I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

[hk409]

THIS SITE IS ZOT!

GIMME A BRAKE ALREADY! YOU GUYS MUST BE THE BIGEST MORONS ON THE WORLD! THE BIGEST MORONS NEXT TO THAT SOFTWARE COMPANY I USED TO VISIT SIX YEARS AGO! OY YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! EACH TIME I TRYED TO POST SOMETHING NO MATTER HOW SMART! NO MATTER HOW CONSERVATIVE! EVEN IF I BEND OVER BACK AND DO BACK FLIPS AND THEN BEND OVER FOR THAT DUMB LIBERAL WE UNFORTUNATELY ELECTED! EVEN IF SPELL CHECKER ARE WORKING I STILL GET THEN KICKED OFF!! THEN ZOTTED!! WHY? IS IT JUST BECAUSE I WRITE SO BRILLIANT? BOB RUNS THINGS HERE!? OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. MAEYBE PEEPLE LIKE JJFATE AND NOAH HORSEFLY IS ASKING FOR IT BUT WHAT ABOUT ME!

[TASMANIANRED]

Missed the link. I want a guy that makes my blood pump, not someone that I have to hide my pumps from.

[Tax-chick]

That's Boy George, right?

[Knitting A Conundrum]

This sort of seemed perversely fitting today....
_________



I was dreamin' when I wrote this
Forgive me if it goes astray

But when I woke up this mornin'
Coulda sworn it was judgment day

The sky was all purple
There were people runnin' everywhere

Tryin' 2 run from the destruction
U know I didn't even care

'Cuz they say two thousand zero zero party over
Oops out of time
So tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999

I was dreamin' when I wrote this
So sue me if I go 2 fast

But life is just a party
And parties weren't meant 2 last

War is all around us
My mind says prepare 2 fight

So if I gotta die
I'm gonna listen 2 my body tonight

Yeah, they say two thousand zero zero party over
Oops out of time
So tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999
Yeah

Lemme tell ya somethin'
If U didn't come 2 party
Don't bother knockin' on my door
I got a lion in my pocket
And baby he's ready 2 roar

Yeah, everybody's got a bomb
We could all die any day
But before I'll let that happen
I'll dance my life away

They say two thousand zero zero party over
Oops out of time
We're runnin' outta time
So tonight we gonna, we gonna (Tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999)

Say it 1 more time
Two thousand zero zero party over
Oops out of time
No, no
So tonight we gonna, we gonna (Tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999)

Alright, it's 1999
You say it, 1999
1999
1999 don't stop, don't stop, say it 1 more time

Two thousand zero zero party over
Oops out of time
Yeah, Yeah
So tonight we gonna, we gonna (Tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999)

Yeah, 1999
Don'tcha wanna go
Don'tcha wanna go
We could all die any day
I don't wanna die
I'd rather dance

[A CA Guy]

Barry Manilow...

Cough cough, only THIS could have been worse.

So many nights I sit by my window
Waiting for someone to sing me his song
So many dreams I kept deep inside me
Alone in the dark but now
You've come along

You light up my life
You give me hope
To carry on
You light up my days
and fill my nights with song

Rollin' at sea, adrift on the water
Could it be finally I'm turning for home?
Finally, a chance to say hey,
I love You
Never again to be all alone

You light up my life
You give me hope
To carry on
You light up my days
and fill my nights with song

You light up my life
You give me hope
To carry on
You light up my days
and fill my nights with song

It can't be wrong
When it feels so right
'Cause You
You light up my life

[Tax-chick]

Oh, ma GAWD+++ ... couldn't we let this year pass without HER? words FAIL me!

[TASMANIANRED]

I read it Bob, may I say bleech

I prefer a man with hair, on his chest, his face, his legs and his arms on backs I prefer less hair but a little doesn't bother me. I enjoy the difference in genders.

[Knitting A Conundrum]

No, this is Boy George

Give me time

To release my crime

Let me love and steal
I have danced
Inside your eyes
How can love be real

Do you really want to hurt me
Do you really want to
Make me cry
Precious kisses
Words that burn me
Lovers never ask you why
In my heart
The fires burning
Choose my colour
Find a star
Precious people always tell me
That's a step
A step too far

*Do you really want to hurt me
Do you really want to
Make me cry
Do you really want to hurt me
Do you really want to
Make me cry

Words are few
I have spoken
I could waste a thousand years
Wrapped in sorrow
Words are token
Come inside/and catch my tears
You've been talking
But believe me

If it's true
You do not know
This boy loves without a reason
I'm prepared
To let you go

If it's love you want from me
Then take it away
Everything is not what you see
It's over again

[A CA Guy]

Or perhaps this is even MORE fitting...

That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, an aeroplane -
Lenny Bruce is not afraid. Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn -
world serves its own needs, don't misserve your own needs. Feed it up a knock,
speed, grunt no, strength no. Ladder structure clatter with fear of height,
down height. Wire in a fire, represent the seven games in a government for
hire and a combat site. Left her, wasn't coming in a hurry with the furies
breathing down your neck. Team by team reporters baffled, trump, tethered
crop. Look at that low plane! Fine then. Uh oh, overflow, population,
common group, but it'll do. Save yourself, serve yourself. World serves its
own needs, listen to your heart bleed. Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, bright
light, feeling pretty psyched.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

Six o'clock - TV hour. Don't get caught in foreign tower. Slash and burn,
return, listen to yourself churn. Lock him in uniform and book burning,
blood letting. Every motive escalate. Automotive incinerate. Light a candle,
light a motive. Step down, step down. Watch a heel crush, crush. Uh oh,
this means no fear - cavalier. Renegade and steer clear! A tournament,
a tournament, a tournament of lies. Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives
and I decline.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

The other night I tripped a nice continental drift divide. Mount St. Edelite.
Leonard Bernstein. Leonid Breshnev, Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs.
Birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, boom! You symbiotic, patriotic,
slam, but neck, right? Right.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine...fine...

(It's time I had some time alone)

[Delta 21]

...and this is the best Internet Clock you could ask for.

[TASMANIANRED]

Congrats, rolling this puppy over.

[Tax-chick]

EEEEEuyuwwww!

[A CA Guy]

I believe THIS was a Boy George lyric.

Little darling, it’s been a long cold lonely winter
Little darling, it feels like years since it’s been here
Here comes the sun, here comes the sun
And I say it’s all right

Little darling, the smiles returning to the faces
Little darling, it seems like years since it’s been here
Here comes the sun, here comes the sun
And I say it’s all right

Sun, sun, sun, here it comes...
Sun, sun, sun, here it comes...
Sun, sun, sun, here it comes...
Sun, sun, sun, here it comes...
Sun, sun, sun, here it comes...

Little darling, I feel that ice is slowly melting
Little darling, it seems like years since it’s been clear
Here comes the sun, here comes the sun,
And I say it’s all right
It’s all right

George Harrison

[sionnsar]

We bought the cameras for $20 each at Wal-mart, Nuff said.

Nothing wrong with that. We bought a couple such, one for $10 on close-out. I take them instead of my $700 (6-1/2 years ago, which means it's worth about $20 today -- 1/3 megapixel) Mavica to events that at least have potential to get, um, ugly. They're a lot smaller too.

[A CA Guy]

Thanks.

[Monkey Face]

"I'm a lone wolf type. Totally self sufficient and happy with myself. I never realized that until my first wife, who I thought I could not live without, left me.
I guess I have never had a "friend" in my whole life. Just acquaintances.

A prime example; I went hunting with my Dad in the Mts of Utah last fall. My whole trip was consumed with daydreams; Here is where I can Build a cabin; Here are the materials; I could get ice from this stream in the winter; How big must I dig back into the hillside to preserve the ice all summer; What items must I go to town for; etc. etc.

Don't get me wrong, I love and adore my wife but I also cherish my time alone and would function perfectly well without her. (BTW tomorrow is our (6th 7th or 8th I forget which ) anniversary

I inherited a bit of depression from my Mom. She called my attention to it, and I denied it at first. Upon further reflection I realized that she was right. I do suffer from mild depression.

The difference is that I am functional during the depression periods. When I am happy I am very happy. When I am melancholy I am very melancholy. But I revel in and relish both equally.

You, and whoever else reads this, now know more about me than anyone else on the earth!"



I understand completely! The mountains of Utah are absolutely gorgeous, but they are also deadly. I was fortunate to live in a small town at the foot of some of them, and spend my growing up years playing in the foothills, and exploring the higher reaches. Utah is an easy place to deceive yourself...the "survival" instinct is strong there, because of the Pioneer Heritage.

(Happy Anniversary tomorrow!)

As a military wife, I have spent most of my life alone, raising my kids by myself, so that now, the thought of being with someone for longer than a cup of coffee is rather distressing for me because I don't know if I can adjust...I must always have the option of "recharging my batteries" alone, in a manner to which I am accustomed. Period.

I take my depression as a matter of course, and know that it will end, sooner or later. But that it will always come back. And it is hereditary ~~ my son also suffers from it.

And I, for one, will never tell a soul what you have revealed!

Happy New Year, OSHA!

[Tax-chick]

Oh, nothing against those cameras, especially since Tom can shoot 100 pics to get one that's worth saving. But the quality is just not that great.

[A CA Guy]

Brazilian pagan Goddess of the Sea elsewhere.

[sionnsar]

You have to have books! They save your sanity when the power is out or your ISP is down!

Agreed. Except now I can plug the 70W inverter in the cigarette lighter in the car and run an extension cord inside for the laptop and the cellphone (modem).

Haven't done it yet, but it might snow tonight and when it snows here the power usually goes out.

[Tax-chick]

I think Brazilians have better taste than THAT!

[sionnsar]

I missed it too. *\:-(