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  • Student Loan Bailout Will Enable Foreign Travel [semi-satire]

    04/17/2024 5:17:09 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 4 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 14 April 2024 | John Semmens
    Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) went on the Late Show where she and host discussed a little known potential benefit of shifting the burden of paying off college debt from the students who borrowed the money to taxpayers. "One of my greatest regrets after I got out of college is that I had to go to work to pay off my student loans," the Congresswoman lamented. "This seemed so unfair when many of my rich classmates had the money to go abroad to experience the world and all its wonders. If my loans had been forgiven I could've used the payments...
  • VIDEO: NPR CEO Channels O'Brien's Fingers from Room 101

    04/17/2024 9:30:53 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 9 replies
    Rumble ^ | April 17, 2024 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOKatherine Maher, the CEO of National Public Radio, revealed her inner O'Brien when discussing how there is no single objective truth. Her 1984 type blather comes directly from the Neiman Lab at Harvard whose guiding philosophy is something called "Solidarity Journalism" which has become the prevailing philosophy of liberal "journalists." Here are direct quotes about Solidarity Journalism taken directly from the Nieman Lab webisite (link at bottom):"Solidarity eclipses objectivity as journalism’s dominant ideal."“Objectivity as an aspirational ideal ends up encouraging journalists to avoid addressing what matters.”"Aiming for objectivity as a way to resolve uncertainty, though, leads journalism far astray from...
  • Hogg Bested in Debate [semi-satire]

    04/16/2024 10:41:07 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 3 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 14 April 2024 | John Semmens
    Already under fire for misspending most of the money donated to the March for Our Lives PAC he co-founded, gun control activist David Hogg was unable to make a coherent response to Lily Tang Williams' criticisms of his gun-control efforts. Ms. Williams immigrated from China, became a US citizen and is now running for Congress in New Hampshire. "You say no one should have the right to own a gun," Ms Williams said. "Well, in China, no private citizen is allowed to have guns. No one has an effective self-defense against government tyranny. The communist government murdered millions of its...
  • VIDEO: Hugh Jackman Worships His Bill Gates God

    04/16/2024 8:08:14 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 19 replies
    Rumble ^ | April 16, 2024 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOHas actor Hugh Jackman fallen on hard financial times or does he genuinely worship Bill Gates as someone who knows what is best for everybody else? The latter scenario is actually scarier than the first.
  • Trump's Position on Abortion Slammed [semi-satire]

    04/15/2024 11:11:23 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 2 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 14 April 2024 | John Semmens
    This week former President Donald Trump announced that "my position on abortion is that we should follow the Supreme Court's ruling that the Tenth Amendment to the US Constitution leaves the power to determine whether abortions are legal up to the states. Given the strongly held differences on this issue, it is obvious that there is no consensus among voters. Under these circumstances, the best resolution is to use the 'laboratory of democracy' created by our federal system to try out different approaches in different states." The New York Times complained that "Trump chose politics over principles. Every enlightened thinker...
  • VIDEO: Alvin Bragg Ran for Manhattan DA on Racist "Get Trump" Platform

    04/15/2024 7:31:20 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 9 replies
    Rumble ^ | April 15, 2024 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOImagine if a white candidate for district attorney proclaimed he was running for that office in order to go after rich old black people, specifically Barack Obama, who "evaded accountability." Even in heavily white rural areas such a candidate would become an immediate pariah with no hope of being elected as D.A.. However, that is exactly what Alvin Bragg did (with the races reversed) in January 2021 while running for Manhattan D.A. when he described Donald Trump as a "rich old white man" who evaded accountability. There is absolutely no doubt that Bragg was elected as District Attorney specifically because...
  • Mayorkas Defends Biden Border Policy semi-satire]

    04/14/2024 4:37:34 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 2 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 14 April 2024 | John Semmens
    With a potential impeachment trial in the US Senate looming, Department of Homeland Security (DHS) Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas sparred with Senators in a budget hearing over his alleged mishandling of border security. Sen. John Kennedy (R-La) pointed out that "a recent Rasmussen survey shows that 57% of likely voters and 68% of Hispanics believe President Biden is importing migrants to the US to create a permanent Democrat majority. Are they wrong?" The Secretary scoffed, saying "the notion that we intend to allow illegal immigration is nothing short of preposterous. We are simply overwhelmed by the massive numbers of migrants seeking...
  • Trump Called "Crazy and Reckless" [semi-satire]

    04/14/2024 11:11:24 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 4 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 14 April 2024 | John Semmens
    Former President Trump's opposition to the extension of an unrevised Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act (FISA) was labeled as "crazy and reckless" by former Attorney General Bill Barr. "FISA is an essential tool for our intelligence community to have access to the communications of our potential enemies so they can keep all of us safe." Trump pointed to "the abuse of FISA to spy on me and others who the deep state and the Biden Administration have designated as so-called 'enemies of democracy' needs to stop. Listen, labeling one's political opponents as enemies is the real threat to democracy. It's not...
  • VIDEO: Iran Attack On Israel: STOLEN Elections Have Consequences

    04/14/2024 9:15:58 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 10 replies
    Rumble ^ | April 14, 2024 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEODoes anybody out there in their right mind honestly believe that Iran would have launched a drone and missile attack upon Israel if the 2020 election had not been stolen and if Trump were still in the White House? Instead we now have the feckless Biden regime which permitted Iran to spend billions on weapons. Under Trump they wouldn't have had access to funds to buy or build those weapons plus they would have feared the consequences from Trump if they had launched the weapons.
  • "Death to America" Called "Legitimate Viewpoint" [semi-satire]

    04/13/2024 12:38:36 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 2 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 14 April 2024 | John Semmens
    At an anti-Israel demonstration in Dearborn, Michigan, Tarek Bazzi led the crowd in chants of "death to America." When Fox reporter Hillary Vaughn asked Rep. Rashida Tlaib (D-Mich) about this the Congresswoman called the chant "a legitimate viewpoint. If my constituents feel this way it is my duty to honestly represent their views in Congress." "The whole world knows that Israel is the instigator of most of the world's problems," she added. "The October 7 attack was a justified response to these instigations. Israel has been illegally occupying Palestinian lands since 1948. Any actions taken to try to persuade the...
  • VIDEO: Alvin Bragg's Star Witness Goes Full Mental Jacket

    04/13/2024 11:20:40 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 24 replies
    Rumble ^ | April 13, 2024 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOWe all know that Michael Cohen is a liar. However, his TDS has gotten so extreme that he has gone JUST PLAIN NUTS as you can see here. The Biden White House are so desperate to GET TRUMP that they went to the laughable extreme of directing their chubby puppet Alvin Bragg to make Cohen their STAR WITNESS in their laughable case against Trump. It reminds me of the J6 Committee with all the evidence they supposedly had and their STAR WITNESS turned out to be Cassidy Hutchinson that not only provided only third hand hearsay "evidence" but later had...
  • Mourning the Passing of OJ Simpson [semi-satire]

    04/13/2024 2:57:53 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 6 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 14 April 2024 | John Semmens
    This week, former football star, accused murderer, and convicted armed robber OJ Simpson died of cancer. White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre expressed condolences saying "our thoughts are with his family during this difficult time. In many ways, he led a tragic life. On the one hand, there were the glories of his achievements on the football field and in the movies he starred in. On the other, there was the tragic murder of his wife Nicole. He was left as a single father of his two young children after a jury found him not guilty of murdering their mother."...
  • VIDEO: OJ Simpson Phone Prank is Main Reason Why We Remember Peter Jennings

    04/12/2024 6:33:00 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 21 replies
    Rumble ^ | April 12, 2024 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOImagine spending over forty years of your life in the news business, including anchoring ABC World News Tonight for twenty years, yet the thing you are best remembered for is being easily pranked on live TV. Such was the sad yet hilarious fate of Peter Jennings who in 1994 got pranked at the tail end of OJ Simpson's infamous slow speed White Bronco chase. If the absurd voice of the pranker didn't immediately set off alarm bells for any normal person then the final "BABA BOOEY!" would have revealed the caller as a Howard Stern fan. Poor Peter didn't have...
  • Next Pandemic 100 Times Worse than COVID [semi-satire]

    04/11/2024 10:51:59 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 14 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 7 April 2024 | John Semmens
    Presidential Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre said "the President has been briefed by scientific experts who warn that the H5N1 strain of bird flu could have a 50% fatality rate. That means it would kill half the people who catch the disease, which they tell us will be almost everyone. Since the fatality rate for COVID turned out to be only one half of a percent, the bird flu would kill 100 times as many people as COVID did." "The CDC is working on the measures that will be needed to limit the damage," Jean-Pierre assured an incredulous press corps. "This...
  • VIDEO: Hillary Produced Broadway Musical "SUFFS" Hilariously Hyped

    04/11/2024 9:57:27 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 27 replies
    Rumble ^ | April 11, 2024 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEODid Max Bialystock secretly team up with Hillary Clinton to produce the new Broadway musical "SUFFS?" Why? Because as you see the virtue signaling musical catering to liberals seems designed to make people laugh AT it. Actually the best part of "SUFFS" could be the inadvertently hilarious reactions as you see here. Oh, and how MUCH of her own money did Hillary put into "producing" SUFFS since her main effort appears to be nothing more than merely lending the musical her name. And if "SUFFS" does manage to earn a profit, I guarantee that Hillary will be grabbing a chunk...
  • Police Slowly Escort White Hearse Containing O.J. Simpson

    04/11/2024 9:03:45 AM PDT · by Yo-Yo · 38 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | April 11, 2024 | Babylon Bee
    Police Slowly Escort White Hearse Containing O.J. SimpsonLOS ANGELES, CA — Mourners and curious onlookers alike gathered along the 405 freeway in Southern California to bear witness as Los Angeles Police vehicles slowly escorted a white For Bronco hearse containing O.J. Simpson.The procession, which traveled at a low speed with law enforcement working to prohibit any other vehicles from getting on the freeway, allowed onlookers to have one final chance to see Simpson being followed by police officers."One last time, for old time's sake," said one witness who watched the white Bronco roll by followed by dozens of police cruisers....
  • VIDEO: TYT's Chunk Yogurt Admits Democrats CHEAT and RIG Elections

    04/10/2024 4:27:37 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 13 replies
    Rumble ^ | April 10, 2024 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOYou know how you know that The Young Turks Chunk Yogurt aka Cenk Uygur isn't getting millions of dollars in Democrat donor money this year as he has in the past? Because Chunk is now openly admitting what we already know. Namely that the Democrats CHEAT and RIG elections. To say that out loud is a YUUUUGE taboo for the Democrats and the media so look for Chunk and his sidekick Anna to be placed on the official non-person list. Of course, Chunk was forced by circumstances into making his admission. By previously buying completely into the Trump-Russia hoax, most...
  • Citizens Find Lots of Election "Irregularities" [semi-satire]

    04/10/2024 11:36:42 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 3 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 7 April 2024 | John Semmens
    In New York, Marly Hornik teamed up with election and cybersecurity expert Harry Haury to form the New York Citizens Audit to investigate their state's 2022 voter roll data. They found 1,467,399 illegal duplicate registrations with 449,856 votes cast, 16,623 votes cast by voters with a blank address, and 35,312 more votes counted than voters who voted. "It was clear to me that the premise that our elections are honest and accurate is not substantiated," Hornik said. "So we founded a nationwide group, United Sovereign Americans (USA), to share our expertise with over 25 state groups to help them investigate...
  • VIDEO: Hilarious FAKE Crying from Arizona Democrat Senatorial Candidate

    04/10/2024 8:31:03 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 11 replies
    Rumble ^ | April 10, 2024 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEODemocrat senatorial candidate in Arizona Ruben Gallego struggled mightily with the fake crying as you can see but he couldn't manage to produce actual tears. The man who dumped his nine month pregnant wife for a DC lobbyist couldn't quite work up the crocodile tears over a pre-planned for campaign purposes state supreme court ban on abortion based on territorial law dating back to the 1800s. Perhaps Amber Heard can give poor Ruben some emergency lessons on fake crying before his next public appearance.
  • Navy Deletes Humiliating Rifle Photo, But Screenshots Are Forever

    04/10/2024 6:49:42 AM PDT · by Enterprise · 50 replies
    https://www.outkick.com ^ | April 10, 2024 | David Hookstead
    The Navy posted a photo on social media platforms of a man getting some firing time on a rifle, but there was just one problem. The weapon's optics were on backwards and appeared to still have the cap covers on.