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  • VIDEO: Muppet Keir Starmer Makes It Illegal to Call Him a Muppet

    09/09/2025 9:11:51 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 15 replies
    Rumble ^ | September 9, 2025 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEODon't call Keir Starmer a Muppet when visiting Britain. Why? Because he looks like a Muppet and is very upset if anybody calls him a Muppet. In fact, it is now illegal to call anybody a Muppet in Britain. We laughed and thought it was ridiculous when China arrested people for calling their President, Xi Jinping, Winnie the Pooh yet now calling someone in Britain a Muppet is an offense for which you can be arrested.
  • Lefties Losing It: CNN's Brian Stelter complains about ‘racism’ after murder of Ukrainian woman

    09/09/2025 4:43:38 AM PDT · by TigerClaws · 27 replies
    Sky News host Rita Panahi has blasted CNN’s Brian Stelter for complaining about “racism” following the murder of Iryna Zarutska.
  • Democrats Condemn Stabbing Victims For Inflating Crime Numbers

    09/08/2025 11:51:36 AM PDT · by DFG · 6 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | 09/08/2025 | Babylon Bee
    CHARLOTTE, NC — Democratic lawmakers responded to the fatal stabbing of a Ukrainian refugee aboard the Charlotte light rail by condemning all stabbing victims for inflating crime numbers. Furthermore, Democrats are calling on stabbing victims to stop dying, arguing that their deaths make soft on crime policies look soft on crime. "If you're going to be stabbed to death, at least make it look like an accident," Charlotte Mayor Vi Lyles urged her citizens. "Stabbing arrests unfairly affect minority communities, so we really need to take it easy on causing a fuss when we get stabbed." "It's what Dr. King...
  • Navy Airdrops Public Defender Onto Drug Boat To Give Cartel Members Due Process

    09/08/2025 11:48:55 AM PDT · by DFG · 17 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | 09/08/2025 | Babylon Bee
    GULF OF MEXICO — In a compromise intended to silence critics of the Trump Administration's aggressive stance against drug traffickers, the U.S. Navy airdropped a public defender onto a drug boat to give cartel members due process. After a previous strike on a boat of Venezuelan drug runners ignited a furious debate over the legality of such an action without a fair trial, orders were given for the Navy to go the extra mile and allow a defense attorney to parachute onto a suspected cartel vessel to provide legal representation. "We've heard the outrage and we're taking steps to do...
  • VIDEO: Most Chicagoans SUPPORT National Guard Troops in Their City

    09/08/2025 9:17:11 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 15 replies
    Rumble ^ | September 8, 2025 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOWhat is missing in most reports about President Trump possibly sending National Guard Troops into Chicago is what residents in that city think about this. Here are a few observations from Chicagoans themselves on this situation.
  • De Blasio Endorses Mamdani [semi-satire]

    09/08/2025 7:09:47 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 4 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 7 September 2025 | John Semmens
    Former New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio urged voters to elect Zohran Mamdani to be the City's next mayor, saying "he is the best person to resume the work that I did to try to make NYC the great place it can be. He has the right ideas. The rent freezes, free child care, free city buses, and city-owned grocery stores are the bold moves needed to recover from the dismal years under the incompetent governance of Mayor Eric Adams." "Mamdani's proposal to seize the means of production evokes the brilliance of how Lenin dispossessed the old ruling class...
  • VIDEO: Hopium Ghouls Intensify their Sick Fantasy to Full Mental Jacket Level

    09/06/2025 2:30:05 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 7 replies
    Rumble ^ | September 6, 2025 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOMeet the deranged faces of the new Democrat party. They are utterly bereft of anything resembling policy ideas. All they have is red hot TDS hate to the extent that they have become sick Hopium Ghouls fantasizing openly about the termination of President Trump. Their deranged facial expressions reflect the sickness of their souls as they are so far gone that they have graduated from their "When It Happens" fantasy of a few months ago to "Has It Happened?" desperation Hopium.Has it happened? Has it Happened that they have been committed to insane asylums?
  • Shocking: Philly Sports Fan Acts Like Philly Sports Fan

    09/06/2025 1:14:50 PM PDT · by DFG · 25 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | 09/06/2025 | Babylon Bee
    PHILADELPHIA, PA — The nation is in shock today after a widely-circulated video showing a Philly sports fan acting like a Philly sports fan. The video shows a woman dressed in Phillies gear demanding a kid turn over the home run ball that his dad had just scored him on his birthday, which is the sort of horrific behavior expected of all Philly sports fans. "Stealing a kid's home run ball on his birthday, that's pretty standard," said Philly sports fan Mark Madison. "I don't really understand why everyone is acting so surprised and appalled. This is Philly we're talking...
  • Florida to Ban Mandated Vaccinations [semi-satire]

    09/06/2025 1:04:33 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 2 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 7 September 2025 | John Semmens
    Florida Surgeon General Joseph Ladapo announced that he will work with Gov. DeSantis (R) and the state legislature to repeal all laws mandating vaccinations. "The state should not be forcing anyone to get vaccinated," he said. "Look, if vaccinations work they will protect the person being vaccinated from both getting the disease and transmitting it to others. Doctors will remain free to recommend vaccination. Individuals will remain free to choose vaccinations for themselves and their children. We just don't need or want government to force anyone to get vaccinated." Dr. Susan Kressly, the president of the American Academy of Pediatrics,...
  • Dem Assails Idea of Natural Rights [semi-satire]

    09/05/2025 11:58:53 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 9 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 7 September 2025 | John Semmens
    This week, Sen. Tim Kaine (D-Va) took issue with the American Declaration of Independence's assertion "that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness." "I find the notion that human rights are granted by God to be extremely troubling," Kaine said at a Senate hearing. "The belief that some invisible God could be the source of a person's rights is what the Iranian government believes. The sparseness of the grant of only life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness is miserly...
  • VIDEO: Senator Lujan Devastates RFK by Denying Him a Starfish Pin

    09/05/2025 8:09:40 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 25 replies
    Rumble ^ | September 5, 2025 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOHow many of us are desperate to be worthy of earning a Starfish pin? As we all know it is the highest honor, above that of even the Presidential Medal of Freedom, that can be bestowed upon a civilian. So when Senator Ben Ray Lujan (D)umb New Mexico refused to give his Starfish pin to Robert F. Kennedy Jr. during the recent Senate Hearing it completely devastated him as you can see by the look of total grief on RFK's face in reaction to the sad news.
  • VIDEO: Meet the Talentless Shmuck Who Wants to Take Nadler Seat in Congress

    09/04/2025 10:30:04 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 16 replies
    Rumble ^ | September 4, 2025 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOCongressman Jerome Nadler is finally retiring. Something he should have done many many years ago. However, despite his shameful ultraliberal record of woe, at least we can credit him with at least one redeeming act on his way out the door. He CORRECTLY labeled the Shmuck known as Jack Kennedy Schlossberg as a talentless loser. It doesn't completely redeem Nadler but we should thank him for publicly stating that more than obvious truth.
  • Star Trek - The 70's Disco Generation

    09/04/2025 10:28:58 AM PDT · by Macho MAGA Man · 21 replies
    Saga Lore AI ^ | September 3, 2025 | Saga Lore AI
    This video is an AI-generated parody. No real people or minors are shown or referenced. All characters are fictional. This is not intended for children
  • VIDEO: Deranged Liberal Hopium Ghoul Desperately Anticipating "When It Happens"

    09/03/2025 9:35:42 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 28 replies
    Rumble ^ | September 3, 2025 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOI call them Hopium Ghouls. The liberals who hope that something "happens" to President Trump that makes him incapable of remaining in office. At TikTok there is a whole cult of "When It Happens" whose sick lives revolves around you-know-what. Here is one of the many Hopium Ghouls who by her own words reveals just how deranged she is while hoping beyond hope that the President being briefly away from the cameras during Labor Day weekend would mean something ominous. Oh, and this leftist cult is not limited to just random online nutcases. As you can see from the Bonus...
  • Report: Chicago Shootings Down As The Official Guy Who Keeps Track Of All The Shootings Got Shot

    09/02/2025 11:19:59 AM PDT · by DFG · 8 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | 09/02/2025 | Babylon Bee
    CHICAGO, IL — City officials were relieved to get some unexpectedly positive news following the holiday weekend, as Chicago shootings were reportedly down, as the guy who keeps track of all the shootings got shot. The numbers came as a pleasant surprise after what was feared to be a record-breaking Labor Day weekend in the Windy City, with the shooting of the guy who is responsible for tabulating all the shootings providing much-needed relief from the onslaught of violent statistics. "After that guy caught a bullet, our shooting numbers suddenly got a lot better," said Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson. "We...
  • VIDEO: Outraged Liberal Woman Meets Terrance and Phillip

    09/02/2025 7:03:59 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 19 replies
    Rumble ^ | September 2, 2025 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOIs it possible that this outraged liberal woman was in the Terrance and Phillip Show but just didn't realize it?
  • On the Record: Trump and Leavitt Have Two Choice Words to Describe Margaret Brennan of CBS News

    09/01/2025 10:15:06 PM PDT · by Enterprise · 39 replies
    https://twitchy.com ^ | September 01, 2025 | Warren Squire
    Karoline Leavitt and President Trump have issued a statement about CBS’ Margaret Brennan, per Daily CallerLEAVITT: “She’s stupid. You can put that on the record.”TRUMP: “She’s nasty.”LEAVITT: “Yes.”
  • VIDEO: My Portugal Trip: Fatima

    09/01/2025 1:15:32 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 3 replies
    Rumble ^ | September 1, 2025 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOFatima was much different than I had imagined it would be. Most likely it is because my impressions of it were formed by the film, "The Miracle of Our Lady of Fatima" starring Gilbert Roland. Therefore I expected a very small village. Well, there was a small village about 2 kilometers away from the Sanctuary of Fatima which you can see in this video. We also visited that as well.Anyway, later that day we left Fatima and took the bus to Porto without giving much further thought to Fatima UNTIL a few days later when something amazing happened. In fact,...
  • Millions Urge Leniency for Singh [semi-satire]

    09/01/2025 9:45:01 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 6 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 31 August 2025 | John Semmens
    Harjinder Singh, the illegal immigrant truck driver who made a left turn across a lane of traffic on the Florida Turnpike in order to use "an official vehicles only" cut through to traffic running in the opposite direction and caused a crash that killed a family of three, was the beneficiary of a petition signed by more than 2.5 million urging Florida officials to show leniency toward him. One of the signers cited the case of Jaskirat Singh Sidhu, an Indian immigrant truck driver who sped through a stop sign at nearly 60 mph and slammed into a bus killing...
  • VIDEO: PAID DNC Shill Goes Full Hopium on Trump "Disappearance"

    08/31/2025 12:46:41 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 9 replies
    Rumble ^ | August 31, 2025 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOThe DNC should demand a refund back from its PAID shill, Harry J Sisson. Why? Because not only is he making himself a FOOL yet again with his absurd conspiracy theories because of President Trump's "disappearance" for a few days (Hey, it's called Labor Day Weekend) but he is not eveh the least bit original. You can seen scores of similar videos of TDS TikTokkers going full Hopium that their sick "When It Happens" fantasy has finally happened because, SHOCKER, Trump announced he would be out of the public view for Labor Day Weekend. The funny thing is that when...