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  • VIDEO: Alex Soros to Marry Huma Abedin on June 14

    06/13/2025 10:55:23 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 85 replies
    Rumble ^ | June 13, 2025 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOOn Saturday, June 14, we have a confluence of events. The 250th anniversary of the Army, Flag Day, President Trump's Birthday, a grand military march in Washington D.C., the leftist "No Kings Day" protests against the previous four events, annnnnd the day that Alex Soros marries Anthony Weiner's ex, Huma Abedin.As you can see in this video, the bed springs in their honeymoon suite will get little to no action following the wedding. Oh, and if you are wondering why we have heard NOTHING from Alex Soros since January 2024 it is because a couple of DUmmie FUnnies videos of...
  • Newsom Says It’s His Duty To Represent The Illegal Immigrants Who Elected Him

    06/12/2025 9:23:02 AM PDT · by DFG · 20 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | 06/12/2025 | Babylon Bee
    LOS ANGELES, CA — In defense against the mounting criticism from across the country over his response to violent anti-ICE riots, California Governor Gavin Newsom said it's his duty to represent the illegal immigrants who elected him. Newsom clapped back at the public outcry aimed at him and his office's handling of the destructive protests that have ravaged downtown Los Angeles for several days, stating in no uncertain terms that his allegiance was with the millions of people who illegally entered the country and voted unconstitutionally to elect him as governor. "I have a responsibility to serve the people who...
  • VIDEO: Liberals Urge "JUST FOR NOW" Fly American Flags for "No Kings" OPTICS

    06/12/2025 7:46:59 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 15 replies
    Rumble ^ | June 12, 2025 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOPlease fly the American flag on "No Kings" day this Saturday. Not for any reason to do with PATRIOTISM. No, this is strictly a phony show for OPTICS. We know you HATE the American flag but JUST FOR NOW please, please fly the American, not the Mexican or Palestinian, flag. JUST FOR NOW.That is the attitude of the liberal organizers (looking at YOU, Christy Walton) of the "No Kings" Day. How do I know this is their attitude? Because they SAY it out loud as you can see. They flat out admit their FAKE patriotism "JUST FOR NOW" is strictly...
  • US Attorney Resigns in Protest [semi-satire]

    06/12/2025 5:46:55 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 12 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 8 Jun 2025 | John Semmens
    Ben Schrader, Chief of the Criminal Division of the US Attorney's Office for the Middle District of Tennessee, resigned in protest after a federal grand jury indicted Kilmar Abrego Garcia for transporting undocumented migrants within the United States during the years 2016 through 2025. "This prosecution is wrong on so many levels," Schrader complained. "When US District Judge James Boasberg ordered President Trump to retrieve this man he had deported to El Salvador the Judge's intent was that he would be set free, not be indicted and prosecuted. It's just more contempt of court from Trump." "Worse still, Mr. Abrego...
  • Touching: Reconciled Trump And Musk Recreate Rocky III Beach Scene

    06/11/2025 2:55:06 PM PDT · by DFG · 8 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | 06/11/2025 | Babylon Bee
    SANTA MONICA, CA — In a beautiful, tear-jerking moment, President Trump and Elon Musk were reunited on the shores of Santa Monica, jumping and laughing in each other's arms once more. The two splashed in the water and ran along the shoreline together, giggling like a couple of young schoolgirls. "It feels so right," said Musk, jumping again into Trump's waiting arms. "This is where we belong. I'm home." Neon-clad and muscles gleaming, the pair agreed to let bygones be bygones and get back to working together. Onlookers clapped and cheered, rejoicing to see the men embracing each other. "It...
  • VIDEO: Bipolar Lib Provides Hilarious National Guard Meltdown Entertainment

    06/11/2025 8:06:16 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 13 replies
    Rumble ^ | June 11, 2025 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOThe Liberal Pink Hat Lady and the Bipolar Lib are the comedy gifts that keep on giving. And the latest entertainment gift comes in the form of Bipolar Lib going full mental jacket BONKERS over President Trump sending National Guard troops to Los Angeles to restore the order that local sleazy Democrat politicians let slip away when rioters took to the streets to cause havoc (with the behind the scenes support of those politicians) in reaction to ICE enforcing immigration laws.Here we see again the two starkly contrasting sides of Bipolar Lib. The one side who calmly advocates for loving...
  • Abortion Pill Deceit [semi-satire]

    06/11/2025 6:29:08 AM PDT · by John Semmens
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 8 Jun 2025 | John Semmens
    A peer-reviewed study by Charlotte Lozier Institute reviewed nearly 30,000 visits to emergency rooms by women who had undergone either a surgical or chemical abortion and found that 80% of these visits were falsely recorded as miscarriages. Those who recommend chemical abortions routinely advise women who require immediate medical assistance to lie at the emergency room. The fear is that if the true cause of the emergency were reported it would negatively impact the sale of these abortion pills. In fact, the American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists usually advise medical personnel to not ask women if their urgent health...
  • L.A. Rioter Sad As He Can't Find Any Houses To Burn Down Since They All Burned Down In The Wildfires

    06/10/2025 1:17:38 PM PDT · by DFG · 9 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | 06/10/2025 | Babylon Bee
    LOS ANGELES — As immigration riots spread across the city, local rioter and ruffian Eduardo Perez expressed regret that he could not find any houses to burn down since they all burned down in the wildfires back in January. "What are we even fighting for if there aren't any more houses to burn down?" Perez reportedly said, forlorn. "This is all because of Governor Newsom's terrible forest management!" Perez isn't alone. Social workers are reportedly stretched thin, overwhelmed by a caseload comprised almost entirely of communist arsonists without homes to arson. "I wanted to watch the city burn," lamented arsonist...
  • Cuomo Debates Rivals [semi-satire]

    06/10/2025 6:13:03 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 1 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 8 Jun 2025 | John Semmens
    Adams, Former Gov. Andrew Cuomo (D-NY) promised that if he is elected mayor of New York City he will "spend eight years in Washington leading the fight against Trump." While acknowledging that this campaign promise "might seem to be outside the normal scope of a mayor's job, vowing to fight Trump has been a key factor in the elections of other Democrats in New York. Democrats hate Trump more than anything. Two-thirds of the City's voters are registered Democrats. It's a winning platform." Cuomo also dismissed the chances of his rivals, saying "the typical budgets and boroughs issues that Republicans...
  • Trump Responds To Mostly Peaceful Protests With Mostly Peaceful Military

    06/09/2025 12:31:38 PM PDT · by DFG · 16 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | 06/09/2025 | Babylon Bee
    LOS ANGELES, CA — According to sources, President Trump responded to fiery but mostly peaceful protests in the City of Angels by activating the mostly peaceful National Guard. Governor Gavin Newsom has called the show of mostly peaceful force by the Trump administration "uncool." "What we have are mostly peaceful migrants making their voices mostly peacefully heard by throwing Molotov cocktails and looting businesses," Newsom said. "All of which is protected by the Bill of Rights. Read the Constitution." But the situation on the ground hadn't improved much as of Monday morning. Now, a battalion of 500 mostly peaceful Marines...
  • Dem Makes Case for More Immigrants [semi-satire]

    06/09/2025 11:28:01 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 2 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 8 Jun 2025 | John Semmens
    Rep. Becca Balint (D-Vt) made the strongest argument yet for why we need to increase immigration, saying "if we don't have avenues for people to come here legally we're not going to have anybody around to do the jobs Americans are not willing to do. One of the more distasteful things each of us has to do is wipe our asses. The same hand we eat with comes within a thin piece of toilet paper of contacting our own excrement. We are a rich enough country to not have to do this ourselves. In past times many of the elite...
  • VIDEO: Margaret Brennan uses INCORRECT Leftist Term "Undocumented Immigrants"

    06/09/2025 6:48:21 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 18 replies
    Rumble ^ | June 9, 2025 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEO"Illegal Alien" is a correct legal term which is used in official federal government documents. "Undocumented Immigrants" or "Undocumented Migrant" or "Undocumented Worker" are INCORRECT nonsense terms used by leftists to make it seem that Illegal Aliens are somehow neither illegal nor alien. It is like legitimizing Drug Dealers by calling them "Unlicensed Pharmacists." Anybody in the media using the "Undocumented" terminology as Margaret Brennan did on "Face The Nation" on Sunday while interviewing Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem is publicly subscribing to the extreme leftist ideology. Noem did not correct Brennan on her incorrect leftist terminology but a Master...
  • VIDEO: My Portugal Trip: Avoid This NIGHTMARE!

    06/08/2025 11:54:08 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 35 replies
    Rumble ^ | June 8, 2025 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOIn this second episode of my Portugal trip I warn viewers to avoid doing something that could easily turn into a horrible NIGHTMARE. My advice, at least in Portugal, is to AVOID renting cars. It could not only end up costing you an absurd amount of money, but it could also become afn extreme annoyance. Transportation in Portugal is inexpensive plus you meet a lot of interesting people on public trasport which would not happen if you are sealed in a car. Finally, in order to navigate many of the roads in Portugal, you have to drive in a manner...
  • Musk/Trump Feud Opens Opportunity [semi-satire]

    06/08/2025 11:09:37 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 2 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 8 Jun 2025 | John Semmens
    On CNN's "Anderson Cooper 360," political commentator Van Jones urged President Donald Trump "to take this opportunity to win his feud with Musk by punishing all of the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) employees Musk left behind. Trump may be top dog right now, but he's only got a few years left to affect public policy. The much richer and younger Musk has 40 years left. Trump needs to recognize that these DOGE employees are dangerous." "You think Trump should prosecute them?" Cooper asked. "Yes. He needs to learn from the Biden Administration's lawfare against him and ramp up a...
  • Pandemic School Aid Can't Be Canceled [semi-satire]

    06/07/2025 11:45:47 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 3 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 8 Jun 2025 | John Semmens
    Despite the fact that the Covid pandemic was officially declared over as of May of 2023 and the federal funds authorized in the American Rescue Plan Act had a "use by date" of December 31, 2024, Manhattan District Judge Edgardo Ramos ruled that Education Secretary Linda McMahon cannot recover the unused funds. McMahon argued that "these funds were intended to aid schools impacted by the shutdowns imposed in 2020. The money was intended to support pandemic recovery efforts like constructing sneeze guards in classrooms, tutoring students being remotely educated, and assistance for homeless students. The schools have been open for...
  • VIDEO: Liberal Pink Hat Lady Renews Love for "Maryland Man"

    06/07/2025 6:14:23 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 14 replies
    Rumble ^ | June 7, 2025 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOLove is in the air again! Why? Because Maryland Man" aka Kilmar Abrego Garcia is being brought back to the States to face a host of charges including human trafficking and murder. Such a wonderful guy which is why the Liberal Pink Hat Lady is now chock full of renewed love for her beloved as you can see. Meanwhile, the beaten up wife of "Maryland Man" is most likely praying fervently to Our Lady of Guadalupe that he is NEVER allowed out of prison ever again.
  • More Dems Suffer from Poor Mental Health [semi-satire]

    06/07/2025 1:29:01 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 20 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 8 Jun 2025 | John Semmens
    According to political analyst Nate Silver, "the problem Democrats are having attracting male voters is that they are too mentally healthy to vote for Democrats. The Cooperative Election Study survey showed that 40% of Generation Z males consider their mental health to be "very good" or "excellent." In contrast, only 20% of Generation Z females say theirs is "very good" or "excellent." The same survey found that 51% of conservatives say their mental health is excellent. Only 20% of liberals say the same. When asked whether they have "poor mental health" 45% of liberals said yes. Only 19% of conservatives...
  • VIDEO: The Incredibly STUPID Reasons Why Ukraine War Started and Continues

    06/06/2025 8:55:43 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 54 replies
    Rumble ^ | June 6, 2025 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOThe Ukraine War should much more accurately be called "The War of NATO Expansion." Or maybe the "TDS War." Or perhaps "The Proxy War Against Russia." "The Beyond STUPID War" is my personal favorite label.I've always been an avid reader and one of the books I read when I was fifteen was "The Guns of August" by Barbara Tuchman which detailed how World War I began. I was amazed at the time at how easily avoidable that war was by simply not following through on absurd entangling alliances. Unfortunately, although it is easy to start a war it is very...
  • DR. DEMENTO SHOW TO END WITH 55TH ANNIVERSARY

    06/05/2025 3:33:38 PM PDT · by Rummyfan · 65 replies
    Radio Insight ^ | 1 June 2025 | Lance Venta
    Barret ‘Dr. Demento‘ Hansen will retire from his program when it reaches its 55th anniversary in October. On this week’s show, Demento announced that it was his final regular show with a series of retrospective episodes regarding the history of the show to air weekly until a final episode in October that will feature the top 40 songs in the show’s history. Hansen recently turned 84 years old. Hansen debuted his ‘Dr. Demento’ persona on Freeform Rock 106.7 KPPC Pasadena CA (now KROQ-FM) in October 1970 quickly converting to to focusing on comedy and novelty music. His show would be...
  • VIDEO: Musician Turns Karen RAGE Into Heavy Metal Art

    06/05/2025 6:31:43 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 20 replies
    Rumble ^ | June 5, 2025 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOWhen you watch this Karen break down into uncontrollable RAGE while demanding a police car be given a ticket you think just another mental case Karen. However, when a musician accompanies her rage with heavy metal music it converts her rage into a piece of HILARIOUS art.