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  • VIDEO: George The Democrat FOREVER Defined by Epic MELTDOWN

    03/20/2025 9:19:51 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 17 replies
    Rumble ^ | March 20, 2025 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOHe calls himself George The Dane on TikTok but as you can see, he is really George The Democrat. Up until now he has uploaded little leftwing TDS snippets of himself making political observations. However, nobody can ever take him seriously ever again after his latest epic MELTDOWN. No matter what George The Democrat ever says again in the future, all people will think about is his meltdown no matter what he subsequently says even in the calmest of manners. George The Democrat probably thinks of himself as having a wry wit but, unfortunately for him, he exposed his inner...
  • Veteran Slams Elon Musk For Taking Away His Social Security

    03/19/2025 11:57:42 AM PDT · by EnderWiggin1970 · 11 replies
    Youtube ^ | 3/18/25 | Babylon Bee
    Veteran Slams Elon Musk For Taking Away His Social Security Video at link.
  • Rubio Cancels 83% of USAID Programs [semi-satire]

    03/19/2025 10:24:51 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 4 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 16 March 2025 | John Semmens
    Secretary of State Marco Rubio announced the cancellation of 5,200 programs that the United States Agency for International Development (USAID) had been supporting before it was put under his jurisdiction, saying "these programs spent tens of billions of dollars in ways that did not serve, and in some cases even harmed, the core national interests of the United States. The remaining 1,000 or so programs that will be continued will be more effectively administered by the Department of State." "I want to thank DOGE and our hardworking staff who worked very long hours to achieve this overdue and historic reform,"...
  • VIDEO: JFK Files Release HUMOR

    03/19/2025 10:19:14 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 7 replies
    Rumble ^ | March 19, 2025 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOThe massive JFK files were released and there was so much information that even with thousands of people analyzing them they are still slow to digest. My plan is to wait for Mark Groubert of "America's Untold Stories" to analyze the most significant of the files to see his authoritative analysis. In the meantime, here is some humor relating to the release of those JFK files. Hey, you think this is petty? Then look again at the name of this channel and get off my case or I shall sentence you to spend the rest of your natural lives doing...
  • Tampon Tim Walz Sends Nasty Message to Trump Supporters: “I Think I Could Kick Most of Their A**es!” (VIDEO)

    03/18/2025 3:07:31 PM PDT · by DFG · 100 replies
    Gateway Pundit ^ | 03/18/2025 | Cullen Linebarger
    The radical left’s violent fantasies toward President Trump and his supporters extend to the party’s last VP nominee. Minnesota Governor Tim Walz went on California Governor Gavin Newsom’s podcast in an episode released on Tuesday to discuss how Democrats could win back voters lost to President Trump. As expected, the two were long on gripes but short on actual solutions. Then, things soon took a bit of a turn. After both Newsom and Walz said that it was important to show some decency to the other side to help the Democratic Party’s brand recover, Walz sent a message that could...
  • Federal Judge Orders Price Of Eggs To Go Back Up

    03/18/2025 1:06:15 PM PDT · by DFG · 24 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | 03/18/2025 | Babylon Bee
    U.S. — Egg prices are finally on the decline for the first time since 2022, but one federal judge has put a stop to that with an injunction requiring egg prices to go back up. "It's the court's position that egg prices must return to their previous elevated levels," District Judge Sandra Milo ruled. "Lower egg prices cause people to think President Trump is doing a good job, and that is a threat to our democracy. Therefore, egg prices must immediately go back up to their absurdly high levels. That's what the law clearly states." "I am a federal judge,...
  • Weird SBA Loans [semi-satire]

    03/18/2025 8:30:34 AM PDT · by John Semmens
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 16 March 2025 | John Semmens
    During its audit of the Small Business Administration (SBA) the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) discovered that during the 2020-2021 fiscal year the SBA made 5,593 loans totaling $312 million to business-owners who, according to their Social Security numbers, were recorded as 11 years old and younger. This amounted to an average loan per borrower of more than $55,000. The SBA also made 3,095 loans totaling $333 million to business-owners who, according to their Social Security numbers, were recorded as 115 years old and older. This amounted to an average loan per borrower of more than $107,000. If this money...
  • VIDEO: Liberal Pink Hat Lady PERMANENTLY Ditches Dems ...Until Next Day

    03/18/2025 6:52:28 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 30 replies
    Rumble ^ | March 18, 2025 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOThe Liberal Pink Hat Lady is the comedy gift that keeps on giving (whether or not she is wearing her pink hat). And now the comedy comes in the form of her angry MELTDOWN over Chuck Schumer betraying her by caving to the nasty Republicans so the Liberal Pink Hat Lady ranted that she is done, Done, DONE with the Democrat party. Well, until the very next day. So what changed? A political Savior, "The Love Of My Life," entered the scene and completely washed away her angst over the Democrats to the extent that she is once again a...
  • Don Lemon Proposes New Democratic Party Leader: ‘People Love AOC!’

    03/18/2025 5:10:15 AM PDT · by DFG · 57 replies
    Newsbusters ^ | 03/17/2025 | David Milliken
    During his appearance on Club Random With Bill Maher Sunday night, Don Lemon expressed the mind-boggling opinion that, following their defeat in the past election, what the Democratic Party needed by way of a little rejuvenation was Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (NY). Lemon claimed that people “love AOC,” and even went so far as to claim she would be a hit for the same reasons as President Trump. Eventually, Maher stepped in and brought him down to earth a bit. After a lengthy and non-G-rated conversation on various subjects, Lemon offered his view on the Democratic leadership vacuum: I love Nancy...
  • WH Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt's response to French politician demanding the return of the Statue of Liberty

    03/17/2025 11:44:26 AM PDT · by DFG · 57 replies
    X ^ | 03/17/2025 | Eric Daugherty
    OMG...MIC DROP. DOOCY: There is now a member of the European Parliament from France who does not think The US represents the values of the Statue of Liberty anymore. They want the Statue of Liberty back. So is President Trump going to send the Statue of Liberty back to France? LEAVITT: "Absolutely not. My advice to that unnamed low level French politician would be to remind them that it's only because of the United States Of America that the French are not speaking German right now. So, they should be very grateful, to our great country."
  • European Commission to "Repurpose Citizens' Savings" [semi-satire]

    03/17/2025 10:48:16 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 9 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 16 March 2025 | John Semmens
    European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen is eyeing the vast $10 trillion that European citizens have squirreled away in low yield savings accounts and lamenting "that these funds aren't more productively used. At best, if this money is simply left where the savers put it all that will be accomplished is that it will ultimately be squandered on frivolous junk, unnecessary vacations, and more comfortable retirements." "If we were to instead invest this money on a greatly expanded European military force just imagine what marvels we could achieve," she envisioned. "By spending these trillions on weapons we could free...
  • Federal Judge Orders Astronauts Be Returned To Space Station

    03/17/2025 10:27:25 AM PDT · by DFG · 36 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | 03/17/2025 | Babylon Bee
    A district judge has issued a ruling saying Trump lacked the Constitutional authority to pick up two astronauts who have been stranded at the International Space Station for several months. SpaceX has been ordered to return the astronauts immediately. "I will not stand by while Donald Trump abuses his power like a dictator," said Judge Earl Flanders in his ruling. "Trump has no authority to pick up these astronauts, and I can say that because I'm a federal judge, and no one is allowed to argue with me, and everyone has to do what I say." Eyewitnesses say the judge...
  • NEW CNN POLL : AOC leads when Democratic-aligned voters are asked which leader "best reflects the core values" of the party.

    03/17/2025 8:56:45 AM PDT · by DFG · 51 replies
    X ^ | 03/16/2025 | Inside Politics
    NEW CNN POLL : AOC leads when Democratic-aligned voters are asked which leader "best reflects the core values" of the party.
  • VIDEO: Private Citizen (NOT Police) CONFRONTS Sludge Face Tesla Defacer in San Jose!

    03/17/2025 8:43:34 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 33 replies
    Rumble ^ | March 17, 2025 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOSludge Face who was caught on camera keying a Tesla in San Jose, CA has been CONFRONTED but NOT by the police. As you can see, it was a PRIVATE CITIZEN who confronted Sludge Face who DENIED keying the Tesla despite being caught on camera doing so. Also note that Sludge Face stated that he had NOT been contacted by the police. Really? So despite ALL the evidence of what was seen on camera including his license plate being clearly seen the San Jose Police have so far done NOTHING??? So will they continue to do NOTHING or are they...
  • VIDEO: Mr. Rogers Welcomes Tren De Aragua to Their New Neighborhood

    03/17/2025 5:56:15 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 15 replies
    Rumble ^ | March 17, 2025 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOIsn't Mr. Rogers so nice? He is welcoming the Tren De Aragua to their new PERMANENT neighborhood. A mean nasty judge tried to stop them from moving into the neighborhood. Awwww! That's not nice. Fortunately they were able to make the trip and Mr. Rogers was able to welcome a couple of hundred new neighbors to the neighborhood.
  • Halifax rage room offering framed pictures of Donald Trump, Elon Musk to smash

    03/17/2025 3:54:24 AM PDT · by DFG · 16 replies
    The Post Millennial ^ | 03/16/2025 | Roberto Wakerell-Cruz
    A rage room in Halifax is giving Canadians an outlet for their frustration over rising political tensions between Canada and the US. Customers now have the option to break framed photos of US President Donald Trump, and others. “Fed up with the chaos? News cycle getting you down? We hear you—and we’ve got the perfect way to let it all out,” Rage Room Halifax shared in an Instagram post. The business has launched a “smash the tariffs” event, offering each participant a free framed photo of Trump to destroy, plus a 25 percent discount on additional breakable items to “extend...
  • Is Vandalism & Violence Against Tesla Justified? [semi-satire]

    03/16/2025 11:18:29 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 21 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 16 March 2025 | John Semmens
    Over the past few months attacks against Tesla charging stations and dealerships have started to increase in frequency. In Tigard, Oregon a Tesla dealership has been repeatedly fired upon. In Lynnwood, a suburb of Seattle, Washington a Tesla dealership reported that six Cybertrucks were were spray-painted with swastikas and profanity directed at CEO Elon Musk. President Trump labeled these attacks "terrorism." Over on MSNBC Prime, host Alicia Menendez called these attacks "protests" and wondered whether "calling it domestic terrorism is an infringement on First Amendment freedom of speech, assembly, and airing of grievances. Seeing how Mr. Musk has angered so...
  • VIDEO: Man-Bun Domestic Terrorist MARK MUNZERT Arrested for Keying a Tesla

    03/16/2025 8:45:42 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 34 replies
    Rumble ^ | March 16, 2025 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOIt's going to cost the Man-Bun Domestic Terrorist MARK MUNZERT thousands of dollars and a possible jail term or at least probation for keying a Tesla CyberTruck in Missouri. However, the worst punishment will probably be his public exposure and humiliation. It also appears that we will will soon have addition to Man-Bun Domestic Terrorist MARK MUNZERT in the Hall of Shame in the form of another Domestic Terrorist in San Jose, CA caught on camera keying a Tesla. Not only is his ugly face in view but, even better, the license plate of his Hyundai car can be clearly...
  • VIDEO: The Democrats are REVOLTING ...Against Chuck Schumer

    03/15/2025 10:32:00 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 24 replies
    Rumble ^ | March 15, 2025 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOThe Democrats are REVOLTING! You bet! They stink on ice! True but they are also revolting AGAINST Chuck Schumer for supporting the Republican spending bill despite earlier vociferously attacking it. This does not sit well with his fellow Democrats who have now focused their ire on poor Chuckie as you can see.
  • Black Caucus Members Oppose CR [semi-satire]

    03/15/2025 10:31:57 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 6 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 16 March 2025 | John Semmens
    Members of the Congressional Black Caucus spoke out against the Continuing Resolution that would allow the government to stay open until September 2025. Rep. Ayanna Pressley (D-Mass) asserted "we're facing a hostile government takeover and @SenateDems can do something about it. The Trump-Musk spending bill will make our constituents who are unable or unwilling to support themselves hungrier, sicker, and poorer. Listen to your constituents. Do not cede your leverage. Hold the line." Rep. Jasmine Crockett (D-Tex) said "I stand by the NO vote on the blank check for Trump & Elon. I've got no explanation nor agreement with Senate...