Posted on 01/19/2009 4:19:56 AM PST by SvenWaring
Parade to help American taxpayer get used to burden of change.
Reginald Cooper, of Martinsburg, has had one dream, besides driving drunk in Busch series auto racing event: to march in President Barrack Obama's inaugural parade. There's only one thing that's stopping him from achieving both dreams. Cooper has a degenerative condition that has been passed down through three generations of hadly-working men: He is agressively slothful and highly manipulative.
OK. Two things are keeping him back.
"It hurts because Obama represents the best hope for people like me in years," said Cooper. "I just wanted to be there, but not be cold, or tired, or too far away from the keg of beer and the hose I have surgically inserted to my lower lip."
Cooper and other non-deserving aid recipients want taxpayers to walk in the inaugural parade for them.
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LOL!
Please help me, I’m a drunk lazy person who needs the governments help. Increase my welfare support so that I can have what those guys over there working for a living have.
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