Parade to help American taxpayer get used to burden of change.Reginald Cooper, of Martinsburg, has had one dream, besides driving drunk in Busch series auto racing event: to march in President Barrack Obama's inaugural parade. There's only one thing that's stopping him from achieving both dreams. Cooper has a degenerative condition that has been passed down through three generations of hadly-working men: He is agressively slothful and highly manipulative.OK. Two things are keeping him back."It hurts because Obama represents the best hope for people like me in years," said Cooper. "I just wanted to be there, but not be cold,...