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Humor (Bloggers & Personal)

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  • US Intel Analysts Hid Chinese 2020 Election Interference [semi-satire]

    03/21/2026 11:08:01 AM PDT · by John Semmens
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 22 March 2026 | John Semmens
    In January 2021, Dr. Barry Zulauf, a member of the Senior National Intelligence Service, reported that "US intel analysts working on Chinese influence operations during the 2020 election downplayed China's meddling, one analyst admitted to withholding information on China's efforts to meddle in the 2020 presidential election from President Trump 'because I don't want my intelligence going to the White House where it will be used by that vulgarian in the Oval Office to support policies against China with which I personally disagree.'" Zulauf's report was buried in the federal files. He made several speeches disclosing this Intel dereliction of...
  • Finding Fraud in Government Is Easy [semi-satire]

    03/20/2026 10:35:17 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 11 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 25 March 2026 | John Semmens
    Vice-President JD Vance's first step after his appointment to head up a government task force to combat public fraud should be to follow the example set by independent reporter Nick Shirley. Shirley has been knocking on the doors of places that are receiving government funds--like daycare centers and hospices. His most recent adventures have been in pursuit of organizations that purport to be providing hospice services. He is finding that there are no patients in these places, but plenty of expensive cars parked outside belonging to the recipients of the government grants. CBS News had a similar experience when they...
  • VIDEO: Neil deGrasse Tyson Teaches MasterClass on Objective Truth

    03/18/2026 9:03:01 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 50 replies
    Rumble ^ | March 18, 2026 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOYes, just enroll in Neil deGrasse Tyson's MasterClass on Objective Truth and perhaps you too can attain the same high regard for objective truth that Mr. Tyson so hilariously displays.
  • Cubans Beg Trump to Liberate Them [semi-satire]

    03/17/2026 11:30:25 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 4 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 15 March 2026 | John Semmens
    Cuban citizen Pedro Quiala Carmenate says "there's no food, there's no electricity and there's no medical care. Now that Trump has liberated the people of Venezuela from the brutal rule of Nicolas Maduro, we are hoping he will liberate Cuba from President Miguel Diaz-Canel's Communist tyranny." Founder of the Patriotic Union of Cuba José Daniel Ferrer asserted "the majority of Cubans want the Americans to intervene because they are living through the worst period of the 67-year dictatorship. As we achieve a historic transformation in Venezuela, we're also looking forward to the great change that will soon be coming to...
  • NYC Mayor Announces Estate Tax Compromise [semi-satire]

    03/16/2026 12:36:50 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 9 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 15 March 2026 | John Semmens
    New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani is urging the state government to reduce the estate tax exemption from its current $7 million threshold down to $750,000 and raise the tax rate on estates from its current 16% to 50%. "Ideally, there would be no private property," he said. "Why should a person who has stolen millions of dollars from the collective be allowed to pass any of it to his heirs. In the Communist Manifesto, Marx called for the abolition of private property. When a person dies all that he possesses should be seized by the government so it can...
  • Flashback from Swalwell's Past [semi-satire]

    03/15/2026 12:02:55 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 8 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 15 March 2026 | John Semmens
    In 2012, Rep. Eric Swalwell (D-Calif) won election to Congress by ousting 20-term incumbent Democrat Pete Stark in the general election. During the campaign Swalwell mocked Stark, saying "Stark lives in Maryland--2,850 miles from the district he claims to represent. I live in the district. I will make sure that I commute to Washington and always stay connected with my district. That means driving the roads of my district, shopping the businesses of my district, and the basic requirement, sleeping under a roof in the district." Swalwell, now the leading candidate in the race to replace the retiring Gov. Gavin...
  • Virginia Redistricting Deception [semi-satire]

    03/14/2026 9:12:02 AM PDT · by John Semmens
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 15 March 2026 | John Semmens
    In 2020, 65% of Virginia's voters approved a Congressional district map that resulted in the state electing six Democrats and five Republicans--a 55% to 45% split--to represent the state in Washington, DC. The Democrat majority in the state legislature is presenting a new map that is expected to result in the state electing ten Democrats and one Republican--a 91% to 9% split--to represent the state in Washington. The ballot language asks voters: "Should the Constitution of Virginia be amended to allow the General Assembly to temporarily adopt new congressional districts to restore fairness in the upcoming elections, while ensuring Virginia's...
  • Dems More Disliked than Trump [semi-satire]

    03/13/2026 10:52:52 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 5 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 15 March 2026 | John Semmens
    The latest poll of registered voters from NBC News found that President Trump was viewed less unfavorably than the two leading Democrats contenders for the 2028 presidential nomination. Trump's percentages were 41% positive to 53% negative for a net -12%. Gov. California Gavin Newsom's were 27% positive to 45% negative for a net -18%. Former Vice-President Kamala Harris' were 34% positive to 51% negative for a net of -17%. Comparisons for the Republican and Democrat Parties were similar. Voters rated Republicans as 37% positive to 51% negative for a net -14%. Democrats were rated 30% positive to 52% negative for...
  • MISSING: Have you seen him? (Mojtaba)

    03/13/2026 2:13:05 PM PDT · by Milagros · 23 replies
    FB: Danclever ^ | Mar 12, 2026
    Danclever: HAVE YOU SEEN HIM? Iran’s new Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei has not yet appear publicly since assuming power. For a regime that never stops talking, the silence is deafening. #Danclever #usa #iran
  • Iran Cancels Plan To Attack California After Seeing Gavin Newsom Already Destroyed It

    03/12/2026 9:03:56 AM PDT · by DFG · 10 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | 03/11/2026 | Babylon Bee
    TEHRAN — Rumors of the Ayatollah regime's nefarious plot to launch an assault on the west coast of the United States hit a snag on Wednesday, as Iran canceled plans to attack California after seeing Gavin Newsom had already destroyed it. The Iranian government had issued threats that it was prepared to take revenge on the U.S. by launching attacks against California, but leaders were said to have reconsidered their plan after intelligence reports showed that the state had been completely decimated under Newsom's leadership. "You can't destroy something that's already destroyed," said a spokesman for the supreme leader. "We...
  • Bi-Partisan Opposition to Revealing Sexual Misconduct [semi-satire]

    03/10/2026 9:51:31 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 5 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 8 March 2026 | John Semmens
    Rep. Nancy Mace's (R-SC) motion "to publicly release all reports on investigations into members of Congress regarding allegations of 'sexual harassment or of a sexual relationship with a member of their staff" was voted down by 357 to 65 vote. Mace said "the professed concern for the victims being publicly humiliated 'phony.' Any Member who votes against this resolution is voting to protect the cover-up instead of the victims. Nobody in Congress should get to play by a different set of rules. We need to shine a light on every single case the House Ethics Committee has been sitting on."...
  • VIDEO: Son of the Late Ayatollah Reportedly Wounded

    03/09/2026 12:24:36 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 28 replies
    Rumble ^ | March 9, 2026 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOThe son of the former Ayatollah who recently met his end, Mojtaba Khamenei, has been reportedly WOUNDED shortly after assuming the role of Supreme Leader of Iran. At this time it is unknown if the new Ayatollah is severely wounded or merely "John Kerry wounded."
  • Millions of Dollars of Fraud in Federal Autism Payments semi-satire]

    03/09/2026 8:38:08 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 7 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 8 March 2026 | John Semmens
    It turns out that in addition to fraudulent payments of federal aid in Minnesota meant for feeding children and providing daycare to children of working parents it has been revealed that fraudulent payments for autism therapy must now be added to the list. In testimony given in Congress it was pointed out to Gov. Tim Walz, that in 2017 about $1 million in federal funds was paid to help fight autism. In 2024, $343 million was paid. Walz admitted being totally ignorant and unembarrassed by this revelation, saying "I'm not a financial genius. I am only a governor. I can't...
  • VIDEO: Angry Gollum Suffers Extreme TDS Meltdown

    03/08/2026 10:30:58 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 25 replies
    Rumble ^ | March 8, 2026 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOThe real life Gollum is much more full of rage and hate than any fictional version of him. And what animates the real life Gollum most is his extreme TDS. And why is his TDS so red hot? It is due to the overwhelming SUCCESS of President Donald Trump.
  • Leftists Condemn US/Israeli Attack on Iran [semi-satire]

    03/07/2026 12:02:16 AM PST · by John Semmens · 4 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 8 March 2026 | John Semmens
    Sensing that the combined US/Israeli attack on Iran presented him with an opportunity to boost his foreign policy credentials heading into to anticipated run for president in 2028, Gov. Gavin Newsom (D-Calif) asserted "the corrupt and repressive Iranian regime must never have nuclear weapons. The leadership of Iran must go. But that does not justify the President of the United States engaging in an illegal, dangerous war that will risk the lives of our American service members and our friends. President Trump is putting Americans at risk abroad because he is unpopular at home." Sen. Mark Kelly (D-AZ) said "the...
  • NYC Mayor Explains ID Requirements to Shovel Snow [semi-satire]

    03/04/2026 9:51:42 AM PST · by John Semmens · 9 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 1 March 2026 | John Semmens
    New York City's democratic-socialist Mayor Zohran Mamdani explained why he requires two forms of IDs to shovel snow, but opposes IDs for casting a ballot. "Casting a ballot is a human right that should not be infringed by requiring the voter to prove his or her identity," the Mayor said. "It would be like requiring an ID to be allowed to breathe. In contrast, shoveling snow is a job that pays $30 per hour of labor. It would be fiscally irresponsible for me to spend public money without knowing who I am paying to do the work." "Republicans say that...
  • VIDEO: Bible Cherry Picker Talarico Warns About ...Talarico

    03/04/2026 8:51:40 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 39 replies
    Rumble ^ | March 4, 2026 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOJames Talarico who won the Texas Democrat primary for U.S. Senator loves to (politically) preach. However, he performs Cherry Picker sermons in which he treats the Bible like a buffet in which you can pick only those items you care to consume and ignore the rest. However, Pastor James goes even further on that particular buffet line and also brings his own preferred food items to leave for others at the buffet much as he makes up stuff that he wants you to believe is in the Bible even when it isn't such as abortion rights for Trans.Here we also...
  • Newsom Makes Pitch to Black Voters [semi-satire]

    03/03/2026 10:18:23 AM PST · by John Semmens · 11 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 1 March 2026 | John Semmens
    During an interview with Atlanta Mayor Andre Dickens, Gov. Gavin Newsom (D-Calif) told the Black mayor and mostly Black audience "I'm like you. I can't read. I'm a 960 SAT guy--you know, the kind of guy who's a 'C' student on his good days. I'd be the perfect president to represent your interests. I wish I was Black so you'd believe me." Sen. Tim Scott (R-SC) took offense, saying "You're not like us. Black folks have built empires, created movements, outworked, out-hustled and outsmarted people like you. Stop using your mediocre academics as a way to patronize us." Newsom defended...
  • Bill Maher Shuts Down Sydney Sweeney's Haters [0:52]

    03/02/2026 10:32:15 PM PST · by SunkenCiv · 13 replies
    YouTube ^ | August 6, 2025 | Classified Conservative
    Bill Maher Shuts Down Sydney Sweeney's Haters | 0:52 Classified Conservative | 34.6K subscribers | 1,932,155 views | August 6, 2025
  • VIDEO: Nancy Pelosi Updates Creepy CBS Reporter Scott MacFarlane on War Authorization Measure

    03/02/2026 10:46:48 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 6 replies
    Rumble ^ | March 2, 2026 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOCBS reporter Scott MacFarlane, who was wounded with severe PTSD at the Battle of Butler when he heroically survived an attack of extreme glaring by a MAGA crowd, has weighed in about Congress needing to vote on a War Authorization Measure for the Iran attack. Because MacFarlane is such a war hero, Nancy Pelosi herself provided the answer he is seeking for his question.