54:14 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

THIS SITE IS ZOT!

GIMME A BRAKE ALREADY! YOU GUYS MUST BE THE BIGEST MORONS ON THE WORLD! THE BIGEST MORONS NEXT TO THAT SOFTWARE COMPANY I USED TO VISIT SIX YEARS AGO! OY YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! EACH TIME I TRYED TO POST SOMETHING NO MATTER HOW SMART! NO MATTER HOW CONSERVATIVE! EVEN IF I BEND OVER BACK AND DO BACK FLIPS AND THEN BEND OVER FOR THAT DUMB LIBERAL WE UNFORTUNATELY ELECTED! EVEN IF SPELL CHECKER ARE WORKING I STILL GET THEN KICKED OFF!! THEN ZOTTED!! WHY? IS IT JUST BECAUSE I WRITE SO BRILLIANT? BOB RUNS THINGS HERE!? OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. MAEYBE PEEPLE LIKE JJFATE AND NOAH HORSEFLY IS ASKING FOR IT BUT WHAT ABOUT ME!



TOPICS: Breaking News; Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Editorial; Foreign Affairs; Free Republic
KEYWORDS: 0; 00; 0000000conspiracyguy; 0000000gotzot; 0000irishthatcherite; 000freedumb2003; 0acaguy; 0wn3d; 0wn4g3; 0wned; 15yardpenalty; 1dumbtroll; 36104; 65535; 65kposts; aaaaaaaaaaaaaacaguy; aaamaglevpingalo; abortazot; abstemious; absurd; acluphaggot; addmetoalllists; afraid; agenerationoftards; alcoholforoil; alltheprettykeywords; allyourbase; allyourzotrbelong2us; alurbabesrbelongtome; amiloggedon; annanicole; annoying; anotherkeyword; anotherundeadthread; apprehensive; areyouseries; arse; arthurmcgowan; asphalt; asphaltisverysmart; ass; assclown; asshatcrybaby; astronaut; asymptoticbozoncount; auchduzott; awkward; awwwwww; azzhat; babbling; baby; badaping; baffled; bahhumbug; bastardlyandmuttly; battered; bawling; beeber; beeberstuning; befuddled; bellsarepinging; bendoverandzot; benlurkin; bewildered; bhabg; bigrubberball; bitchingforcolumbine; biteme; bitemyleftzot; bitter; blingbling; blueoyster; bnpbooster; bobrunsthingshere; bobsyouruncle; boing; boneheaded; boneless; boring; braketard; breachbirthanoxia; breakingnews; breastfedbyjanetreno; brideofundeadthread; brilliant; bringyourpinger; brokaw; broken; brokendown; browbeaten; bugupyourbutt; buhbye; butnobodylikesspam; bwahahaha; calllingyoumrgrumpy; callmemrgrumpy; cassettememory; castrated; cheerless; cheese; cheesecake; chestersayshi; chickencordonbleu; chickenkiev; childleftbehind; chode; clumsy; commodore64; confused; conquered; conundrum; couric; coward; crabbywabby; crackheads; craven; crotchety; crybaby; crying; cryingontheinside; cythesinglegal; dangus; dastardlyandmuttly; deadcorpse; deadnewbieposting; deadtrollssociety; deathbyzot; debased; defective; defenseless; deficient; deflated; degenerate; dejected; delicate; delusional; democratcrybaby; demoralized; demsarestoopid; demtard; dependent; depraved; depressing; dermightyzot; destitute; disappointment; disgraced; disgraceful; dishonorable; dismal; dispirited; distressed; dizzy; dobongs; dominated; donotfearthezot; dontlaughimseries; dontmesswithmypingy; dontreadthiskeyword; doodoosniffer; doodootheclown; doormat; dopey; downcast; downtrodden; drainbamage; drdeanpatient; drunkandstupied; drunkentroll; duhuh; duidiot; dull; dumbassdunce; dumbassidiot; dumbassliberal; dumbasstroll; dumberthanhammers; dummietroll; dunce; duncezotted; dunderhead; dutroll; eaker; easilyupset; eatsrootsandleaves; edgy; eelctrotherapyneeded; ejected; elastic; embarrassment; epic; everythinghappens2me; exploited; failure; fainthearted; fascist; fearful; feeble; fellowshipoftheping; finbar; flailing; flimsy; fool; forestgrump; forwhomthebellthroll; foshizzle; fragile; frail; freepaholicsdream; freepinochet; frightened; frustrated; fueledbystupidity; funnawunnalouie; gabbagabbahey; gamemisconduct; generickeyword; gerbilherdsman; getalife; giacomo; gimmeabrake; girlymanalert; gloomy; goofball; gopingyourself; grapejelly; grinchwhostolexmas; grumpymonkey; gutless; hapless; harrrrummmph; hastalavistababy; hateamericafilth; hatingamerica; headupass; helpless; herekittykitty; hesfromncarolina; hesright; heyisaiddontreadthis; heymom; hezotshescores; hheeeerresjohnnie; hillaryisahottie; himom; homosexualadgenda; hopeless; hucktamunna; huh; hukedonnfoniks; humiliated; humor; hurtswheniping; hypersensitive; hysterical; iamajealousmod; iamwearingadiaper; ibrakeforzots; ice; ideservezot; idiotcantspell; idioticoptout; idontlikechildren; igotdazot; igotyerpingrighthere; illbayismyhero; ilovezot; imanangrylittlefella; immoral; impaired; impotantincarolina; impoverished; imsostupid; imtoosexytobepinged; inadequate; inbred; incapable; incompetent; inconsequential; indecisive; inebriated; ineedalife; ineffective; inept; injured; inoculated; inocuous; insignificant; instructive; intransitive; inundated; invertebrate; ipingedonmyshoes; ireland; isthisyourbrain; istillcantping; itburnswheniping; itsalongthread; itszottingtime; ittollsforthee; iwantu2playwith; iwashere; iwritebrilliant; jackass; jackwagon; jalepenoanalsalve; jamesthewonderbaby; jellopudding; jennings; jetjaguar; jingo; jizzmoglobin; jjfatepartdeux; johnkeatsisdead; johnsmallberries; justsaynotodrugs; juvenile; k1avg; kingoftortes; kingproutisajerk; koolaidforoil; kucinichmilitant; lacking; ladyjag; laughable; lazsezzot; lazzotsyou; leroyblows; libisamentaldisease; libtardsrus; lillylivered; lookatme; lordofthepings; loser; lowercase; lowercaselowercase; luv2rainonyourparade; maeybebaby; maeybepeeple; maglevpingaling; majorlongassthread; masterofpings; maxinewaters; maxx; meager; meatslapper; medicationtime4troll; medievalrhubarb; mediocre; megathread; meow; merrypingday; mess; milquetoast; minor; minute; miserable; molassesmiasma; monkeybaiter; monkeyface; monkeyface2; moodyblues; moonbatard; moonbatovermiami; moonbatsstolemybrain; moose; moosebitmesister; moosejuice; moron; mostkeywordsever; movetochat; movezig4greatjustice; mrmommy; mrpoopypants; muchadoaboutnothing; mudslides; mumbling; muscatel; mybeebergotstuned; mybeeberisstuned; mykeywordtoo; mymoomysaysimspecial; mynameisalgore; mypingaling; mypoopyhurts; myzotisbetter; myzotisbigger; myzotisfaster; myzotissooohot; myzotrocks; myzotrules; nambypamby; namethatzot; narf; needalife; needsanenema; needsmorekeywords; neenertard; negligible; nervous; nervousnelly; newbie; newundead; nicknameisdumbarse; nighttrain; notdead; obtuse; offyourmeds; ohhhzotsrock; ohthedrama; olivethereindeer; onemorekeyword; onepingalingy; ooooooooooookeywords; oopsicrappedmypants; oppressed; overpowered; oversensitive; overwhelmed; own4g3; ownage; owned; ownzored; owrkatetheweatherman; oxygenstarved; oyyoyyoyyoyyoyyoyyoy; ozone; ozoneactionthread; ozonealert; ozonereactionthread; paltry; panicky; pantiesinawad; paranoid; parindle; parindled; parindlehim; parindleme; pathetic; peedincornflakes; peeple; peepleisasking; penguinhumor; personalfoul; pessimistic; petite; petty; pingadingding; pingawhaambulance; pinglemyfancy; pingmeeverywhere; pingmetomorrow; pingmeubeast; pingpingpingpingping; pingpong; pings; pingsformoney; pingthatshouldnotbe; pingthis; pinhead; pleeezepleeezezotme; pmsmigrainsinc; poopoohead; poor; poorbaby; poorpoorpitifulme; powerless; prozac; psychoclown; puny; pusillanimous; putbacktheliquor; pwn3d; pwn4g3; pwnd; pwned; pwnt; pwnz0r3d; qtipkittylove; questionable; rain; rant; rateatroll; rather; reducereuserecycle; repressed; resurrected; retardedfool; returnofjjfate; ricepudding; rickoshayrabbit; ridethelightning; ridethezot; ridiculous; rkbarules; roads; rockrollandping; rodneykingwashere; rogets; romney; rudeness; sad; sadtruthaboutatroll; sanctimoniousness; sandwichshyofpicnic; savethedrama4urmama; scambaiting; scared; schizophrenic; scrawny; scurvy; selfrighteous; seventhsojourn; shameful; shortattentionspan; shy; sickly; simperingwimp; singforpings; sister; sleazy; slight; smacktard; small; sniveling; sobbing; somanytardssofewzots; somebodyneedsahug; sonoftheundeadthread; sorry; sortofdead; spam; spamspam; spamspamspam; spamspamspamspam; spamspamspamspamspam; spandexpantload; spastic; speechless; spellcheckerworking; spellczech; spineless; spiritless; spootheotherbluemeat; spoozemonkee; stillzotting; stingmypinger; stingyourpinger; stonedtroll; stopvanitykeywords; stune; stunedmybeeber; stuneme; stunememore; stunemybeeber; stunemybeeberbaby; subordinated; suckstobeme; sucktard; syphilliticdementia; takeyourmedication; takeyourmeds; tardextrordinare; tardzot; taxbrakesfortherich; taxchick; tbsshow; teambirkhead; technicalfoul; teresaisthatyou; terrischiavo; thatsgonnaleaveaping; theotherreindeer; thesaurus; thethreadthatwontdie; thingsthatgozot; thinkb4posting; thinskinned; thiskeywordsux; thistardiszotted; threadthatwontdie; threadwithoutendamen; thumbsuckingmaroon; thunderbird; timexsinclair; timid; timorous; tiny; tonguetied; topingornottoping; touchmypingy; tozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz; travel; trifling; trivial; trollingfordummies; trollishigh; trollisinneedofazot; trolloncrack; trollonpot; trollsoup; trollzot; trollzotted; trounced; trs80; tuliptree76; twit; typicalwhiteperson; uncontrolled; undeadthread2; undisciplined; unfortunate; unimportant; unimpressive; unprincipled; useadultdiapers; ut2; valueless; varmintkong; verylongkeywordspam; victimhood; victorkilo; vikingkitties; vulnerable; waaaaaaaaaa; waaaambulancechaser; wacktard; wackyposter; wackytroll; waffling; wanker; wanting; watchout4zombies; weak; weakkneed; weakwilled; wee; weeping; welcomeslip18; wellbutrin; whack; whackjob; whackman; whacktard; what; whatamaroon; whatatard; whereistomdaschle; whimperingsimp; whinecheese; whiners; whinetard; whiny; whitelightning; whopingedinmybed; wimp; worried; worthless; wreck; wretched; youaremrgrumpy; youknow; youngandstupid; youramoron; youreouttahere; yourpingaling; yousillypinger; yousillypwanger; yoyodyne; yoyyoyyoy; zawt; zeezoteezhot; zerowashere; zoloft; zot; zotadumbass; zotadummy; zotadunce; zotalotadingdong; zotanidiot; zotarts; zotatardforscience; zotathon; zotatroll; zotbait; zotcrazy; zotfest; zotforvictory; zotgasm; zothead; zotiseverywhere; zotisyourfriend; zotitswhatsfordinner; zotizeasy; zotjudgegreer; zotloft; zotlover; zotmalldaylong; zotmaryrobinson; zotme247; zotme247365; zotmeagainandagain; zotmealldaylong; zotmeallmonthlong; zotmeallnightlong; zotmeallweeklong; zotmeallyearlong; zotmeamadeus; zotmeatthepumps; zotmebaby; zotmeforever; zotmehard; zotmehardandlong; zotmeharder; zotmeimaloser; zotmeimanassclown; zotmeimanidiot; zotmeimdumb; zotmeimstupid; zotmeindanuts; zotmeintheass; zotmeinthebutt; zotmeintheevening; zotmeintheface; zotmeinthemorning; zotmeintonextweek; zotmeintothesky; zotmelong; zotmelongandhard; zotmeoverandover; zotmesolongipuke; zotmesolongithurts; zotmesomemore; zotmetilithurts; zotmetillimdead; zotmetillipuke; zotmetilliscream; zotmeuptheass; zotmezombie; zotmichaelshiavo; zotmobile; zotmyass; zotmybilderberg; zotmyislamicass; zotmysorryass; zotmyworld; zotnip; zotopedia; zotorama; zotpeterson; zotsalot; zotsarecool; zotsmcginty; zottalicious; zottarget; zotted; zotted247; zotted247365; zottedassclown; zottedbacktomecca; zottedbacktothedump; zotteddumbass; zotteddummy; zotteddunce; zottedidiot; zottedislamofascist; zottedleftist; zottedloser; zottedmoron; zotthestupidtroll; zotthisassclown; zotthisdutroll; zotthisidiot; zotthisloser; zotthistroll; zotthyself; zotty; zottytrained; zotusmaximus; zotwaseverywhere; zotwashere; zotwasthere; zotwhatithought; zotwhore; zotyourmamma; zotzilla; zotzotbaby; zuluoscartango; zzott; zzzhowmanykeywords; zzzmanykewords; zzzmanykeywords; zzzot; zzzotspiracy; zzzzzooooottttt; zzzzzzzot; zzzzzzzzzzscott0347; zzzzzzzzzzzzzottarts; zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzot
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20 ... 18,721-18,74018,741-18,76018,761-18,780 ... 36,221-36,239 next last
To: Darksheare

No wonder the bags melt...that's too much sandwich for a regular sandwich bag...you need a quart-size freezer bag!


18,741 posted on 04/03/2005 6:47:58 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Eradicate circumlocutory sesquipedalianisms.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 18738 | View Replies]

To: Darksheare

RB and provolone is excellent. Are you using crushed garlic spread?


18,742 posted on 04/03/2005 6:48:41 PM PDT by international american (Tagline now fireproof....purchased from "Conspiracy Guy Custom Taglines"LLC)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 18738 | View Replies]

To: Monkey Face

Granted.
At least it doesn't start levitating and uttering horrific curses and such.


18,743 posted on 04/03/2005 6:49:24 PM PDT by Darksheare (Burnt to the core but not broken.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 18741 | View Replies]

To: international american

Oh, IA...you silver-tongued rogue!




Not bad for a first time! ;o]


18,744 posted on 04/03/2005 6:50:06 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Eradicate circumlocutory sesquipedalianisms.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 18739 | View Replies]

To: international american

Depends on the mood.
Lately been using garlic powder.
Lasts longer, and I don't have ot go out for cloves all the time.
(And get odd looks as if asking "doesn't garlic hurt vampires?"..)


18,745 posted on 04/03/2005 6:50:32 PM PDT by Darksheare (Burnt to the core but not broken.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 18742 | View Replies]

To: Darksheare

Garlic is very good for keeping folks at a distance. And I only eat onions in self defense.


18,746 posted on 04/03/2005 6:51:28 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Eradicate circumlocutory sesquipedalianisms.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 18740 | View Replies]

To: Darksheare

I use garlic powder, too. I've used it for years. When I make garlic bread, I use butter, Italian herbs, and garlic powder. Yummy! When it comes out of the oven, it is excellent!


18,747 posted on 04/03/2005 6:53:51 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Eradicate circumlocutory sesquipedalianisms.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 18745 | View Replies]

To: Monkey Face

How have you bean??

I had a really busy, hectic week, and am about to drink some Rolling Rock.


18,748 posted on 04/03/2005 6:55:12 PM PDT by international american (Tagline now fireproof....purchased from "Conspiracy Guy Custom Taglines"LLC)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 18744 | View Replies]

To: international american; Darksheare; TASMANIANRED; All

Welp, this is where I leave for the night. I'll see y'all tomorrow. Take care of all of you, OK?

XO


18,749 posted on 04/03/2005 6:55:34 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Eradicate circumlocutory sesquipedalianisms.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 18742 | View Replies]

To: Darksheare

I bake fresh garlic in the oven at 325 for 30 minutes, then mash it. Tastes great in mashed potatoes also.


18,750 posted on 04/03/2005 6:57:19 PM PDT by international american (Tagline now fireproof....purchased from "Conspiracy Guy Custom Taglines"LLC)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 18745 | View Replies]

To: Monkey Face

G'night sweetie!


18,751 posted on 04/03/2005 6:57:51 PM PDT by international american (Tagline now fireproof....purchased from "Conspiracy Guy Custom Taglines"LLC)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 18749 | View Replies]

To: Darksheare

Garlic will make you live longer. An olive oil mayo is the stuff of life.

The Romans fed their babies olive oil and wheat flour.
The Romans conquered Europe, North Africa and the near east on a diet rich in olive oil and garlic.


18,752 posted on 04/03/2005 6:59:14 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (Shopping for a new tag line.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 18730 | View Replies]

To: international american

There seems to be a lot of that "hectic week" going around.

I hope this next one is better for you. I spent Friday with my brother and his wife and we went to an art "colony" south of here. I found an old individual Blue Willow-designed tea pot, complete with lid, but didn't have the money to get it. *sigh* My dishes are Blue Willow, and I love the pattern. Everything in my house is blue and white...except my red bedroom...


18,753 posted on 04/03/2005 6:59:35 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Eradicate circumlocutory sesquipedalianisms.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 18748 | View Replies]

To: Darksheare

You intimated that you couldn't cook. That sounds like a heck of a sandwich to me.


18,754 posted on 04/03/2005 7:00:21 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (Shopping for a new tag line.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 18738 | View Replies]

To: Monkey Face

Nite kiddo.


18,755 posted on 04/03/2005 7:01:17 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (Shopping for a new tag line.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 18749 | View Replies]

To: international american

Have you ever eaten baked onion? Oh, they are so sweet! With butter and a little salt. Three-fifty degrees for about an hour.


18,756 posted on 04/03/2005 7:01:29 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Eradicate circumlocutory sesquipedalianisms.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 18750 | View Replies]

To: TASMANIANRED; Darksheare; international american; All

OK. This is really it. I'm going to bed. Honest.


18,757 posted on 04/03/2005 7:02:55 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Eradicate circumlocutory sesquipedalianisms.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 18755 | View Replies]

To: Monkey Face

MMMm... onions diced and on a bacon mushroom and cheese burger..


18,758 posted on 04/03/2005 7:04:21 PM PDT by Darksheare (Burnt to the core but not broken.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 18746 | View Replies]

To: Monkey Face

Okers, I'm heading to bed as well.


18,759 posted on 04/03/2005 7:04:49 PM PDT by Darksheare (Burnt to the core but not broken.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 18749 | View Replies]

To: Darksheare
I tend to wander around at random.

It's a good idea to do that while fully clothed!

18,760 posted on 04/03/2005 7:05:53 PM PDT by Genesis defender
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 18732 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20 ... 18,721-18,74018,741-18,76018,761-18,780 ... 36,221-36,239 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
Smoky Backroom
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson