I have tried to think of something appropriate to say upon the end of this endeavor at saving Western civilization through journalism. Western civilization remains unsaved. That is the first thought that comes to mind. What could I have been thinking anyway? A second thought is that in my failure I have had just a whole lot of fun. That was not the original mission. When you brandish a gleaming sword over typewriter keys -- I do not know whether that image works or not, and, frankly, I don't care at this stage -- you are mentally fixed on higher...