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  • Trump's Great Healthcare Plan [semi-satire]

    01/20/2026 9:52:31 AM PST · by John Semmens · 13 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 18 January 2026 | John Semmens
    President Trump sharply criticized President Obama's Affordable Care Act (ACA), saying "time has shown that this plan is not affordable and does not provide the results promised. The majority of those on the ACA were not able to keep their doctors. Nearly half of those on the ACA have just a single provider where they live. The premiums they must pay are high as are the deductibles. Most would've fared better if they had been allowed to buy catastrophic coverage, but the ACA didn't allow that. We need a better system." "My Great Healthcare Plan shifts the decision-making authority to...
  • VIDEO: David Hogg's Ex Boyfriend Self-Destructs on CNN'S Newsnight

    01/20/2026 8:03:16 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 37 replies
    Rumble ^ | January 20, 2026 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOCameron Kasky has been grifting off having been a Parkland student when a tragic shooting took place at the high school there in 2018. Apparently he has become jealous of his former boyfriend David Hogg who used his 10 minutes of fame to become a successful business titan in the field of pillow manufacturing and sales. Unfortunately his effort to match Hogg's incredible success in life as a productive member of society came crashing down upon him during his appearance on CNN's Newsnight on January 19, 2026 when he received a brutal but epic SMACKDOWN as he pathetically attempted to...
  • Pentecostal Church Doesn't Notice Riot Is Occurring

    01/19/2026 2:31:45 PM PST · by DFG · 22 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | 01/19/2026 | Babylon Bee
    ST. PAUL, MN — According to sources, membership at a local pentecostal church failed to notice when protestors stormed the building and began screaming at everyone because it wasn't at all dissimilar from a typical pentecostal service. Church membership at Golgotha Holy Fire Victory Pentecostal was reportedly overjoyed at the influx of visitors who joined them to speak in strange tongues, shove each other, and roll all over the floor. Church leadership called it the most successful service they'd ever had. "Those people had the Spirit on them, no doubt," said longtime member Steve Winthrop. "What a blessing!" Disgraced former...
  • VIDEO: Compendium of Sanity-Challenged Anti-ICE Epic Meltdowns

    01/19/2026 10:18:10 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 11 replies
    Rumble ^ | January 19, 2026 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOIt's waaaay beyond the merely political. As you can see in this compendium it is MENTAL in many cases. Yes, many/most of the anti-ICE wackos are Commies but they also suffer from SEVERE mental health issues as you can see.
  • X: BREAKING: Bank of England told to prepare for a market crash if the United States announces Alien Life.

    01/19/2026 5:07:04 AM PST · by TigerClaws · 66 replies
    Douglas Macgregor @DougAMacgregor BREAKING: Bank of England told to prepare for a market crash if the United States announces Alien Life. Helen McCaw who served as a senior analyst in financial security at the UK’s central bank sounded the alarm. She has now written to Andrew Bailey, the Bank’s governor, urging him to organize contingencies for the possibility that the White House may confirm we are not alone in the universe
  • Some Highlights from the Minnesota Chaos [semi-satire]

    01/19/2026 9:44:53 AM PST · by John Semmens · 7 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 18 January 2026 | John Semmens
    Desperate to generate events that will help push the fraud scandal out of the current news, Gov. Tim (D) and Mayor Jacob Frey (D) have been goading folks to continue their efforts to impede ICE's enforcement activities. Some of these efforts include: At an ICE traffic stop, agents attempted to arrest Julio Cesar Sosa-Celis, an illegal alien from Venezuela with previous arrests and convictions. Sosa-Celis resisted arrest, fled in his car and was pursued by one of the ICE agents. After Sosa-Celis crashed into another car he attempted to flee on foot, and was tackled by the ICE agent. During...
  • Keir Starmer must stand up to Donald Trump

    01/18/2026 12:14:00 PM PST · by MinorityRepublican · 43 replies
    The Telegraph ^ | 18 January 2026 | Telegraph View
    Donald Trump’s attempt to bully his Nato allies into handing over Greenland by imposing tariffs is, even by his standards, a step too far. The President is used to getting what he wants — to use his own words, “the soft way or the hard way”. And with one eye on his historical legacy, Mr Trump seems determined to purchase or annex the Arctic island, even if in the process he unleashes a trade war and destroys the Atlantic alliance. Nothing can justify this exercise of raw power. The US already has a base in Greenland and could, if it...
  • VIDEO: CNN's Manu Raju Delivers Strong Doses of Democrat Midterms Hopium

    01/18/2026 11:20:50 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 5 replies
    Rumble ^ | January 18, 2026 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOYou can always rely on CNN's Manu Raju to serve up plenty of Democrat Hopium even if an election is many months away in the future as you can see here. Your Humble Correspondent drops his normal irreverent attitude and provides serious insights into Manu's large servings of Democrat Hopium.
  • Democrats grapple with 'rising clamor' for Trump impeachment ahead of midterms

    01/17/2026 3:56:05 PM PST · by MinorityRepublican · 32 replies
    ABC News ^ | January 17, 2026 | Benjamin Siegel
    From the campaign trail to Capitol Hill, a growing number of Democrats have said they believe President Donald Trump has committed impeachable offenses in his first year back in office. But with their focus on the midterms, fewer elected Democrats are willing to commit to impeaching Trump if they win back control of the House, given likely Republican control of the Senate and potential for backlash from voters. Trump has predicted that Democrats will impeach him if they retake the House, and Republicans plan to make that threat a key piece of their midterm messaging. "They will do anything to...
  • Judge Dismisses Effort to Verify Voter IDs [semi-satire]

    01/17/2026 10:56:18 AM PST · by John Semmens · 17 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 18 January 2026 | John Semmens
    Twenty-three states run by Democrats have refused to share their voter registration data with the federal government. US Attorney General Pam Bondi has argued that "clean voter rolls are the foundation of free and fair elections, Every state has a responsibility to ensure that voter registration records are accurate, accessible, and secure. Otherwise, ineligible voters will be able to cancel out the votes of eligible voters. This is why we are suing." US District Judge David Carter dismissed the suit saying, "right there in her statement is the clear intent to limit the opportunity to vote. Democracy is only safe...
  • Trump Holds Oval Office Summit With Prominent Muslim Leader

    01/17/2026 8:57:42 AM PST · by DFG · 19 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | 01/16/2026 | Babylon Bee
    WASHINGTON, D.C — According to sources, President Donald Trump met with a prominent Muslim leader in the Oval Office on Friday to discuss the ongoing protests and unrest in Iran. Tucker Carlson, one of the world's most well-known and outspoken proponents of Islam, arrived at the White House for an important meeting with President Trump, as rumors persisted that the U.S. was on the verge of launching strikes against the Ayatollah's Iranian regime. "It's important for the president to consider several different perspectives, including from Muslims, before condoning a course of action that could lead our country to war," said...
  • Dems Tackle Housing Affordability [semi-satire]

    01/16/2026 5:57:59 PM PST · by John Semmens · 5 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 18 January 2026 | John Semmens
    With affordability expected to be a key factor in deciding the outcome of the 2026 elections, Mayor Zohran Mamdani (D-NY) says he is giving his top housing advisor Cea Weaver "free rein. She has some fabulous ideas that will greatly reduce the cost of housing for the masses." "The major impediment to efficiently housing our population is the notion that the middle-class should be home-owners," Weaver insisted. "They are lured into this trap by the notion that owning a home can help them build equity and grow their wealth. This is bourgeois nonsense. Private home-ownership is riddled with costly redundancies...
  • Trump Warns Minnesota If The Riots Don’t Stop He Will Start Posting In All-Caps

    01/16/2026 1:06:19 PM PST · by DFG · 19 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | 01/16/2026 | Babylon Bee
    WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump warned this week that if the Minnesota government is unable to get the riots under control, he will be forced to start posting online using all-caps. With tensions and violent anti-ICE protests escalating in Minneapolis, Trump said he may have no other choice but to start posting sternly worded all-caps statements on social media. "I don't want to do it, but I will," Trump told reporters at the White House. "Melania has said, ‘Don, you need to cut it out with the caps lock.' But I'm getting close. If these liberal nut jobs don't...
  • VIDEO: Minneapolis Police Chief's Eyebrows POP When Mayor Says the Cray-Cray

    01/15/2026 9:20:30 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 45 replies
    Rumble ^ | January 15, 2026 | P.J. Gladnick
    VIDEO Minneapolis police chief Brian O'Hara has had to put up with a lot considering that most of his city leaders are completely CORRUPT. However, the mayor, Jacob Frey, might have taken the situation in Minneapolis one mental hurdle too far when he claimed the city residents wanted the police to FIGHT ICE. You can see O'Hara's reaction to that claim by the way his eyebrows JUMPED the moment those words left Frey's mouth. Don't be too surprised if a police chief resignation letter will soon follow Frey's rant.
  • Moment of Silence (Renee Good)

    01/14/2026 11:03:18 AM PST · by Impala64ssa · 27 replies
    YouTube ^ | BenBankasComedy
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  • Trump Announces Plan To Take Australia And Cash In Its 2 Troop Bonus Every Round, Wait Till All The Other Armies Are Depleted, Then Launch His Assault On Asia

    01/14/2026 9:56:29 AM PST · by DFG · 7 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | 01/14/2026 | Babylon Bee
    WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump has revealed his plan to seize Australia, cash in its two-troop continent bonus each turn, wait for the other armies to deplete each other, and then launch an invasion of Asia. Trump stated that with only one point of entry in and out of Australia, the continent was set up ideally for amassing an army while avoiding early losses. "First Australia, then the world," said Trump. "We're going to win bigly, believe me. It's the perfect balance, Australia. You're cashing in that bonus, which I love, I love bonuses, they're incredible deals. You're steadily getting...
  • VIDEO: MAGA Knockout of Commies Destined to Launch a Million Memes

    01/13/2026 2:07:04 PM PST · by PJ-Comix · 24 replies
    Rumble ^ | January 13, 2026 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOIt was the well-deserved knockout punch (and punches) destined to launch a Million Memes. A commie anti-ICE mental case kept blasting loud megaphone noise directly into the ear of a MAGA patriot in a sick effort to cause deafness. As you can see, the anti-ICE cretin had plenty of time and opportunity to stand down and relent. However, he chose to pursue his megaphone madness. Big Mistake. As you can see, when the guy who has come to be known as MAGA Tyson had enough, he delivered a severe beating upon the Megaphone Commie. And when the Commie's comrades came...
  • RFK Ends Payment in Advance for Daycare [semi-satire]

    01/13/2026 9:58:09 AM PST · by John Semmens · 3 replies
    Secretary of the Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) Robert F. Kennedy, jr. announced a reversal of a Biden Administration rule that required federal agencies "to pay daycare providers in advance based on child enrollment. We have seen that the key result of the Biden policy was to enable widespread fraud. Our new rule requires that payments only be provided for verified attendance." Gov. Tim Walz (D-Minn) called this change "mistaken. The previous policies enabled penniless Somali refugees to establish highly profitable businesses by submitting the names of prospective attendees. Many parents enrolled their children in more than one...
  • Ilhan Omar Calls Elon Musk ‘One Of The Dumbest People On Earth’

    01/13/2026 8:24:20 AM PST · by DFG · 65 replies
    Daily Caller ^ | 01/12/2026 | Nicole Silverio
    Democratic Minnesota Rep. Ilhan Omar called tech mogul Elon Musk “one of the dumbest people on Earth” on Monday after he accused her of politically benefiting from illegal immigration. Musk stated on X that Democrats are flooding the U.S. with illegal immigrants and handing them welfare to win elections, pointing to Omar as an “obvious example” of this phenomenon. In response, Omar accused Musk, without evidence, of being dumb and told him he should have no place in U.S. society. “This has been happening for years. Ilhan Omar is the most obvious example. A large number of relatively recently arrived...
  • VIDEO: Chavista Thug Diosdado Cabello Reveals Importance of the Second Amendment

    01/12/2026 1:52:38 PM PST · by PJ-Comix · 2 replies
    Rumble ^ | January 12, 2026 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEODiosdado Cabello of Venezuela gave an impassioned speech revealing why the founders of the American Republic insisted on including the Second Amendment in the U.S. Constitution.