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I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

Posted on 12/21/2004 12:25:42 PM PST by hk409

Edited on 12/21/2004 12:54:14 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

THIS SITE IS ZOT!

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To: TASMANIANRED

I keep it for cooking, but I also have to have some for my ketchup-eating friends. My kids both love the stuff...where did I go wrong???


18,721 posted on 04/03/2005 5:11:54 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Eradicate circumlocutory sesquipedalianisms.)
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To: TASMANIANRED

I make enough typos here to last a lifetime...I don't catch them until I've posted, even though I try to be so careful!

LOL!


18,722 posted on 04/03/2005 5:17:25 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Eradicate circumlocutory sesquipedalianisms.)
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To: Monkey Face

I keep it but I don't use it.

You didn't go wrong with kids liking it. I think it's a genetic thing.


18,723 posted on 04/03/2005 5:17:50 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (Shopping for a new tag line.)
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To: TASMANIANRED

They got the propensity from their dad, then. I didn't even like it when I was a kid!


18,724 posted on 04/03/2005 5:24:14 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Eradicate circumlocutory sesquipedalianisms.)
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To: Monkey Face
He sounds a total scoundrel and ketchup lover to boot.

Despite my dislike of ketchup I love tomatoes. I could eat them by the bushel.
18,725 posted on 04/03/2005 5:37:36 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (Shopping for a new tag line.)
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To: TASMANIANRED

I love tomatoes, too. We had a garden when I was growing up, and we had the best tomatoes in town. My sister and I would take a salt shaker and go out under the tarp, lean up against a tomato stake, and eat tomatoes.

And I love tomato sandwiches! Tomato, salt, mayo and white bread. The only time I eat bread...


18,726 posted on 04/03/2005 5:45:27 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Eradicate circumlocutory sesquipedalianisms.)
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To: TASMANIANRED

And to this day, I cannot pick a tomato from a vine, as it will break me out up to my armpits. :o[


18,727 posted on 04/03/2005 5:47:21 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Eradicate circumlocutory sesquipedalianisms.)
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To: Monkey Face

Allergic to the fruit or just sensitive to the plants.

I itch like I have fleas when I pick either tomatoes or beans but I can eat them. I think it's the hairy things on the vines.


18,728 posted on 04/03/2005 6:13:52 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (Shopping for a new tag line.)
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To: Monkey Face

A tomato fresh off the vine and still hot from the sun is a slice of heaven.


18,729 posted on 04/03/2005 6:14:41 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (Shopping for a new tag line.)
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To: TASMANIANRED

Well, it tends to ooze out of the sandwich and attack.
I mix the mayo and the mustard in an 80/20 composition and then add the garlic.

Most people look at it and go "yuck!"


18,730 posted on 04/03/2005 6:17:57 PM PDT by Darksheare (Burnt to the core but not broken.)
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To: TASMANIANRED

Just sensitive to the plants.

"A tomato fresh off the vine and still hot from the sun is a slice of heaven." Yessim! You are definitely right about that!


18,731 posted on 04/03/2005 6:37:47 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Eradicate circumlocutory sesquipedalianisms.)
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To: Monkey Face

I tend to wander around at random.
*sigh*

Will have to head to bed soon.
:(


18,732 posted on 04/03/2005 6:37:49 PM PDT by Darksheare (Burnt to the core but not broken.)
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To: Darksheare

GARLIC?? What other ingreedamints are in it?


18,733 posted on 04/03/2005 6:38:07 PM PDT by international american (Tagline now fireproof....purchased from "Conspiracy Guy Custom Taglines"LLC)
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham

Coolbeans.


18,734 posted on 04/03/2005 6:40:03 PM PDT by Darksheare (Burnt to the core but not broken.)
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To: Darksheare

Sounds good to me! I use Dijon mustard for most stuff, but I gotta have the mayo. No "Miracle Whip" for ME! The only whip around here is the one on the cuckoo clock! And garlic makes most good things taste better.

Except for chocolate, of course...


18,735 posted on 04/03/2005 6:41:46 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Eradicate circumlocutory sesquipedalianisms.)
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To: international american

Hey, you!

I've missed you!

Come and sit by me and tell me how much you love me. ;o]


18,736 posted on 04/03/2005 6:42:54 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Eradicate circumlocutory sesquipedalianisms.)
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To: Darksheare

Yepper...it's getting to be bedtime for me, too.


18,737 posted on 04/03/2005 6:43:44 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Eradicate circumlocutory sesquipedalianisms.)
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To: international american

Roast beef, four to six slices depending upon thickness, and two slices of provolone cheese.

The Mayo and the mustard are mixed in an 80/20 composition, and the garlic is sprinkled over it.
Then it is smeared over the layers before the sandwich halves are slapped together.


18,738 posted on 04/03/2005 6:46:04 PM PDT by Darksheare (Burnt to the core but not broken.)
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To: Monkey Face

Ah, Face of Monkey!! How can a mere mortal express the deepness of my love for you? Words are merely tools of the wordsmith. But the love I have for you transcends mere mortal prattle.


How am I doin?


18,739 posted on 04/03/2005 6:46:43 PM PDT by international american (Tagline now fireproof....purchased from "Conspiracy Guy Custom Taglines"LLC)
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To: Monkey Face

I only use miracle whip for making salad dressing.
(Almost typed 'slaad'..)

Garlic and chocolate don't mix.
Also doesn't mix with my coffee or tea.


18,740 posted on 04/03/2005 6:47:52 PM PDT by Darksheare (Burnt to the core but not broken.)
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