Back when I was a kid, I joined the Navy. Testing indicated I was relatively bright for a volunteer, so they sent me off to Nuke school. It seemed that I was gonna be able to put together all that Trigonometry, Calculus, Chemistry, Physics and other crap I learned in High School to some kind of good use. First step was BEEP school. Basic Electricity and Electronics. After that there was Specialty schools. I wanted Electronic Technician or Communications, but they wanted Electricians more than that, so I got Electricians Mate school instead of my first two choices. Then came...