Humor (Bloggers & Personal)
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VIDEOMargaret Dumont was NOT amused and in our era neither is Kaitlan Collins.
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Florida CANNOT be a real place..
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GAZA — Despite early reports that the Palestinian terrorist organization was open to accepting the terms of President Donald Trump's brokered peace plan, Hamas rejected the deal to end alleged genocide in the region after learning it would require them to stop killing Jews. Trump's 20-point roadmap to peace initially seemed to be on the fast track to being approved by both Hamas and Israel shortly after he announced it, but hopes of a lasting end to hostilities were dashed when Hamas said they would not accept any deal that meant they would need to stop plotting and carrying out...
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When US Border Patrol boats were spotted in the Chicago River Mayor Brandon Johnson (D) demanded to know "who authorized this? I didn't authorize this. I wasn't consulted before this invasion was launched. The federal government is not communicating with me or our police department." Border Patrol chief Michael Banks said "we've posted information about our latest immigration enforcement activities on social media to let residents know what we're doing. We didn't make a separate effort to coordinate with the Mayor since he has declared he wants to eradicate law-enforcement in his city." Johnson called Banks' reply "disrespectful. He's only...
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A drunk Kamala Harris showed up to Howard University today to sell her book: “It was the closest election for president of the United States in the 21st Century. Periodt. Periodt. And a Howard grad did dat.
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It's a Good Thing There Was a Large Man Around to Help Two Female Cops Subdue This 140 lb Dude
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During a review of the FBI's January 6, 2021 after-action report it was discovered that 274 plain clothes FBI agents were assigned to mingle with the crowd that trespassed in the Capitol on that day. Many of those agents later filed complaints with the after-action team saying they "were sent into an unsafe scenario without proper safety equipment or the ability to identify themselves readily as armed officers to other police agencies." Another agent said "I no longer feel it is legally or morally acceptable to support a federal law enforcement and intelligence agency motivated by political bias." Yet another...
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Former FBI chief James Comey was indicted on criminal charges of lying to Congress and obstructing justice. The indictment came just days before the expiring statute of limitations would have made the charges moot. Former US Attorney Erik Siebert had been delaying pursuing the case but was fired by President Trump and replaced by an attorney who pursued and obtained the indictment. Nearly five years ago, Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Tex) questioned Comey under oath about testimony he had given during a 2017 hearing to Sen. Charles Grassley (R-Iowa). Comey confirmed that he had denied ever leaking information to the media...
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This week, left-wing propagandist Jimmy Kimmel was reinstated to his late night ABC TV show by the Disney Corporation. CEO Bob Iger explained "we have spent some time talking with Jimmy and analyzing our options. On the one hand, the replacement 'Family Feud' reruns more than doubled the audience that Kimmel was drawing. On the other hand, Jimmy is a reliable spokesman for our company's values." "We make more than enough revenue from our theme parks that we can afford to subsidize Jimmy's show," Iger acknowledged. "His hilarious mocking of MAGA fascism and Trump's buffoonery is an essential weapon in...
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U.S. — The new memoir by the former vice president will include a revolutionary new feature, as publishers announced that Kamala Harris's audiobook lets you pick which accent you want to hear for each chapter. The innovative new format for the audiobook version of 107 Days will allow listeners to choose from among a wide range of accents used by the former vice president over the years, including "Black," "Very Black," "Hispanic," "Vaguely Indian," "Southern," "Jamaican," and "Klingon." "This audiobook provides a fully customizable Kamala experience," said Simon & Schuster President and CEO Jonathan Karp. "Vice President Harris has such...
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VIDEOOf all the STUPID things I've seen liberals do, this has to be towards the very top of the list. Pregnant liberal women swallowing Tylenol on camera in order to somehow refute Trump. DUMB! DUMB! DUMB! But that's why we call them DUmmies. They should feel especially STUPID because in 2020 even the CBC in Canada did a report WARNING about the consequences of taking Tylenol while pregnant. Yes, those same liberal pregnant liberals who disregarded Trump's warning now have to face the highly uncomfortable fact that Canadians in whom they seem to place their trust on medical matters also...
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VIDEOThe SAME question to Abigail Spanberger (She/Her/CIA) the Democrat candidate for Virginia governor has AGAIN caused her to go into Word Salad mode. Asked about if she supported transgender women (aka biological men) into women's sports and locker rooms in public schools she again went into a state of total incoherence. She had several days to think up a more coherent answer to the same question she was asked previously which yielded panicked incoherence at the time and this was the best she could do? It will be interesting if Spanberger (She/Her/CIA) can think up a better answer to that...
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Swedish professional protester Greta Thunberg and supporters now traveling in a 51-vessel convoy to Hamas-terrorist controlled Gaza have a problem. Opponents have hijacked their radios and communications systems to play ABBA on repeat and block out any other comms within the anti-Israel fleet. The Global Sumud Flotilla (GSF) alleges the ongoing radio jamming incidents using the mellifluous tones of the legendary Swedish super group to be the work of an Israeli attack. Mamma Mia! Greta’s Gaza Flotilla Flooded with ABBA Music on Repeat as Radios Hijacked 2 BARCELONA, SPAIN - AUGUST 31: Greta Thunberg waves as she greets people while...
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NEW YORK — Trump's Tuesday speech at the United Nations Headquarters in Midtown Manhattan will officially be his last as he has announced plans to demolish the building and replace it with a tremendous UFC Arena. "I'm sick of our great nation playing host to all these loser countries. We need to host winners," Trump said of his decision. "So we're tearing it all down. We're going to build the greatest UFC Arena in its place, it'll be absolutely beautiful. I might even put a chandelier in there. A nice gold chandelier over the Octagon. That's what they call it....
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VIDEOHe started out going full "Elbows Up!" against Trump to get elected Prime Minister of Canada. Unfortunately for Canada, Mark Carney has morphed into a hapless Elmer Fudd. Even his hunched over body posture reflects this especially when he is in the presence of President Donald Trump. And the latest news which adds into his image as a pathetic "Elbows DOWN!" Elmer Fudd is the announcement by a Canadian energy infrastructure company that they will be investing $8.5 BILLION to develop energy infrastructure ...in the United States.
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VIDEOIn the wake of the Charlie Kirk assassination the left has been trying to mischaracterize the assassin as something other that what he obviously is: a deranged LEFTIST who was living with his Trans lover. One yuuuuuge example of this pathetic deflection was the recent attempt by Jimmy Kimmel to infer that the assassin was somehow MAGA. Where did Kimmel get such an idea? Although this obvious mischaracterization came from many Democrats and liberals from within the same leftist bubble that Jimmy Kimmel lives, it could be that since Kimmel is a movie fan, he got this deranged notion from...
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GLENDALE, AZ — President Trump and Tesla CEO Elon Musk shared an awkward moment Sunday during the memorial for Charlie Kirk when they were both caught on a kiss cam. Witnesses could see Elon Musk awkwardly get Trump's attention, point at the Jumbotron, and turn to him with a shrug as if saying, "I guess we have no choice." Sources say Trump then shifted awkwardly in his seat as if waiting for the moment to pass, but Musk was ready to go for it. "I've never been on a Jumbotron before. Don't let me down," he allegedly said. "Come here,...
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VIDEOMost people think of Greta Garbo as an exotic symbol of glamour, sophistication, and mystery. However, Orson Welles also described Garbo as an awkward "Swedish Cow." How could he even think such a thing? This video reveals why Welles had such an opinion and also shows the miracle of personal transformation.
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In a bid to get front-running New York City mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani to endorse her campaign for reelection, Gov. Kathy Hochul announced her endorsement of Mamdani, saying "this bright young star of the Democratic Party is showing us how to win the hearts and minds of the working classes. I enthusiastically urge the voters of New York City to make him their next mayor. I hope we can both work together to keep the fascist Republicans from thwarting the people's revolution we both support." Mamdani responded saying "I'm excited to have the governor's support in my battle to become...
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Though he once advised Democrats that "if your opponent brings a knife, you bring a gun," former President Obama asserted that "Trump's extreme policies and rhetoric have poisoned our politics. He wants to shut our country off from the immigrants we need to do the work that Americans won't do. He's mercilessly deporting family men like Abrego Garcia. He wants to punish rather than show compassion toward individuals driven to crime to support themselves in the lackluster economy his policies have inflicted on the middle class. He's firing tens of thousands of long-tenured public servants. These extreme views were not...
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