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To: A CA Guy
Okay. I'm glad we got that straight. I think this is my last coherent post for 2004. Backspace can only do so much for you.
Goodnight, everyone. See you next year!
1,281
posted on
12/31/2004 7:57:55 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
(To turn the hearts of the fathers to the children, and the disobedient to the wisdom of the just.)
To: A CA Guy
At first I was afraid I was petrified
Kept thinkin' I could never live without you by my side;
But then I spent so many nights
Thinkin' how you did me wrong
And I grew strong
And so you're back from outer space
I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face
I should have changed that stupid lock
I should have made you leave your key
If I'd've known for just one second you'd back to bother me
Go on now, go walk out the door
Just turn around now
('cause) you're not welcome anymore
Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye
Did I crumble
Did you think I'd lay down and die?
Oh no, not.I. I will survive
Oh as long as I know how to love I know I'll stay alive;
I've got all my life to live,
I've got all my love to give and I'll survive,
I will survive. Hey hey.
It took all the strength I had not to fall apart
Kept trying' hard to mend the pieces of my broken heart,
And I spent oh so many nights
Just feeling sorry for myself. I used to cry
But now I hold my head up high
And you see me somebody new
I'm not that chained up little person still in love with you,
And so you feel like droppin' in
And just expect me to be free,
Now I'm savin' all my lovin' for someone who's lovin' me
Go on now.. etc.
1,282
posted on
12/31/2004 7:58:03 PM PST
by
Knitting A Conundrum
(Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
To: Knitting A Conundrum
1,283
posted on
12/31/2004 7:58:25 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
(To turn the hearts of the fathers to the children, and the disobedient to the wisdom of the just.)
To: Monkey Face
"...Actually, YC, I think you need to have another drink! Here's to ya! *Hoisting a cold one, and doing a chug-a-lug!*" GAH!!! I think I need another drink! It's T C! *glug-glug!*
1,284
posted on
12/31/2004 7:58:40 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
To: Monkey Face
Appyhay Ewnay Earyay! I'm knee deep in the Canadian Club, but
I must always have the option of "recharging my batteries" alone, in a manner to which I am accustomed. Period.
In that way lies happiness, Grasshopper. When you are happy with yourself then and only then can you find someone else who is the same.
"Neediness" is the destroyer of relationships!
1,285
posted on
12/31/2004 7:59:55 PM PST
by
OSHA
(The only thing better than ZOTTING trolls is WHINER whompin!)
To: Monkey Face; All
Going to bed -- night all
Happy New Year -- may it be a safe and pleasant night and a great New Year for all.
1,286
posted on
12/31/2004 7:59:58 PM PST
by
freedumb2003
(When does the Revolution start? I'm going for a bike ride for a while. Please fill me in later.)
To: Knitting A Conundrum
A salute to Michael Jackson, Robert Blake and Scott Peterson.
Breaking rocks in the hot sun
I fought the law and the law won
I fought the law and the law won
I needed money cause I had none
I fought the law and the law won
I fought the law and the law won
I miss my baby and I feel so bad
I guess my race is run
Well she's the best girl that I've ever had
I fought the law and the law won
I fought the law and the law won
Robbing people with a six gun
I fought the law and the law won
I fought the law and the law won
I miss my baby and the good fun
I fought the law and the law won
I fought the law and the law won
I miss my baby and I feel so bad
I guess my race is run
Well she's the best girl that I've ever had
I fought the law and the law won
I fought the law and the law won
1,287
posted on
12/31/2004 8:00:33 PM PST
by
A CA Guy
(God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
To: freedumb2003
good night, happy new year!
1,288
posted on
12/31/2004 8:00:40 PM PST
by
Knitting A Conundrum
(Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
To: sionnsar
I don't have a wife to cook me dinner, not to mention I've already eaten dinner, and we don't have a woodstove, and our fireplace isn't going, but I have a game of "Cranium" to play. It's a fun game, except it's even funner when you are winning, and I have yet to win again.
BTW, the Steelers have wrapped up the number one spot in the AFC, don't know why, but I have always liked the Steelers, no it's not because they are good this year, I liked them last year when they went 6-10, and it's not because Rush like them, I have liked them since before I knew he did, it's fun gloating now that they have Roethlisberger, and are 14-1. Have to go, see yall next year.
1,289
posted on
12/31/2004 8:00:55 PM PST
by
Asphalt
(Three can keep a secret if two are dead.)
To: freedumb2003
LIGHTWEIGHT!
1,290
posted on
12/31/2004 8:01:14 PM PST
by
OSHA
(The only thing better than ZOTTING trolls is WHINER whompin!)
To: Knitting A Conundrum
I beer one only had offlicer!!
To: Tax-chick
1,292
posted on
12/31/2004 8:01:23 PM PST
by
A CA Guy
(God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
To: Knitting A Conundrum
"dealcholized champagne"
Yah! It doesn't taste too bad for sparkling grape juice! I could get to like the stuff, if I ever have to live in Utah...
1,293
posted on
12/31/2004 8:01:40 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
To: A CA Guy
1,294
posted on
12/31/2004 8:01:50 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
(To turn the hearts of the fathers to the children, and the disobedient to the wisdom of the just.)
To: freedumb2003
G'Night. Hoppy Nerfyear...
1,295
posted on
12/31/2004 8:02:02 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)
To: freedumb2003
To: A CA Guy
hear somethin' sayin'
(hooh! aah!) (hooh! aah!)
(hooh! aah!) (hooh! aah!)
(Well, don't you know)
That's the sound of the men working on the chain ga-a-ang
That's the sound of the men working on the chain gang
All day long they're singin'
(hooh! aah!) (hooh! aah!)
(hooh! aah!) (hooh! aah!)
(Well, don't you know)
That's the sound of the men working on the chain ga-a-ang
That's the sound of the men working on the chain gang
All day long they work so hard
Till the sun is goin' down
Working on the highways and byways
And wearing, wearing a frown
You hear them moanin' their lives away
Then you hear somebody sa-ay
That's the sound of the men working on the chain ga-a-ang
That's the sound of the men working on the chain gang
Can't ya hear them singin'
Mm, I'm goin' home one of these days
I'm goin' home see my woman
Whom I love so dear
But meanwhile I got to work right he-ere
(Well, don't you know)
That's the sound of the men working on the chain ga-a-ang
That's the sound of the men working on the chain gang
All day long they're singin', mm
My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my work is so hard
Give me water, I'm thirsty
FADE
My work is so hard
1,297
posted on
12/31/2004 8:02:47 PM PST
by
Knitting A Conundrum
(Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
To: Dead Corpse
Ossifer.....can I call my wife on the phell sone, Ossifer.....
To: international american
I've had two beers. And half a bottle of cough syrup...
Oughta be interesting when I pop the cork on that bottle of champagne...
1,299
posted on
12/31/2004 8:03:20 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)
To: international american
And the police responded...
Hassidic psychos with a twist,
A crazed obbsession for performing Bris
All in black with long side-locks,
And wire strippers for your cocks.
Keep your trousers zippered up tight
Meshugana Moils out tonight
They've got a contract out on you head
They'll circumsive you in your bed
They'll strap you down and prune your putz
Don't wiggle or you'll loose your nuts.
Keep your trousers zippered up tight
Meshugana Moils out tonight
Rabbis with a scalpel to grind
Hold still while they peel your rind
If you dont let them Skin your pud
How can you get barmitzvaed?
Keep your trousers zippered up tight
Meshugana Moils out tonight
You goyim had best watch your backs
Soldiers of foreskin attack!
SOLDIERS OF FORESKIN!!!
SOLDIERS OF FORESKIN!!!
SOLDIERS OF FORESKIN!!!
Hassidic psychos with a twist,
A crazed obbsession for performing Bris
All in black with long side-locks,
And wire strippers for your cocks.
Keep your trousers zippered up tight
Meshugana Moils out tonight
You goyim had best watch your backs
Soldiers of foreskin attack!
1,300
posted on
12/31/2004 8:03:27 PM PST
by
A CA Guy
(God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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