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To: Knitting A Conundrum

I beer one only had offlicer!!

1,291 posted on 12/31/2004 8:01:20 PM PST by international american ((Pray for the millions of lives disrupted by tsunami.))

To: international american

I've had two beers. And half a bottle of cough syrup...

Oughta be interesting when I pop the cork on that bottle of champagne...

1,299 posted on 12/31/2004 8:03:20 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)

To: international american

And the police responded...

Hassidic psychos with a twist,
A crazed obbsession for performing Bris
All in black with long side-locks,
And wire strippers for your cocks.
Keep your trousers zippered up tight
Meshugana Moils out tonight
They've got a contract out on you head
They'll circumsive you in your bed
They'll strap you down and prune your putz
Don't wiggle or you'll loose your nuts.
Keep your trousers zippered up tight
Meshugana Moils out tonight
Rabbis with a scalpel to grind
Hold still while they peel your rind
If you dont let them Skin your pud
How can you get barmitzvaed?
Keep your trousers zippered up tight
Meshugana Moils out tonight
You goyim had best watch your backs
Soldiers of foreskin attack!
SOLDIERS OF FORESKIN!!!
SOLDIERS OF FORESKIN!!!
SOLDIERS OF FORESKIN!!!
Hassidic psychos with a twist,
A crazed obbsession for performing Bris
All in black with long side-locks,
And wire strippers for your cocks.
Keep your trousers zippered up tight
Meshugana Moils out tonight
You goyim had best watch your backs
Soldiers of foreskin attack!

1,300 posted on 12/31/2004 8:03:27 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)

To: international american

Happy New year, IA!

How are you and your family and friends? The death toll is growing so quickly...I hope all oyur loved ones are safe!

1,327 posted on 12/31/2004 8:12:37 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)

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