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  • Senate Trump Trial Will Fail, But Divisive Dems Will Move Ahead Anyway

    01/26/2021 3:01:22 PM PST · by EyesOfTX · 24 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    With a deft maneuver today raising a point of order to require a vote of the full Senate to dismiss the sham impeachment case against Donald Trump, Kentucky Senator Rand Paul demonstrated clearly that the divisive Senate Democrats have no chance of obtaining a conviction in their ongoing jihad to keep persecuting the man even after he has left office. Sen. Paul is at his best when he is focused on being a thorn in the fat butt of Chuck Schumer, and he played that role delightfully today, beginning his parliamentary maneuver with an epic floor speech that should be...
  • Victory! Texas Wins Challenge to Biden Deportation Freeze.

    01/26/2021 12:16:58 PM PST · by EyesOfTX · 13 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    Turns out that some Republicans aren’t just going to take all of this nonsense sitting down. – Throughout the four years of Donald Trump’s presidency, every executive order he issued was immediately challenged by Lawfare lawyers in the federal courts. The leftwing activists were clever about bringing their challenges in leftist-dominated jurisdictions like Hawaii, Oregon and California, where they had the best chance of drawing a fellow leftist judge who would rule in their favor. Many had assumed that Republicans were too dumb and timid to play the same legal games when China Joe Potato Head Biden began signing off...
  • Dem Says Corps Must Pressure Amnesty Opponents [semi-satire]

    01/26/2021 10:07:35 AM PST · by John Semmens · 2 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 24 January 2021 | John Semmens
    Sen. Robert Menendez (D-NJ) is calling for "our friends in the corporate community to make it clear that members of Congress who do not support amnesty for the tens of millions of undocumented immigrants in the country will not receive campaign donations, consulting fees, shares of stock, or cushy corporate jobs after retiring from politics." "What they all need to understand is that this is a win-win situation for them and us," Menendez said. "We get more Democrat voters to help us maintain ownership of the government. They get an increased supply of cheap labor that will improve their profits...
  • VIDEO: Biden Puts Bust of Anti Illegal Alien Activist in Oval Office

    01/26/2021 7:28:46 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 22 replies
    Rumble ^ | January 26, 2021 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEO Ah! Virtue signaling is soooo wuuuuunderful! It makes liberals feel so warm and fuzzy inside. Unfortunately, such virtue signaling can sometimes hilariously backfire on them as was the case with the Cesar Chavez bust in the Oval Office.
  • Double-Plus-Good-Duckspeak

    01/26/2021 5:44:16 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 1-26-21 | MOTUS
    But first, a brief review:And please recall that people who can chatter proficiently in doublespeak are known as “doubleplusgood ducktalkers” because they sound literally, as Joey likes to say, more like ducks than people.As we have all been rendered expressionless in the Age of the Coronavirus’ facemask mandate the Facecrime definition has been effectively obviated. Enter the good doctor of the State to create a new Facecrime definition, also a punishable offense: when one does not wear at least two facemasks at a time - for your own safety and that of others.Yes, Dr. Fauci – who was famously against...
  • The Biden Attacks on the Oil Industry Have Only Just Begun

    01/26/2021 4:59:22 AM PST · by EyesOfTX · 16 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    For the energy business, the Biden pain has only just begun. – China Joe Potato Head Biden, who has been wrong on every energy-related issue since the Carter Administration’s hilariously failed price control efforts of the 1970s, is taking a lot of head from formerly powerful Democrat constituencies this week over his rash and illogical decision to cancel the Keystone XL pipeline project’s cross-border permit. VDO.AI Biden’s action was of course taken as a means of payback to the powerful climate change lobby whose funding of Democrat political campaigns rivals that of George Soros these days. Sold as a “climate...
  • Tuesday News Roundup: Kyrsten Sinema Might Save the Republic; NYTimes Goes Low on Pipelines

    01/26/2021 4:55:44 AM PST · by EyesOfTX · 16 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    Fun Energy Fact of the Day. – Amy Harder at Axios reported yesterday that “Oil, natural gas and coal accounted for 81% of the world’s energy consumption in 1990. Thirty years later — in 2020 — that figure dropped to 80%, mainly because of the pandemic, according to the International Energy Agency.” Remember also that that unchanged percentage comes after many trillions of dollars have been invested in capital and subsidies for wind and solar development globally. Axios didn’t report this, but it is a reality that, 30 years from now, in 2050, most truly scholarly projections on global energy...
  • Biden Reinstates Slush Fund [semi-satire]

    01/25/2021 9:19:59 AM PST · by John Semmens
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 24 January 2021 | John Semmens
    President Biden has instructed the Department of Justice (DOJ) to reinstate the "slush fund" used by the Obama Administration to funnel funds to political friends. The slush fund arose from settlements between the federal government and corporate wrongdoers. Rather than use the money to compensate the victims of corporate misdeeds or turn the money over to the treasury, the Obama DOJ handed cash out to its favored left-wing political allies. An estimated total of $650 million was dispersed in this manner during the two Obama terms. The slush fund was terminated during the Trump Administration by Attorney General Jeff Sessions,...
  • VIDEO: Did Biden Sign Executive Order Killing Keystone Pipeline Without Realizing It?

    01/25/2021 8:04:32 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 47 replies
    Rumble ^ | January 25, 2021 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEO As you can see in the video, Biden signed at least one executive order without even knowing what he was signing. So is it possible that he signed the executive order to kill the Keystone XL Pipeline without even knowing what he was signing? Or did he sign such an executive order knowing full well that it would kill thousands of high paying union jobs as well as severely damaging relations with Canada. Either way it is not a good look for Chairman Xiden, the Temporary Puppet.
  • Our Man In Beijing

    01/25/2021 5:20:33 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 2 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 1-25-21 | MOTUS
    It’s simply uncanny how ahead of its time Twilight Zone was.No need to imagine anymore. That’s ‘President’ YouTwitFace to youThe man who can’t find his way out of a brown paper bag,and still has trouble finding his way into his federally mandated cloth facemask.And now we’re about to find out what China wants with that old YouTwitFace they just took delivery of: Is Joe About To Surrender Taiwan To Beijing?The answer is yes. And now you see why it was necessary for Trump to go. All you people who voted for old TwitFace because you didn’t like Trump’s mean tweets...
  • Monday News Roundup: Ute Tribe Strikes Back at Biden Order, and Why is Tulsi Still a Democrat?

    01/25/2021 4:59:55 AM PST · by EyesOfTX · 12 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    Why does the Biden Administration hate Native Americans? – On Sunday I wrote about the negative reaction by officials in New Mexico to China Joe Potato Head Biden’s order halting all oil and gas leasing and permitting actions on federal lands for 60 days. The Land of Enchantment’s officials turn out not to be so enchanted with the idea of shutting down the industry that funds about half of the state’s annual budget. Go figure. Well, New Mexicans are not the only ones who are more than a little irritated by the new administration’s rash action. See, the Biden ban...
  • The Corrupt News Media’s Plan to Expand its Mass Brainwashing Efforts to Your Workplace

    01/25/2021 4:56:57 AM PST · by EyesOfTX · 11 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    And now, a Because Science Look-in at how the “science” about COVID-19 is working out for the people in North Dakota and South Dakota: May be an image of text that says 'North Dakota vS South Dakota COVID-19 Cases Per Million North Dakota ✓ Masks Business Restrictions BOUTH N THE MOUNT South Dakota Masks Business Restrictions SD 1/28/1 ND Source: Covid Tracking Project Moving Average 0///10/20 4/21 12/12/20 @yinonw' This concludes your Because Science Look-in for today. Speaking of COVID-19, here is what happens when CNN, MSNBC and every local news channel in America removes their “death tracker” graphic from...
  • Biden Buyer’s Remorse: Biden Minimum Wage Plan Causes More Outrage Mob Angst

    01/24/2021 11:13:42 AM PST · by EyesOfTX · 37 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    The Perpetual Outrage Mob on Twitter is outraged again. – But now, in a dose of high irony, the Perpetual Outrage Mob (POM) has turned it’s ire towards the elderly Sock Puppet who was their hero just days ago. Such is the result of the POM learning that the reality of China Joe Potato Head Biden’s policy does not come close to matching the wild promises he and Kamala Lala Ding Dong made during their fake campaign. First, the POM went berserk when it discovered that the “$2,000 checks” for COVID relief that China Joe and Kamala promised during the...
  • Pelosi Criticizes Pro-Lifers' "Warped Values" [semi-satire]

    01/24/2021 9:33:14 AM PST · by John Semmens · 5 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 24 January 2021 | John Semmens
    In a podcast with Hillary Clinton, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif) sharply criticized opponents of abortion. "First they helped Trump win the 2016 presidential election because he promised to protect the lives of unborn babies," she said. "Now that voters have massively elected the most pro-choice president in American history, pro-lifers stubbornly resist the unity our nation so desperately needs." "It is one thing to privately hold onto warped values out of loyalty to out-dated concepts of morality," the Speaker contended. "It is quite another to resist the new reality. In a democracy the determination of what is right or...
  • Learn The Code, Man

    01/24/2021 5:28:50 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 31 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 1-24-21 | MOTUS
    Don’t worry, this lonely stretch of track will soon see thousands of tanker cars traveling its rails. They’ll be hauling Canadian oil down to the Gulf and empty cars back up to Alberta, burning up a lot of hateful fossil fuel in the process. Jason Kenney, the leader of the Canadian province of Alberta “noted that without the pipeline, oil must be transported to Gulf Coast refineries by truck or train, both of which are sources of much higher emissions.”Funny isn’t it, the President of the party that claims to champion “the working man” and the environment cancelled the Keystone...
  • Biden Proves Democrat Voters Have no Idea What They’re Voting For

    01/24/2021 5:08:14 AM PST · by EyesOfTX · 56 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    More proof Democrat voters have no idea what they’re voting for. – How many Democrats who voted for China Joe Potato Head Biden thought they were voting for this when the entered the voting booth?: Yes, friends, the dementia-addled sock puppet occupying the White House reversed President Trump’s order lowering the cost of a variety of prescription medicines on Friday, including some that are crucial to millions suffering from diabetes and allergic reactions. This from the party that claims to be the advocate for healthcare in America. From a story at Daily Wire: President Joe Biden’s United States Department of...
  • Sunday News Roundup: Biden Hates Unions and Democrat Governors Suddenly Decide to Reopen

    01/24/2021 5:04:52 AM PST · by EyesOfTX · 18 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    Remember when Democrats claimed to support union jobs? – Well, those days are gone, as the former heavy influence of the unions on Democrats has been completely overwhelmed by the influence and money from the “climate change” lobby. No better proof of that changed dynamic has ever been offered than with Joe Biden’s cancellation of the cross-border permit for the Keystone XL Pipeline last week, an act that will ultimately cost as many as 10,000 union jobs. But that is far from the only cost of this rash and unprecedented act of executive fiat. From a story at The...
  • Trump Undermines Congressional Authority [semi-satire]

    01/23/2021 11:17:48 AM PST · by John Semmens · 5 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 24 January 2021 | John Semmens
    Ordered to vacate the corridors of the Capitol building after Rep. Will Keating (D-MA) complained that he saw a couple of the National Guard troops at a Dunkin Donuts “without wearing the masks mandated by President Biden,” former President Donald Trump’s offer to let them hang out at his DC hotel incited House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif) to add another charge to her impeachment case against him. “Mr. Trump is no longer in charge of the federal government,” Pelosi ranted. “He has no authority to offer accommodations of any sort to these troops. His doing so is further proof of...

    01/23/2021 8:30:55 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 63 replies
    Rumble ^ | January 23, 2021 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOAre we reaching the point where our videos could be censored or taken down if we do not call her DOCTOR Jill Biden? We might already have reached that level of censorship so I am taking no chances. In fact, I am going to emphasize that she is DOCTOR Jill Biden whenever I refer to her and I recommend you do the same.
  • We Are On Correct Path Comrades, Edition 153

    01/23/2021 5:55:13 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 2 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 1-23-21 | MOTUS
    Thank goodness our Figurehead New World Order el Presidente (FINWOP) has rejoined the Paris Climate Accord and the World Health Organization. That means we can have nice things again. Such as indoor dining** which in Democrat states has become as rare as free speech and other First Amendment rights. Now that Trump is gone – quelle surprise! – Covid is not so scary. We’ve got the new vaccines, the number of Covid positives and deaths appear to have been overstated and now we can get about reopening the economy. Transparency, – it’s back baby! And every bit as transparent as...